noob2: Woah! Big castle!
noob3: Big!
noob2: Very big!
noob3: Very very big!
noob2: ...
noob3: ...?
noob1: DONT START THAT AGAIN!!
noob2: Yeah, hes right.
noob3: Oh yeah?! You'll regret it!
noob2: ...
noob3: ...?
*noob1 starts crying*
noob2: Whats wrong noob1?
*noob1 stares at noob2*
noob3: Umm, he asked you, what's wrong?
noob1: ... is wrong!
noob3: ...?
*noob1 ties noob3 to a light post*
noob1: noob3, it would be better if you didn't come.
noob3: ...!
noob2: Oy! He said ...! He got it!
noob3: ...?
noob1: noob2!!! LETS GO!!!!
noob2: Yeah, before it gets any worse!
noob3: WHY WONT ANYONE TELL ME WHAT ... MEANS!!!
So noob1 and noob2 head into the lumbridge castle.
*noobs1 and 2 aproach door*
noob1: So this is it!
noob2: Going to attack the duke....
noob1: Mm......
noob2: noob1.
noob1: Yes, noob2?
noob2: Im scared!
noob1: noob2! Its just a castle!
noob2: No, its noob3!
*noob1 sees noob3 gnawing at the light post*
noob1: Umm, he'll be fine. Now lets go!
*doors fly open*
noob2: Gee Wiz!
*noob3 yells from the distance*
noob3: Gee wiz?! Nerd!
noob2: ...!
noob3: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?!
noob2: Muahaha!
noob1: Umm, who's at the door??
Hans: Oh my gee!
noob3: Muahaha! Oh my Gee?! You're worse than noob2!
Hans: Our castle is being attacked by ogres!
noob3: OGRES?!?!
Hans: OGRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noob3: OMG!!! NOOB1!!! UNTIE ME!!!!!
noob1: WHY?!
noob3: OGRES!!! THEY EAT ME!!! GIMME OUTTA HERE!!!
Cook: Oh, dont mind Hans.
noob2: Why?
Cook: He always thinks we are in serious danger.
noob3: YOU ARE!!!!! OGRES!!!!!!!!
Cook: We werent being attack by ogres.
noob1: Than what were you being attacked by?
Cook: Not even being attacked. An imp got into our castle.
Hans: AND THIS ISNT SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT?!?!
*Imp kicks Hans in the shin and runs away*
Hans: Oh...my...gosh...Cook, gimme a Mantaray!
Cook: Hans, I'd rather have you die than giving away a mantaray.
Hans: Ughh...I hate the cook. noob3! Dont you agree?
*noob3 gnaws at the lamp post*
noob3: OGRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noob3: Big!
noob2: Very big!
noob3: Very very big!
noob2: ...
noob3: ...?
noob1: DONT START THAT AGAIN!!
noob2: Yeah, hes right.
noob3: Oh yeah?! You'll regret it!
noob2: ...
noob3: ...?
*noob1 starts crying*
noob2: Whats wrong noob1?
*noob1 stares at noob2*
noob3: Umm, he asked you, what's wrong?
noob1: ... is wrong!
noob3: ...?
*noob1 ties noob3 to a light post*
noob1: noob3, it would be better if you didn't come.
noob3: ...!
noob2: Oy! He said ...! He got it!
noob3: ...?
noob1: noob2!!! LETS GO!!!!
noob2: Yeah, before it gets any worse!
noob3: WHY WONT ANYONE TELL ME WHAT ... MEANS!!!
So noob1 and noob2 head into the lumbridge castle.
*noobs1 and 2 aproach door*
noob1: So this is it!
noob2: Going to attack the duke....
noob1: Mm......
noob2: noob1.
noob1: Yes, noob2?
noob2: Im scared!
noob1: noob2! Its just a castle!
noob2: No, its noob3!
*noob1 sees noob3 gnawing at the light post*
noob1: Umm, he'll be fine. Now lets go!
*doors fly open*
noob2: Gee Wiz!
*noob3 yells from the distance*
noob3: Gee wiz?! Nerd!
noob2: ...!
noob3: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?!
noob2: Muahaha!
noob1: Umm, who's at the door??
Hans: Oh my gee!
noob3: Muahaha! Oh my Gee?! You're worse than noob2!
Hans: Our castle is being attacked by ogres!
noob3: OGRES?!?!
Hans: OGRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noob3: OMG!!! NOOB1!!! UNTIE ME!!!!!
noob1: WHY?!
noob3: OGRES!!! THEY EAT ME!!! GIMME OUTTA HERE!!!
Cook: Oh, dont mind Hans.
noob2: Why?
Cook: He always thinks we are in serious danger.
noob3: YOU ARE!!!!! OGRES!!!!!!!!
Cook: We werent being attack by ogres.
noob1: Than what were you being attacked by?
Cook: Not even being attacked. An imp got into our castle.
Hans: AND THIS ISNT SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT?!?!
*Imp kicks Hans in the shin and runs away*
Hans: Oh...my...gosh...Cook, gimme a Mantaray!
Cook: Hans, I'd rather have you die than giving away a mantaray.
Hans: Ughh...I hate the cook. noob3! Dont you agree?
*noob3 gnaws at the lamp post*
noob3: OGRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16-May-2012 04:46:20