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Braden657

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"OMG! THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT!" shouted Professor t while fighting the third level 90 demon Doomion to a friend.

"Is it? I didn't think it would be so hard for a player of your level."

"Well i do have 15 sharks and full health left..."

"Lol, you are a joke professor t." said his friend.

"hey! By hard i mean time consuming..." said professor t.

18-May-2006 18:53:22

Braden657

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after navigating through the long mazes of the underground pass, and discovering a deep conspiracy, professor t finally thwarts the evil Iban, and completes the quest, one step closer to banning the rogues of arrav.

The scene flickers before the hacker'* eyes.

Iban drew his staff, and the warrior known as professor t uncoils his deadly whip to begin battle. Iban mutters in the dark language, and his staff glows the deepest red, and a jet of fire spits from his staff, narrowly missing professor t, in a well placed duck...

The hacker wakes up, dazed. What a wild dream

18-May-2006 18:53:47

Braden657

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last we left off...

after navigating through the long mazes of the underground pass, and discovering a deep conspiracy, professor t finally thwarts the evil Iban, and completes the quest, one step closer to banning the rogues of arrav.

The scene flickers before the hacker'* eyes.

Iban drew his staff, and the warrior known as professor t uncoils his deadly whip to begin battle. Iban mutters in the dark language, and his staff glows the deepest red, and a jet of fire spits from his staff, narrowly missing professor t, in a well placed duck...

The hacker wakes up, dazed. What a wild dream...
Acolyte88

01-Nov-2005 03:34:24
Last edited on 01-Nov-2005 03:34:33 by Acolyte88
the hacker, groggy from playing a long night of runescape, has a large 5 o' clock shadow from lack of shaving, with bloodshot eyes and cracked lips, despite that, he logs on once again, arriving just out of the underground pass with an iban staff at hand, along with full dharok and a book of Zamorak, testing it out a nearby khazard trooper, he is pleased to see the iban staff does a 20 damage instantly on the poor khazard trooper.

But he is even more happy to have a quest under his belt.

18-May-2006 18:54:40

Braden657

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Last we left off...

the hacker, groggy from playing a long night of runescape, has a large 5 o' clock shadow from lack of shaving, with bloodshot eyes and cracked lips, despite that, he logs on once again, arriving just out of the underground pass with an iban staff at hand, along with full dharok and a book of Zamorak, testing it out a nearby khazard trooper, he is pleased to see the iban staff does a 20 damage instantly on the poor khazard trooper.

But he is even more happy to have a quest under his belt.

And now...

Professor t, after examining his quest list for the new quests, decides to do the waterfall quest.

He prepares all of the ropes and chisels etc, beforehand, but before he can begin the quest... something catches his complete attention...

Professor t always used private chat on split screen so he could see the text of his friends easier and separate it from the hustle and bustle of the runescape world.

But on his screen text on the friends list, it said: Skylarman1 has logged in...
Acolyte88

04-Nov-2005 04:35:37
you may think of what little significance this is. But Skylarman1 is the real Double o 7 from which Professor t hacked at the beginning of the story. You can imagine what happens next...

I'll wait for the suspence to lower...

Hee hee

18-May-2006 18:55:27

Braden657

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Professor t, after examining his quest list for the new quests, decides to do the waterfall quest.

He prepares all of the ropes and chisels etc, beforehand, but before he can begin the quest... something catches his complete attention...

Professor t always used private chat on split screen so he could see the text of his friends easier and separate it from the hustle and bustle of the runescape world.

But on his screen text on the friends list, it said: Skylarman1 has logged in...

His world, o *bleep*

The tension spirals horribly, but Professor t finds relief Skylarman1 is not talking to him. But suddenly in Taverly, skylarman1 appears, a powerful level 96 with full veracs.

"Hi"

18-May-2006 18:57:25

Braden657

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"You should have been banned," said Skylarman "they make you a mod for hacking my account on which i worked so hard for."

"I'm sorry, but i have something else to deal with right now."

"You have me to deal with!!!! You know that? ME!" screamed Skylarman1.

"Your account, isn't it working?"

"Double o 7 was banned because of you. I had a partyhat, worth over 35 million gp! as well as all of the barrows and full dragon and every armor imagineable. And here you are, the convict, made something that many would give 100 million gp for. A moderator."

"Well i became a moderator becuase i hacked you, i have to sort of..."

"Repent for your sins? Fine, but what about my millions of gp worth of stuff?"

"I dunno..."

18-May-2006 18:58:48

Braden657

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last left off...

"You should have been banned," said Skylarman "they make you a mod for hacking my account on which i worked so hard for."

"I'm sorry, but i have something else to deal with right now."

"You have me to deal with!!!! You know that? ME!" screamed Skylarman1.

"Your account, isn't it working?"

"Double o 7 was banned because of you. I had a partyhat, worth over 35 million gp! as well as all of the barrows and full dragon and every armor imagineable. And here you are, the convict, made something that many would give 100 million gp for. A moderator."

"Well i became a moderator becuase i hacked you, i have to sort of..."

"Repent for your sins? Fine, but what about my millions of gp worth of stuff?"

"I dunno..."

And now...

"Well, i have a pking trip to do, i'll pester you later," said skylarman1

"Well, i'm glad that's over with." said professor t.

And now, i'm gonna do the rest of those quests....

So, turning his prviate chat off, professor t finally finished all the requierments for the legends quest.

About time...
Acolyte88

12-Nov-2005 23:50:04
He stopped by the legends guild, northeast of ardougne and talked to those weird looking light blue guards at the front of the legends guild entrance....

"Can i be a legends member?" asked professor t

Bla bla bla...

And finally!

Professor t was handed the incomplete map of the khazardi jungle (which i'm sure you all know very well) and sent off to the depths of karamja.

18-May-2006 18:59:38

Braden657

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Professor t. began to walk to the nearest seaport to get to karamja when suddenly he realized, that he didn't need to do the quest to get it the guild. So he went in the guild at the specific world told, and waited...

and waited...

- - - and waited.... - - -

with no luck. Professor t then examined his friends list, searching for gloryofl337, but he was offline.

"is it possible he is ignoring me?"

(no duh)

18-May-2006 19:00:23

Braden657

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Acolyte88

15-Nov-2005 23:59:21
Last left off...

with no luck. Professor t then examined his friends list, searching for gloryofl337, but he was offline.

"is it possible he is ignoring me?"

(no duh)

Professor t created a new account, known as Thewailer. He started off his account, got past tutorial island. And gloryofl337 was logged on.

ha Ha.

Thewailer spoke to gloryofl337

"Can i join the rogues of arrav."
"Who is this? Meet me at world 55 varrock." and gloryofl337 immediately logged out
Acolyte88

16-Nov-2005 00:01:08
then professor t discovered something amazing!

He could breathe underwater!
Acolyte88

16-Nov-2005 00:01:15
(jk)

18-May-2006 19:01:15

Braden657

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thewailer(professor t) logged on to world 55 varrock, and adding gloryofl337, but it said he was not on. The hacker scaned the area with his mouse, finally finding gloryofl337 in the crowd. He shouted:

"Gloryofl337!"

then on thewailer's friends list, he immediately logged on, and private messages flooded in.

"I can believe that you want to learn how to hack," said gloryofl337, "level 3 noob"

"Lol," responded thewailer, excited,

"Go to level 55 wilderness in world 58, we'll meet you there."

Then gloryofl337 immediately logged out, leaving thewailer to himself
Acolyte88

16-Nov-2005 23:49:07
haha!
Acolyte88

16-Nov-2005 23:49:37
Here's another good story,

once upon a time, the end.

18-May-2006 19:02:13

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