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Braden657

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the hacker decides to follow the guy who called the flag next time and sees hes traveling towards the other castle. However, he stops abruptly and says:

"Why are you followin me?"
The hacker quickly responds: " ill help you get the flag."
"Alright, but i called it"

The two go to the top of the red themed castle and capture the flag. Then the hacker notices that everyone is running and he is the only one walking.
He quickly switchs to run. Then, as hes following the guy with the red flag, he notices that suddenly a rain of colored projectiles hits the guy with the red flag, who falls.

The red flag is proped on the ground by himself. The hacker knew what he must do
Acolyte88

07-Sep-2005 00:19:44
he picked up the red flag and ran like wild with it. He saw a castle and began to climb the steps.

Suddenly, a horde of red team people spot him and he sees a rain of numbers on him, most of which are 0

A level 60 spots him and shouts:

"What the [censored] do you think you're doing?"
The hacker honestly responds"i dont know where the blue flag is, show me!!!"
The level 60 seems to think about it, while the hacker is still being attacked
"hurry up!"
"alright, ill show you!!!" shouted the level 60

17-May-2006 03:17:56

Braden657

Braden657

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they quickly go to the saradomin castle he secures the flag.

That was fun!" says the hacker.
"maybe for a level 120," says the level 60
"im gonna do that again!!!" says the hacker.
and so the hacker scores about 5 more goals and the game is over, with saradomin as the winner. The hacker learns the story of runescape through this level 60. and plays castlewars while they talk. In the end, the hacker wins about 8 more games before he realizes hes tired. Its 11:00 pm.

"dang, this game is addictive!" says the hacker

17-May-2006 03:18:24

Braden657

Braden657

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the next day the hacker wakes up and hes terribly bored of castle wars, so he follows the road out of the city. Hes walking and walking and walking until finally he sees dozens of identical people fighting dozens of identical mini people.

Thinking that they are real, he asks:
"What kind of war is this? can i play?"
no one responds so the hacker decides to take the gnome side since they die easier. He kills about 100 troops until finally he says
"this is boring"

Then another person walks up to him and says, "did you do the quest?"

What quest?" askes the hacker
"tree gnome village stupid," says the person.
The hacker, discovering the quest list from his level 60 friend earlier, checks his quest list.
All of them are complete.

"yep, i finished it."
"can you help me with it?" askes the other person.
"uhhh... sorry, i have other things to do." responds the hacker, and he runs north.

17-May-2006 03:18:53

Braden657

Braden657

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the hacker runs north until he passes a large city on his and, and thankfully he sees several white dots on the screen! The hacker runs everywhere asking people where varrock is and if they like the game or not.

It seems that one of the people nearby knows hes a hacker and takes advantage of him

"you know that armor youre wearing?" askes the nearby person.
"yes?" askes the hacker.
"Ill buy that full armor off you for 2000000 dollars" says the nearby person
"oooh! deal!" and the hacker trades his full dragon to the nearby person for 2 million gp.

a level 3 named squirel girl walks into the picture

17-May-2006 03:19:38

Braden657

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a level 3 named squirel girl walks into the picture.
"did you just do wat i think you did?" askes the level 3
"i know what i did noob" snaps back the hacker.
"hey, if you just did what i think you did, youre the noob here, full dragon is worth more than 40 million gp, that guy scammed you so bad it makes my head spin"
The hacker was flabbergasted.
"no way!"
"man, you are hopeless," said squirel girl as she walked away.
"no... wait! you have to help me get it back! please, i dont know anything about runescape! this is my... friends account!! please help" shouted the hacker in a nervous state. he didnt want to ruin this guys acount after he worked so hard on it.

17-May-2006 03:20:37

Braden657

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"hmm" says squirel girl. "fine, seeing as this is your 'friends' account, i feel bad for him, tell me your stats and ill see what i can do."

The hacker quickly lists down:

Attack level: 96
Strength level: 97
Defence level: 91
Ranged: 91
Prayer: 81
Magic: 79

do you want the others he asks?

17-May-2006 03:21:10

Braden657

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"yes" says squirrel girl
"o great"
cooking: 71
woodcutting: 84
fletching: 82
fishing: 68
firemaking: 89
crafting: 86
smithing: 81
mining: 97
herblore: 79
thieving: 85
slayer: 86
agility 76
farming: 79
runecrafting: 60

17-May-2006 03:21:41

Braden657

Braden657

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there" said the hacker "happy"
the level 3 seems to be lost in thought. after about 30 seconds she says: "slayer skill, thats pretty high."
the hacker could not suppress a grin. slayer sounded really fun. heh heh. time to kill a hundred beasts

17-May-2006 03:22:23

Braden657

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so after a long walk to the slayer tower ( squirel girl cant teleport) they got to the slayer tower. Then squirel girl stopped.

"what?" asked the hacker.
"i cant go in there, i die faster than you can say kalphite queen."
"kalphite queen."
"thats not funy, anyways what you have to do is kill an abyssal demon in there. Even for you, itll be incredibly hard to kill even one. Actually, on second thought, it could be easy. but they respawn. So you have to keep killing abyssal demons until you get an abyssal whip. It is essential that you get this becuase its an extremely rare drop! use protection agaisnt melee to survive

17-May-2006 03:23:04

Braden657

Braden657

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alright, i think i got all that, i think." said the hacker.

"Okay then... good luck"

The hacker slowly navigated his way through the tower, all sorts of creatures everywhere, crawling hands, banshees, aberrant specters, but they were all lower level then he was, big deal.

After the hacker got to the final floor at the edge, a huge monstruous level 124 abyssal demon was at the corner, hitting double o 7 for 12 damage.

The hacker quickly put on protection against melee and fended off the attack. then it started doing 0's

He flicked his abyssal whip 8 times and the creature was at half health, but then his prayer symbol above him disappeared. He looked at his prayer screen and saw 0 prayer.

NOw what??? i wish i played more runescape." he thought.

the abyssal demon hit a 16 on the hacker, who quickly ate all of his sharks, (even though he only lost 30 health). The hacker quickly attacked...

After a 4 minute battle, with 17 health left, the abyssal demons ash lay before him.

He got a black woodcutting ax, a black sword, a rune spear, 7 bloods, 10 chaos and alot of other stuff, but no abyssal whip. The hacker picked up the stuff and ran...

17-May-2006 03:24:23

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