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Braden657

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the hacker quickly ran down the tower, almost getting killed by the aberrant specter. Finally he reached the level 3.
"i killed it, but the demon didnt drop any abyssal whips." said the hacker.
"wheres your armor?"
"what armor?" asked the hacker.
You fought the abyssal demon without armor?" asked the level 3 incredulously.
"well yeah, i told you i sold it." responded the hacker.
"you surely have other armor, your friend wasnt that stupid!!! lets go get it, before i get killed by a bat."

17-May-2006 03:25:02

Braden657

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They quickly head back toward morytania and to the slayer tower, where squirel girl stops again and ushers double o 7 to go back in. He heads to the tip top of the slayer tower and he sees someone else fighting the abyssal demon, and winning...

17-May-2006 03:26:15

Braden657

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so heres where i left off...

They quickly head back toward morytania and to the slayer tower, where squirel girl stops again and ushers double o 7 to go back in. He heads to the tip top of the slayer tower and he sees someone else fighting the abyssal demon, and winning...
Deathscimmy0

08-Sep-2005 23:38:44
i love this post
Acolyte88

09-Sep-2005 01:54:14
"who are you?" asks the hacker, after the other player had just killed the demon for the 7th time.

Vamplegends, pleased to meet you, you dont see just anyone walk here on the slayer tower." said the player.
"im actually quite new to runescape," said the hacker
"lol"
Vamplegends just hit a 37 with his greataxe and the demon was killed.
"nice hit." commented the hacker.
"i can hit 41s, 98 strength." responed vamplegends.
"nice, how do you kill more than one of these, i can only get one..."
Acolyte88

17-May-2006 03:27:52

Braden657

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in fact" said vamplegends, "i have 6 million gp, but im not here to buy abyssal whips, im here to get them from abyssal demons."
I see" said the hacker, "who do i sell these too?"
"well, its very rare just to find a buyer anywhere, especially here, so you'll need to sell it on the forums, log on, go to the forums, and sell it on the weapons section, dont sell it less for 4.5 mil gp., because thats what its worth approximately. Good luck, ill see you then."
double o 7 logs out and logs on the forums.

17-May-2006 03:28:41

Braden657

Braden657

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double o 7 is on the forums and he clicks on the weapons secton, then he looks all around, posts of dds, abby whips, and many others are on this forum. Finally, the hacker figures out how to start a new thread...

"Selling abyssal whip, 5000000 gp"
later, an offer appears,
"Ill offer full sara and 15 ammy of glorys(4)"
"No way" responds the hacker.
the hacker waits about 40 mins then another buyer appears
"Ill buy for full guilded, youre really lcuky, cause im really desperate
Acolyte88

10-Sep-2005 03:40:26
Last edited on 10-Sep-2005 18:37:01 by Acolyte88
double o 7, unsure, askes squirel girl about the exchange,
"its a good deal she says."
so they meet up and double o 7 gets full guilded. And he discovers that he actually likes this new armor. What other armor to show off than pure gold armor. So he flashes it around, killing guards, stealing from stalls, and swearing profoundly. Then someone suddenly offers 6 million gp for the full guilded

17-May-2006 03:29:31

Braden657

Braden657

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double 0 7, eager, accepts immediatly and sees a crisp item labeled "6000k" and examined says 6000000xcoins. He stores in his bank and is glad by the accomplisment he made. theres only one problem. Doing that took about 11 hours. The hacker was fatigued, as it was 1:00 im the morning...

Day 3.

The hacker logs on again, and not wanting to repeat the tiresome ordeal, asks squirel girl for an easier way to make money.
"hmm, i would think that 6 million gp in 11 hours is excellent progress, but considering that your double o 7's 'friend' playing on his account, i would assume that that was boring... heres another way..."
Acolyte88

10-Sep-2005 18:45:29
fletching?" says the hacker after squirel girl finished explaining. "no way, that sounds 10 times longer and more boring."
squirel girl sighed. "well you could merchant your armor on the forums, buying cheaper armor then selling more expensive armor and just making money by cutting corners." said squirel girl after a while.

"sure, that doesnt sound like itll take too long," said the hacker. He logged back onto the forums
Acolyte88

10-Sep-2005 18:50:44
Last edited on 10-Sep-2005 18:51:03 by Acolyte88
after 3 hours of incredibly boring and pointless merchanting, the hacker finally gave up on earning money through runescape.
"runescape may be addicting, but im not wasting anymore time on it."
after bumping over 130 times over the course of 165 minutes. The hacker logged off the forums.

Suddenly an idea struck him. A brilliant yet evil scheme that is a conspiracy agaisnt a poor besotted fool.

"Time to do what i do best..." said the hacker

17-May-2006 03:30:43

Braden657

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the hacker logged into almighty account and immediatly went into the nearest bank
Acolyte88

11-Sep-2005 21:42:57
"thats wat im talking about..."
there lay 75 million gp and all 6 party hats inside the bank, as well as several other rare items. 28 strange fruit were in the guys inventory. As the hacker quickly transfered all the money and party hats, he thought "now im stealing from this guy too..."
Acolyte88

11-Sep-2005 21:45:22
as he changed double o 7s pass to its original one, the hacker thought, "this is finally over" the end of this virtual ordeal. But the hacker was now officially addicting to runescape and even though he would not start with full dragon this time. Its still a start for the hacker as a new account.
"what should i call it..."


The End...

Or is it?






Its alright, Please read the first post.

17-May-2006 03:32:21

Braden657

Braden657

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alright, but dont expect to many posts to frequently, i want to write my other story.

The hacker, once double o 7 now starts a new acount, planing to never hack in runescape again.

He chooses "professor t" as his username and profiles himself to have brown hair and a green outfit. He passes through tutorial island... out to begin a fresh leaf.

17-May-2006 03:33:07

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