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How the heck do I meet people like this… he thought to himself in wonderment. Setting the thought aside for perusing at a later time, he entered the submarine and located his bed (as well as his duffel bag). As he checked to make sure all the contents of the bag were still there, he could hear the crew noisily entering the sub. Zach sat on his bed and decided to take quick nap. His missions sometimes resulted in him going without sleep for days. He would need as much energy as possible. As he began to take off his shoes, he felt the hum of the engines starting, and felt the submarine beginning to descend.
Suddenly, a startling thought struck him. If Sam’s mansion was surrounded by woodland…then how the heck did he have a submarine?! Unable to shake this question from his mind, he stood and walked to the captain’s quarters. Throwing etiquette to the wind, he burst in, to find the captain sitting at his desk and sipping a cup of cappuccino.
“How–”

“–are we in a submarine in the middle of a forest?” the captain finished. “You don’t know how many times I’ve been asked that question. Here, follow me.” He stood and exited his cabin, still sipping his cappuccino. Zach obediently followed, until they came to the control room. It was overwhelmingly high-tech, with numerous panels and buttons that were constantly flashing and beeping. There were three desk-like consoles which, the captain informed him, separately controlled the weaponry, piloting, and communications. They approached the piloting station at which sat a man busily concerning himself with an array of levers and pedals in front of him. The captain pointed out a screen to Zach, who moved closer to examine it. It seemed to be receiving a feed from a camera on the outside of the submarine. What Zach saw shocked him. They seemed to be traveling through some type of tunnel. As far as Zach could see, the submarine was surrounded by smooth rock.
“Wh-…What the heck is that?”

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Narcisi

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The captain expressed a knowing grin, and began to explain.
“You see, your friend Mr. Jones has been looking forward to purchasing his submarines for quite a while. The only problem is, as you could see, he lives in the middle of nowhere – which is quite a problem when you want to own a water-dependent vehicle. Now, rather than simply purchasing a sea-side building to store them in, Jones decided he’d be a bit more creative. And so he hired 8 of the most hard-working and commended construction companies on the planet, and paid them extravagant sums to do this.”
“And…What is this, exactly?”
“Simply put, a tunnel. Massive, as you can see. Runs all the way to the ocean.”
Zach gaped in astonishment. “You’re…you’re kidding me. And he hasn’t been caught?”
The captain released an uproarious laugh. “Trust me, Jones has done much worse than build an illegal underground tunnel. What the government doesn’t know doesn’t hurt it.” He said the final part with a malicious smirk.
Zach couldn’t help but chuckle at his friend’s audacity. “Yeah,” he said, “that’s Sam for you.”
The captain gave him a brief tour of the rest of the control room, and then they both retired to their cabins. Zach rechecked his bag to make sure everything was still in its place. Satisfied, he slipped under the rough covers of his cot and settled in. He was on his way. To kill a sponge. At this thought he again burst out laughing, and then drifted into a light doze.


» » End of Chapter Two « «

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