Hmm, I agree with Fik about the last chapter. I got that same impression when I read that chapter.
Ok, now I want my money! What do you mean you were just being sarcastic?!
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Also, I've been thinking-
*Random jogging guy jogs by window and starts jogging in place*
Guy: Your thinking?! Thats dangerous, ya know! dangerous for you, at least...
Wigwam: Ok, how do you know my name and how the hell did you know that my cousin likes waffles!?
Guy: But-
*Gets blasted by giant beam of maple syrup*
W!G|W@M'$ !N$@NE $H0RT$
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Kid: Mommy, look- I can ride my bike in the street without my training-
*SCCCRRRREEEEAAACCCCHHHH-THUD!!!*
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Guy: Haha, I've watched all of the Mel's brooks films 500000000000000 times and it never gets old! Its so funny, i've not even taken breaks in between movies! I haven't slept in at least two weeks! No, i'm fine! I stay awake with redbull! REDBULL! RRREEEEEDDDBBBUUUULLLL!!!!!
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Lord Helmet: Their escaping - catch them!
Kernal Sanders: Yes sir! *Into Mic* Perpare ship for lightspeed!
Lord helmet: No,no! Lightspeed's too slow-
Kernal Sanders: Lightspeed too slow!?
Lord Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to.. Ludacrius Speed!
*Gasps from crowd*
Kernal Sanders: Ludacrius speed - but sir, we've never gone that fast before! I'm not sure this ship could take it-
Lord Helmet: Whats the matter, Kernal Sanders-Chicken?!
Sanders: Pre-prepare ship-for Ludacrius Speed! Fasten all seatbelts, Secure all exits, close the giftshop, Cancel the Three-ring circus, Secure all animals in the zoo-
Helmet:Gimme thay, ya petty excuse for an officer! Now hear this: Ludacruis speed-
Sanders: Sir, should't you bucle up?
Helmet: Aw buckle this! Ludacruis speed, go!
*BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!*
Helmet: Ahhhhh!!!!! What have I done!??! MY....Brains...are...going..into...my feet...
*Engine fails and Helmet is flung ito front of ship*
Sanders: You ok?
Helmet:...Yea...*THUD!*
~Wigwam
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith
30-Mar-2009 09:28:25