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Sinusoidal:Come on, it wouldn't be that bad.
Wolf0122:Why don't you do it then.
Sinusoidal:Uhh...You see, I'm not the one who wants to ask her to the dance.
Wolf0122 k...Ok...
Wolf0122:I'm going to do this.
Wolf0122:Watch out, I'm going in.
Wolf 0122 took a deep breath but didn't move. Gizmo B Free gave him a push to get him started. He looked back once with a frightened glance, and then stolidly turned around again and walked towards his fate.
He got within fifteen feet of the bench before he turned and ran back.
Gizmo B Free:?
Wolf0122:That was a close one.
(c)Mr. Happy:What was?
Wolf0122 idn't you see?
Wolf0122:She almost looked at me.
Sinusoidal:Isn't that what you want her to do?
Wolf0122 did not answer.
Sinusoidal:Are you going to have a secondary attempt?
Wolf0122:Not at the moment, I think.
Wolf0122:Maybe tomorrow.
Gizmo B Free:You know this is most likely your only chance.
Sinusoidal:Yea, to get her by herself.
Wolf0122:Tomorrow.
Gizmo B Free:Time to head on?
Mr. Happy was getting sick of all of this, under his breath he muttered
Mr. Happy:Nerds...
Wolf0122:Well, why don't you do it then?
Mr. Happy k, I will.
And Mr. Happy started on the twenty foot walk towards Base4 as the nerds gazed on in awe. He was interested to see what this Base4 looked like anyway. And when she did finally hear him and turned around to see who it was Mr. Happy was surprised to see hers was a face he recognized.

27-May-2006 18:38:45

27-May-2006 18:38:55

27-May-2006 18:39:09

Zezima was too tired to wonder, he knelt down in front of Voldemort and undid the gag.
Voldemort spat onto the ground.
Voldemort:You're late.
Zezima tried to put the gag back in, but Voldemort bucked his body violently and Zezima gave up his attempt, not wanting to get a finger bitten off.
Voldemort:What are you doing?
Zezima gestured at his throat.
Voldemort:?
Zezima opened his mouth and tried to speak. Then gestured again.
Voldemort:?
Zezima shrugged and went to untying Voldemort.
Voldemort:You can't talk?
Zezima nodded, that was hard to do.
Voldemort:You're muted!
Zezima reluctantly nodded again.
Voldemort:My god, i mean rofl.
Zezima tried to put the gag back in.
(During the rest of this conversation, Zezima communicated, with much difficulty, using signs.)
Zezima:I don't want to hear it.
Voldemort:Alright! Alright!
Voldemort:Just get that away.
Voldemort:Must be a troll sock or something.
Voldemort made a disgusted face.
Voldemort:And I've been salivating on it for hours
Zezima:What happened?
Voldemort c)That Texan85, or whatever, that's what happened!
Voldemort:Who is that guy?
Zezima:?
He finished untying Voldemort and together they undid the other man, who awoke suddenly.
Starwarfan0:What's happening?
Voldemort ur rescuer finally came.
Voldemort:And he's muted!
Starwarfan0:Really?
A smile crossed his face.
Zezima:So what did happen?
He suddenly felt revived again as the conversation turned to that mysterious nooblet.
Voldemort:I think he did.
Starwarfan0:Yea, it was kind of hard to tell.
Zezima:?
Voldemort:Well, Starwar here is a good pal of mine.
Voldemort:And he has a nice spy system set up around Runescape.
Starwarfan0 nly in the best interests of the elitists I assure you.
Voldemort:Yea, anyway
Voldemort:I asked Starwar to track down this Texan85.
Voldemort:And the very next day one of his guys
Voldemort:Saw Texan85 heading up to this library.

27-May-2006 18:39:22

Starwarfan0:And since you had ordered the search for the Texan
Starwarfan:I was obviously intrigued.
Voldemort:Yeah, we decided to go in.
Starwarfan0:Maybe a too hasty decision.
Voldemort:Yea, not sure if it was the right one.
Starwarfan0:We headed towards the library.
Voldemort:Entered the library.
Voldemort:And then...
Starwarfan0:And...
Starwarfan0:What happened?
Voldemort:I'm not sure.
Zezima:?
Voldemort:Well, suddenly there was a rope around us.
Starwarfan0:Yea, I think we were lasoed.
Zezima:Lasoed?
That was an odd one to pantomime.
Voldemort:Yeah, that's the word.
Starwarfan:The rope was pulled tight around our feet
Voldemort:Yeah, it tripped me, and I hit my head hard.
Voldemort n the back here.
He fingered a spot on his head where his hair was slightly matted with blood, then withdrew his hand.
Starwarfan0:Anyway next we knew, we were lying here.
Voldemort:Tied and gagged.
He seemed to spit out that last word.
Starwarfan0:It was quite the death trap.
Starwarfan0:No one ever visits a library you know.
Zezima:Except Texan85.
Voldemort:?
Zezima:Texan85
Voldemort:?
Starwarfano:I think he's saying Texan85.
Starwarfan0:Yea, except Texan85.
Zezima idn't you use ur magic to burn your ropes?
That took a long time to translate.
Voldemort h yeah, that was odd.
Voldemort:I couldn't do it.
Zezima:Lol, you were out of runes?
Voldemort:No, I had plenty.
Voldemort:But...here.
Voldemort:Just try and attack me.
Zezima:?
Voldemort:Just try it.
Zezima tried and hit Voldemort, making him grunt in pain.
Voldemort k, ok.
Voldemort:Well, try to attack me with runes.
Zezima:I don't have time for this.
Voldemort:?
Zezima shrugged.
Voldemort k...
Voldemort:Anyway, magic doesn't work in this library.
Voldemort:Maybe it's a glitch in the glitch.
Voldemort:I have no idea.
Zezima:Really?
Starwarfan0:We would have escaped otherwise.
Zezima:And you had to get me over here?

27-May-2006 18:39:34

Voldemort:Yeah
Zezima:Why not someone else?
That was another difficult sentence.
Voldemort:Uh...
Starwarfan0:There have been some strange occurences around here.
Voldemort:Yeah, involving elitists.
Zezima:?
Voldemort:Mysterious deaths.
Starwarfan0:Some disappearances.
Voldemort:You know !Xabbu46?
Zezima:No.
Voldemort , ok then.
Zezima:Something like it happened to me.
Voldemort:?
Starwarfan0:I think he's saying something like that happened to him.
Voldemort:You disappeared?
Zezima:?
Voldemort:Nevermind.
Zezima:Some elitists tried to kill me.
Starwarfan0:Really?
Starwarfan0:What happened?
Zezima:later.
He yawned.
Voldemort:Well then you see my point.
Voldemort:I don't know who besides you
Voldemort:Who I can trust anymore.
Voldemort:Lol, can't believe ur muted.
Zezima gave him an angry glare.
Voldemort:
Zezima propped himself against a shelf, he was feeling incredibly lethargic once again.
Zezima:Anything else?
Voldemort:?
This was getting very annoying, especially since it was becoming almost impossible to keep his eyes open.
Zezima:Nevermind.
Voldemort:So your going to be muted for three days?
Zezima shrugged.
Voldemort:How'd you run into mods anyway?
Starwarfan0:And what did you do?!
Zezima shrugged.
Voldemort:You could just apologize to them.
Starwarfan0:Lol, never heard of that working.
Zezima had had enough, he pantomimed going to sleep and with that let the blackness finally take out his vision and replace the feeling of his sodden clothes with that of utter weightlessness.

27-May-2006 18:40:40

43 – Prophecies

"But doesn't the existence of prophecy imply the existence of destiny?" Decaprio asked.
Guthix pondered for a moment.
"No," he finally answered.
"Why not?" Said Decaprio.
"You see the prophet as one who secures visions from the future." Guthix said. "I see him as one who changes the future with his visions."

-From "Decaprio's Legacy"

The book was bulky, bound in aged black leather its spine showed the creases of ages of perusal. Upon it's front it bore the title OFFICIAL PROPHECYS in effulgent gold letters. Cheezit92 grabbed for the book, but Texan85 pulled it out of his reach.
Texan85:I see you are eager for the prophecys
Texan85:And I will show them to you, but not at the moment.
Texan85 put the book under the table.
Texan85:First, I must inform you about your predecessors.
Texan85:Two valiant noobs fought major rebellions before you
Texan85:And you might learn from their mistakes.
Cheezit92 k
All that he really wanted was to see the prophecys, it had to mention him somewhere in that book.
Texan85:You agree to listen?
Cheezit92:Sure
Texan85:And not fall asleep?
Cheezit92:Zzzzzzzzzs
Texan85:Cheezit?
Cheezit92:Just kidding
Texan85 k...
Texan85:Well anyway, to begin.
Texan85:The first leader, Dorito72 had an obvious flaw.
Texan85:And that was to do with the pub we are in.
Texan85:He was an alcoholic you see
Texan85:And alcohol and noobs do not go well together.
Texan85:This was his favorite place for war plans.
Texan85 smiled reminiscently.
Texan85:He went down in a way suitable to his nature.
Texan85:Challenged Zezima to a duel.
Cheezit92:Really?
Texan85:Yea, he was in his drinks at the time.
Cheezit92:Maybe I should duel Zezima....
He hadn't even thought about that before.
Texan85:I wouldn't advise it.
Texan85:It did not work at all for Dorito72 anyway.
Texan85:He strode out with his bronze scimmy one fine summers day
Texan85:Against Zezima with a halberd.

27-May-2006 18:41:04

Texan85:Thousands of onlookers...
Texan85:And it was over in a second.
Cheezit92 id Dorito win?
Texan85:?
Cheezit92 id he win.
Texan85:No, he didn't win!
Cheezit92
Cheezit92:Well I think I'd do better against Zezima.
Texan85 on't duel him, that's my advice to you.
Texan85:Anyway, moving on...
Texan85:The next leader was Pringle82
Texan85:Now he was a red-haired maniac on the battlefield.
Texan85 robably the best person I saw commanding the noobs.
Cheezit92:Ahem.
Texan85:?
Cheezit92:Ahem.
Texan85:I'm not going to say you're better. You aren't.
Cheezit92:But I've won every battle.
Texan85 ne can win every battle but still lose the war.
Cheezi592:Lol
Texan85:It's not funny.
Texan85:Anyway, Pringle82 was good at stratagems.
Texan85:He had almost the entire noob population behind him
Texan85:When he marched into the Wildy.
Texan85:They had forgotten one important thing though.
Cheezit92:What?
Texan85:Food.
Cheezit92 was half-concentrating on the conversation now, the other half of his mind was with his foot, which was trying to pull the prophecy book towards him under the table. He tried not to betray his actions to Texan85.
Cheezit92:So, the prophecy book?
Texan85:?
Cheezit92 , I mean food?
Texan85:Yes, some error in preparation.
Texan85:The elitists were waiting for them aswell
Texan85:That might have caused their downfall.
Texan85:Anyway, the Wildy was a slaughterhouse
Texan85:There were noob bodies everywhere.
Texan85:I'm not saying the elitists didn't suffer casualties though.
Texan85:It was bad for both sides.
Texan85:Anyway, Pringle82 was a great fighter for a noob
Texan85:A dervish with an iron dagger.
Cheezit92:I bought some bronze daggers.
Texan85:That's good for you.
Cheezit92:When I came here, they're expensive.
Texan85:Not really...
Cheezit92 , that reminds me
Cheezit92:I'm still in debt for the daggers...
Texan85:Will you please listen?

27-May-2006 18:41:17

Cheezit92:Sure
Texan85:Anyway, it was Zezima that met him again.
Texan85 uring a hiatus in the fighting
Texan85:It was as though destiny brought them together.
Cheezit92 estiny is cool.
Texan85:I'm just going to ignore that.
Cheezit92 k
Texan85:Anyway, they fought, and it was actually a longer fight.
Texan85:There was a poem made of it later on.
Texan85:And supposedly Pringle82 said "The noobs will rise again"
Texan85:With his last breath.
Texan85:I doubt that though.
Cheezit92 had succeeded in getting the book to his side of the table, now to pick it up...
Texan85:What are you doing?
Cheezit92:Nothing...
Texan85:Is that the prophecy book?
Although the book was visible in his hands Cheezit92 tried a bluff.
Cheezit92 f course not...
Cheezit92:Uh...this is my war plans book.
That was a good one.
Cheezit92:From my meeting.
Texan85:You slept through the meeting.
Cheezit92:And I have to read up on it of course
Cheezit92:Lol, you thought this was your book?
Cheezit92:I can't believe it.
Texan85:Then why is the prophecy book no longer under the table?
Cheezit92:Um...
Maybe he should run for it.
Texan85 h well, maybe we should just go to prophecys.
Cheezit92:Really?
Texan85:Yea, the history doesn't seem to be having the impact
Texan85:I wanted it to.
Cheezit92:Well then I have something funny to tell you.
Texan85:?
Cheezit92 C)This is your prophecy book!
He thudded it onto the table.
Cheezit92:Not my war plans!
Texan85:Uh...
But Cheezit92 was ignoring him now, flipping through the pages. He stopped at some random page.
Cheezit92:Aha!
Texan85:?
Cheezit92:Well this has something to do with me.
Texan85 was immediately interested.
Texan85:?
Cheezit92:Let's see, it says...
Cheezit92:'And in the year 2004,
Cheezit92 resident Bush shall reign once more.'
Texan85 sighed.
Texan85:That has nothing to do with you.
Cheezit92:But my nickname was bush when I was younger!

27-May-2006 18:41:48

Texan85:It was?
Cheezit92 wait, it might have been cheese.
Cheezit92:Nvm.
Cheezit92 flipped through the pages once more.
Texan85:That's not the way to look through that book.
Cheezit92:Aha!
Despite knowing better Texan85 was again intrigued.
Texan85:?
Cheezit92:Well this is an interesting one
Texan85:?
Cheezit92:Well it says
Cheezit92:'Jon123jon123 will die by being
Cheezit92:crushed in a door.'
Cheezit92:How does that have to do with me?
Texan85:It doesn't.
Cheezit92 C)It doesn't sound like a prophecy
Cheezit92 on't they have to rhyme?
Texan85 suddenly snapped forward and yanked the book from Cheezit92's grip. He relaxed back in his seat as though nothing had happened.
Texan85:Some prophets are not as poetic as others.
Texan85 thumbed through the pages.
Texan85:I will point out some I think will
Texan85 rove you are not the noob that will end this feud.
Eventually he seemed to come to the page he wanted.
Texan85:Here it is...
He opened the book and passed it back to Cheezit92 pointing at a stanza of one of the poem's.
Texan85:It's part of the poem Darkness Falls.
Cheezit92 read:

Noob's leader clad in peasant brown,
And wearing fire as his crown,
Shall in his hand the true sword clench,
That he from dragon's grip did wrench.

After going over it a couple more times he looked up.
Cheezit92:So I need to light my head on fire?
Texan85:If you want to interpret it literally...
Texan85:But that could mean anything.
Texan85:It might mean that noob's leader has red hair.
Texan85 ringle82 had red hair so I suspected he
Texan85:Was the one. Then he died
Texan85:Anyway, that poem is talking about the final battle.
Texan85:The very final one, to end this conflict eternally.
Cheezit92:Am I in it?
Texan85:If you are wearing fire as your crown
Texan85:And holding a sword from a dragon's drop
Texan85:Then sure, you could be the one its talking about.
Cheezit92:I'll do that then.

27-May-2006 18:42:38