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21-May-2012 15:43:10

frozen seas

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+1 i dotn know why noone posted on this i liek this story

30-Jun-2012 17:20:31 - Last edited on 30-Jun-2012 17:31:01 by frozen seas

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Zevulon

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bump

24-Jul-2012 10:43:13

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Zevulon

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Thanks

I'll make more later

24-Jul-2012 10:43:29

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Rezno

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Thumbs up Pursuit CC is best CC. Check them out on the forums or in the clan chat.

11-Dec-2012 03:45:34

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Emdax

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AMAZING I READ THE WHOLE THING L0L

11-Dec-2012 22:50:39

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Shojo Dagger

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haha very funny! I hope you write some more soon! What we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly, it's dearness only that gives everything it's value.

11-Feb-2013 04:12:42

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Alex ander

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really cool story

add me in game if u would to tell me when u add?

11-Feb-2013 14:21:31

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Zevulon

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noob2: Woah! Big castle!
noob3: Big!
noob2: Very big!
noob3: Very very big!
noob2: ...
noob3: ...?
noob1: DONT START THAT AGAIN!
noob2: Yeah, he's right.
noob3: Oh yeah?! You'll regret it!
noob2: ...
noob3: ...?
*****1 starts crying*
noob2: Whats wrong noob1?
*noob1 stares at noob2*
noob3: Umm, he asked you what's wrong.
noob1: ... is wrong!
noob3: ...?
*noob1 ties noob3 to a light post*
noob1: noob3, it would be better if you didn't come
noob3: ...!
noob2: Oy! He said ...! He got it!
noob3: ...?
noob1: noob2!!! LET'S GO!!!!
noob2: Yeah, before it gets any worse!
noob3: WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME WHAT ... MEANS!!!

So noob1 and noob2 head into the Lumbridge castle.

*noobs1 and 2 aproach door*
noob1: So this is it!
noob2: Going to attack the duke...
noob1: Mm...
noob2: noob1....
noob1: Yes, noob2?
noob2: I'm scared!
noob1: noob2! It's just a castle!
noob2: No, it's noob3!
*noob1 sees noob3 gnawing at the rope*
noob1: Umm, he'll be fine. Now let's go!
*doors fly open*
noob2: Gee wiz!
*noob3 yells from the distance*
noob3: Gee wiz?! Nerd!
noob2: ...!
noob3: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?!
noob2: Muahaha!
noob1: Umm, who's at the door??
Hans: Oh my gee!
noob3: Muahaha! Oh my Gee?! You're worse than noob2!
Hans: Our castle is being attacked by ogres!
noob3: OGRES?!?!
Hans: OGRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noob3: OMG!!! NOOB1!!! UNTIE ME!!!!!
noob1: WHY?!
noob3: OGRES!!! THEY EAT ME!!! GIMME OUTTA HERE!!!
Cook: Oh, dont mind Hans.
noob2: Why?
Cook: He always thinks we are in serious danger.
noob3: YOU ARE!!!!! OGRES!!!!!!!!
Cook: We weren't being attack by ogres.
noob1: Than what were you being attacked by?
Cook: Not even being attacked. An imp got into our castle.
Hans: AND THIS ISN'T SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT?!?!
*Imp kicks Hans in the shin and runs away*
Hans: Oh...my...gosh...Cook, gimme a manta ray!
Cook: Hans, I'd rather have you die than giving away a manta ray.
Hans: Ughh... I hate the cook. noob3, don't you agree?
*noob3 gnaws at the rope*
noob3: OGRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20-Mar-2013 10:51:41

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Zevulon

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Cook: So, what brings you noobs into the castle of Lumbridge?
noob1: Well-
Hans: OMG! We are being attacked by ogres!!!
Cook: Hans, that isn't an ogre! It is a small spider....
Hans: HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!
*the level 1 spider gnaws the shoelace off of Hans' shoe*
Hans: OMG!!! Call 911!
Cook: Hans, he just took your shoelace!
Hans: EXACTLY! How am I supposed to tie my shoes now?!
Cook: Hans, I tied your shoelaces. Not you.
Hans: THAN HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TOO!
Cook: Just go craft one!
Hans: Okay!
*Hans takes out a chisel*
Cook: Good, now here's a piece of cloth.
*the cook throws Hans a long cloth*
Hans: Now what?
Cook: Use the chisel to cut the cloth into a shoelace!
Hans: Okay!
*he starts cutting but accidentally scratches his finger*
Hans: OMG!!! INTERNAL BLEEDING!!!
Cook: Hans, it isn't even bleeding!
*screams so loudly it made noob3 stop gnawing at the post and look over*
Hans: THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!
Cook: How, Hans? How is it worse?
Hans: THAT MEANS I HAVE NO BLOOD LEFT!!!
*the cook scratches Hans with a kitchen knife*
Hans: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!
Cook: Look.
*Hans's arm starts bleeding for 2 seconds, then stops*
Hans: INTERNAL BLEEDING!!!!!!
noob2: OMG! I'll show you internal bleeding!
*noob2 stabs Hans with his bronze dagger*
Hans: Ow. Can I have a band-aid?
Cook: YOU WANT A DOCTOR FOR A SMALL SCRATCH, BUT YOU JUST WANT A BAND-AID WHEN YOU HAVE A HUGE **** IN YOU CHEST?!?!
Hans: Umm...
*Hans dies of internal bleeding*

20-Mar-2013 10:55:07

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