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Voldemort:Not without Zezima’s consent.
Zezima:Sure, throw him out.
Voldemort spun on Zezima.
Voldemort:What?
Zezima:Throw him out, he’s giving me a headache.
(g)Numanuma3:Really?
He stepped forward eagerly.
Voldemort:But Zezima, I’ve always been faithful and –
And the door opened, letting Starwarfan0 into the room. Glancing at the advancing (g)Numanuma3 and Voldemort, who was reaching for a dagger at his side he almost stepped back out again but then made up his mind and entered, closing the door behind him. Full dragon armor covered his body.
Starwarfan0:You pmed me?
Voldemort immediately latched onto his comrade.
Voldemort:Starwar, we can double team (g)Numanuma3.
Zezima sensed this wasn’t going anywhere good.
Zezima:Nvm, Voldemort can stay.
(g)Numanuma3, who had been readying himself for a two-on-one battle, stepped backward quickly to a place where he could watch the elitists and be ready if anything suspicious happened.
Zezima:And Starwarfan, you can listen too.
*ezima:I think I can trust everyone in this room.
Voldemort:Lol, I knew you were joking.
Zezima:Just be quiet.
Voldemort k.
Starwarfan0:So what’s going on here?
Voldemort , Zezima’s going to tell us what happened to him.
(g)Numanuma3:It was elitists wasn’* it?
Zezima:Yeah, how’d you know?
(g)Numanuma3:We’ve had reports,
(g)Numanuma3:Weapons have been stolen from our holds, and there have been some…deaths.
Zezima eaths?
(g)Numanuma3 seemed to enjoy displaying his superior knowledge on this topic and shot a glance in Voldemort’s direction who smiled lazily back at him.
(g)Numanuma3:Yeah, mostly generals or members of higher status.
(g)Numanuma3:They go for a walk on the battlements and the next day
(g)Numanuma3:Someone finds them smashed at the foot of the wall
(g)Numanuma3 r they just disappear.
Zezima:And you’ve done nothing to prevent this?
(g)Numanuma3:Well we have sentries on the walls…
(g)Numanuma3:And generals select their personal bodyguards

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(g)Numanuma3:But if the guards do the killing…
(g)Numanuma3:What would you have me do?
Zezima:I don’t know.
Zezima looked at Starwarfan0 and Voldemort, both of which didn’t seemed very shocked by the discussion. Did they already know of these occurrences?
Zezima:But anyway, I know two of them,
Zezima:Evilzoe and…
Zezima:And a guy with a maul.
Zezima:I don’t think I ever saw his name.
Voldemort:Lol, two elitists owned you?
Zezima:Four actually, I killed a mage and Veracker.
Voldemort .
Voldemort:Still
Zezima:I’m not invincible you know.
Voldemort:Yeah, but you’re Zezima
Zezima:What worries me is this wasn’t the first time my own people tried to kill me.
Starwarfan0:It wasn’t?
Zezima:No, returning from Karamja I got shot down by chasing elitist gliders
Zezima:And crashed onto Entrana where -
Voldemort:Where you were muted by the mods, lol.
Zezima:Yes, where I was muted.
Starwarfan0:I haven’t seen a mod in a long time.
Voldemort:Lol, you wouldn’t have.
Voldemort:I think they retreated to Entrana during the second rebellion,
Voldemort:Got sick of this whole war stuff.
(g)Numanuma3 still seemed stuck on Voldemort’s first statement.
(g)Numanuma3:You were muted?
That seemed to genuinely surprise **manuma3. He looked around the room and saw that no one else seemed to find this fact as mind-bending as he did. Zezima noticed that the pile of money over the fireplace had disappeared. But a few seconds later an almost unnoticeable side door in the wall near the huge hearth opened and a maid entered the room, quickly assembling a new pile of coins where the old ones had been.
Voldemort:He was, you should have been there.
Voldemort:Lol, he was sullen
(g)Numanuma3:From a noob?
Zezima:Yeah, he –
But Voldemort broke in quickly.
Voldemort:You be quiet about Varrock and I’ll be quiet, ok?
Zezima idn’t you promise that a little while ago?
Voldemort:Well I mean it now.
Zezima:K

27-May-2006 22:17:06

(g)Numanuma3:Voldy got beaten by a noob?
A broad smile stretched across (g)Numanuma3’s face as he tried to read Voldemort’* expression.
Voldemort:No.
Zezima:Nvm.
Zezima:Anyway I want everyone to locate these traitors.
Zezima erhaps if you find Evilzoe we can track the rest down from there.
Voldemort:I’m on it.
Voldemort:Along with finding Texan85 of course.
(g)Numanuma3:Who is this Texan85?
Voldemort:No one.
Voldemort h yeah, and we should hear Starwar’s report on the noobs.
Suddenly everyone’s attention turned to Starwarfan0 who looked around blankly for a second before remembering his news.
Starwarfan0 h! The noobs are going to be coming up here soon.
Zezima:I thought they would,
Zezima:What’s holding them up?
Voldemort:No, I mean tell them about your escape.
Starwarfan0 h, that
Starwar***0:Yes, that was quite…interesting.
He looked at Zezima.
Starwarfan0:I guess the last time you saw me I was heading down into the sewers.
(g)Numanuma3:Sewers?
Starwarfan0 , you weren’t there.
Starwarfan0:Well it’s a long story but somehow all three of us
He indicated Zezima, Voldemort and himself.
Starwarfan0:Got caught in Varrock with the noob army coming in after having suffered a defeat.
Starwarfan0:There was no other way to escape than to make a dash for the Varrock gates
Starwarfan0:Straight through the noob army.
(g)Numanuma3:Interesting.
Starwarfan0:Stop talking.
Starwarfan0:Anyway, I didn’t have much prayer and my hp fell dangerously low
Starwarfan0:I dove for the sewers with a few hundred noobs on my tail,
Starwarfan0:Just barely made it in.
Starwarfan0:I guess Zezima and Voldemort made it out of the city…
Voldemort:Yeah, the noobs were too distracted with you.
Starwarfan0
Starwarfan0:Anyway there I was, dressed in full black dragonhide
Starwarfan0:Armed with rune throwing knives.
Starwarfan0:And the noobs all trying to force themselves down the pothole behind me

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Starwarfan0:So I ran down into the sewers thinking of escaping at the Edgeville entrance,
Starwarfan0:But it seemed some of the noobs were smarter and had run
Starwarfan0:Up to Edgeville to cut me off.
Starwarfan0:I backtracked and tried heading down to the hill-giant training area
Starwarfan0:But I could hear the sounds of noobs training there by the time I reached the hobgoblins
Starwarfan0:In that chamber with the addy ores.
Starwarfan0:Well there were noobs coming from the north, noobs to the south
Starwarfan0:And my health was very low, like 6-7 hp.
Starwarfan0:So I decided to disguise myself and hoped they wouldn’t notice me
Starwarfan0:It was all I could think of.
He took a deep breath.
Starwarfan0:And it worked.
Starwarfan0:I took off all my armor, unequipped my throwing knife
Starwarfan0:And stood next to the ores trying to look like a noob
Starwarfan0:The first few came sprinting around the corner and I asked
Starwarfan0: ‘How do I pick up these rocks?’
Starwarfan0:The noobs all laughed and I tried to make myself look serious
A smile crossed Starwarfan0’s face.
Starwarfan0:I said ‘I want some addy!’
Starwarfan0:And they replied ‘lol, have you seen someone in black
Starwarfan0:dragonhide armor go past?’
Starwarfan0:I said ‘a black dragon?’
Starwarfan0:And they just shook their heads, said ‘come with us’
Starwarfan0:And ran down to the giant-training spot.
Starwarfan0 ne thing I can commend noobs on is they try to be better,
Starwarfan0:They led me back to Varrock where they enrolled me in
Starwarfan0:A kind of class where skilled noobs taught
Starwarfan0:Beginners about basic Runescape skills.
Starwarfan0:All this time I didn’t dare pm you guys,
Starwarfan0:I was afraid some noobs had me on their friend lists.
Starwarfan0:It would have given me away.
Starwarfan0:So, I stayed in Varrock as the noobs tried to perform
Starwarfan0:A sneak attack on Lumbridge

27-May-2006 22:17:46

Starwarfan0:And I was there when they came back and a meeting was announced,
Starwarfan0:Both Ratherdashng and Cheezit92 would speak.
Zezima:So Cheezit92 is still alive?
Starwarfan0:Just wait.
Starwarfan0:The noob leaders bickered about the lost battle up on the podium,
Starwarfan0:And just for fun I yelled out ‘fight!’
Starwarfan0:Suddenly thousands of noobs were chanting it,
Starwarfan0: ‘Fight!’, ‘Fight!’, and the leaders agreed to a duel.
Starwarfan0:They decided to take it up into the Wilderness.
Starwarfan0:To Zezima Isle, and from there the winner would
Starwarfan0:Lead the noobs to the mage arena.
Starwarfan0 n the way up I was finally able to escape, so I don’t know
Starwarfan0:Which noob leader survived the duel,
Starwarfan0:But they should be heading up here anytime now.
He finished and all of the elitists sat a while, thinking. The pile of coins disappeared again and a maid was soon on hand to replace them.
Zezima:What are their numbers?
Starwarfan0 h, thousands. I have no idea.
Zezima:And you’re sure they’re coming here?
Starwarfan0:Yep
Voldemort:You should write a book on your adventures.
(g)Numanuma3:So the final battle is near?
Starwarfan0:I think so. They had plans of gathering all their troops
Starwarfan0:In an all-or-nothing attack on this outpost.
Zezima:And we must beat them.
(g)Numanuma3:I’m sure we will, but with numbers like theirs…
(g)Numanuma3:Well it’s going to be tricky.
(g)Numanuma3:Noobs are too unpredictable.
Zezima:Yes, and this means we must work hard
Zezima:To eradicate the false elitists.
Zezima:If one were to open a door during the noob invasion…
(g)Numanuma3 on’t worry, I’ll locate this Evilzoe and question her.
(g)Numanuma3:After that the rest shouldn’t be hard to find.
(g)Numanuma3 nly pure elitists will be left in this arena when the battle comes.
Zezima:Great.
Zezima:Also, if the noobs are gathering their forces, I think we should mobilize ours too.

27-May-2006 22:18:03

Zezima:Maybe get A(g)zraeleterni and whoever else up here.
Voldemort:But leave a token force in Lumbridge of course.
Zezima f course.
No one else seemed to have anything else to add and a minute of awkward silence in which each tried to judge what the others were thinking followed. Then Starwarfan0 left and Voldemort exited soonafter. (g)Numanuma3 stayed a little longer and seemed about to open his mouth and speak at one point but then decided against it and left *swell. Zezima sat alone and tenderly lifted the blanket to look at his chest.
He was dressed in a sleeping suit. A light green one. About his chest a large swath of bandage had been wound, another around his left leg. Both were rigid with dried blood. Looking at them made them itch and he quickly covered himself with the blanket once more.
Why were elitists suddenly attacking each other? -he wondered. Well, maybe it wasn’t that sudden. There had always been stories of assassinations circulating about the elitist army. Many had reached higher positions through such means. But why were there so many of them now? Texan85 telling him that his army was crumbling flashed into his mind again.
Anyone could be an assassin. That’s what scared Zezima most. Could he really trust anybody? Well, Voldemort. But anyone else? Did he really know Starwarfan0 that well? Had (g)Numanuma3 changed since the times they had gone pking together?
He had to trust some people he decided. Or else his army would truly fall apart. With that thought in mind, he slowly slipped back into sleep. It was nice to finally get a good day’* rest.
Within a few hours, elitist scouts had located Evilzoe along with the mauler. Their bodies had been disposed of unceremoniously by the fence that bordered the upper Wilderness.

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27-May-2006 22:19:24

That man had singlehandedly stopped a clash of the rebel armies. No one blamed Ratherdashng for Cheezit92’s death, no one had seen the dagger. But everyone had seen the arrow. And Discollama2 had just stood there, stupidly holding his bow and peering out at Grogg’s pit until an angry mob had turned on him. It had been difficult for Ratherdashng to stop Discollama2 from being ripped apart by his own people and giving him a proper execution.
Discollama2 had been aiming for him, Ratherdashng believed.
Ratherdashng:Yes, of his own accord
Baa Bleety:Lol, very thrifty Ratherdashng
Baa Bleety:Very thrifty.
Finally the last of the troops creaked their way up the ladder and went to join the masses which hung about the island, a murder of men and women facing earnestly inwards, waiting for a command. Ratherdashng’s army really did look pitiful when stood next to Baa Bleety’s. He would have to give them some tips on armor maintenance.
Baa Bleety:You want to do the honors?
Ratherdashng:Sure
Fire whipped backwards from his head as he took a step forward. He wished he had a cape.
Ratherdashng:Rebels!
A strong wind dispersed his shout among the crowds.
Ratherdashng:Rebels!
Ratherdashng:I too was sad to see Cheezit92 fall
That rang true. Cheezit92 had been likable in a nooby way but had never possessed the skills to manage an army. His reign had been fraught with mistakes, mistakes that Ratherdashng now sought to rectify.
Ratherdashng ne of his own people laid the finishing blow,
Ratherdashng:I hope none of you shall ever resort to such savagery
Ratherdashng:We are leaving tonight to finish an eon long battle,
Ratherdashng:Yes there have been rebellions before this,
Ratherdashng:Yes the noobs have lost,
Ratherdashng:But now we have the numbers, the unity, the determination,
Ratherdashng:To take the Wilderness, the chief elitist stronghold
Ratherdashng:And end this infernal subordination once and for all!

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