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Zevulon
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Cook: Now that Hans has died of internal bleeding...
noob2: Yes, sir?
Cook: It's just your buddy over there.
*noobs look out window and see noob3 violently kicking the light post*
noob2: Umm, he'll be fine. So you were saying?
Cook: Well, what did you come to the castle for?
noob1: Well we-
*noob3 slams the doors open*
noob3: YIPPEE!!!!!
noob1: noob3!!! How did you get free?!
noob3: Umm...
*noob3 shows that he has no left arm*
noob1: noob3!!! You gnawed your arm off?!
noob3: Well, I was scared...
noob2: of what?
noob3: OGRES!!!!
noob2: There were no ogres...
noob3: Oh...
noob1: Why didn't you just gnaw the rope I tied you with?
noob3: ...Wow you ARE smarter than me!
noob1: *sigh*
*noob1 kills noob3*
*noob3 reappears and comes back*
noob3: YOU KNOW, YOU THINK IT DOESN'T HURT BUT IT REALLY-
*noob3 realizes he got his arm back*
noob3: oh...
Cook: Now, why did you come.
noob1: Well, we were wanting to see the duke of Lumbridge!
Cook: Sorry, he left. Only Hans knows where...but-
*the cook stares at Hans's dead body next to a puddle of blood*
noob3: Ohh, so he DID have blood left...
noobs1&2: YEAH!!

So the three noobs try to figure out where the duke of Lumbridge is.

20-Mar-2013 10:58:14

Zevulon
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Zevulon

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noob1: Hans! Wake up!
noob3: OGRES!!!
noob2: Hans, we know you aren't dead. You are breathing.
noob3: OGRES DID THIS TO HIM!! WE ARE NEXT!!!
noob2: noob3, be quiet, I killed Hans.
noob1: No, I killed Hans!
noob3: No, I killed Hans!
noob4: No, I killed Hans!
noob1: noob4, shut up. you aren't supposed to be in this story!
noob2: Yeah, its 5:00 anyways!
noob4: OMG! I'm missing Darma and Greg!
*noob4 logs out*
noob1: Ugh, how can he stand watching that show?!
noob3: Good thing he wont bother us again!
noob1: Yeah. noob4!!!! LOOK AT THE TITLE!
noob2: Yeah, its, THREE Confused Noobs! Not 4!
noob1: Ugh, curse noob4. Good thing he will never retur.
noob2: ....Or so we hope.
*dun dun dun*
noob1: Ugh... HANS!!! THERE ARE OGRES EATING YOU!!
*Hans jumps to his feet*
Hans: Where?!
noob1: *snicker*
Hans: Omg!!! I cant believe those noobs tricked me! Naughy little noobs...
noob1: Umm Hans...
Hans: Yes, naughty? heh heh heh....
noob1: OMG!!!! LETS GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!!
*noobs run away*
Hans: Wait! Naughties! The duke is in Varrock!
noob1: Ugh, hes worse than noob4!
noob2: Well, now we know where the duke is!

So the three noobs head to talk to the duke.

21-Mar-2013 07:07:28

Zevulon
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Zevulon

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noob3: Are we there yet?
noob1: No
noob2: Shut up noob3, you know we aren't there.
noob3: Well, we've been walking for HOURS!!!
noob1: noob3, we haven't even left the cheat code castle yet.
noob3: Oh.
Hans: OGRES!!!
noob1: NO, THERE ARE NO OGRES!!!!!!!!
noob2: Yeah, it's probably just another imp for something.
noob3: Or..... A REAL OGRE!!!
noob1: noob3, I promise you it isn't a real ogre!
*ogre enters castle*
noob3: YOU PROMISED!!!!!!
noobs12&3: Uh oh.....

Ogre: Me eats you!
noob1: Oh my!
noob2: Omg! He's gonna eat us!
noob3: Hey guys, have you ever wondered- OMG, AN OGRE!!
*Ogre eats Hans*
noob1: Stand guard noobs, we won't let him eat us!
*Ogre walks away*
noob1: Oh, I guess he was satisfied with Hans.
noob2: Yeah, that was silly for us to be worried!
noob4: Yeah, that was the Mother Goose of sillies!
noob1: Omg!
noob2: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!
Ogre: Oops, mes missed one!
*Ogre eats noob4 and walks away*
*noobs stare at Ogre as he walks away*
all noobs: My hero...
noob1: Hooray! The day is saved, thanks to-
noob3: The Smurfs!
noob1: 2 strikes, 3 strikes and noob3 will be added to the He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named list...
noob2: Good luck, you might have your name for a whole other 5 minutes noob3!
noob1: Anyways, the day is saved, thanks to-
all noobs: THE THREE CONFUSED NOOBS!!!!
noob1: Okay, now to go find the duke, and learn the ancient ways of mining, get our mining, and end our quest that we have been working on for so long-
all noobs: TO GET THE ALMIGHTY STEEL DAGGERS!

21-Mar-2013 07:11:38

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