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Braden657

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however, one day later, professor t catches gloryofl337 at it again.

"Thats it, you will be banned,"
gloryofl337, dumbfounded at the fact that professor t has a silver crown next to his name, quickly shouts out cries of protest. Professor t ignores most of this, until...
Acolyte88

03-Oct-2005 00:08:44
Last edited on 03-Oct-2005 00:21:57 by Acolyte88
"wait! i know a group of people who are famous for their scamming! Rogues of Arrav! They have scammed countless people out of their passes, and 100s of millions of gp! I know where they meet and what world! Ill tell you! Just dont ban me!" shouted gloryofl337 desperately.

What do you know? and how do you know this? if you tell me i might reconsider banning you." said professor t, eager to learn about the infamous scaming group called the rogues of arrav.

{the Rogues of Arrav are a famous, fictional scamming group that are famous for scamming people and ******** them out of their money and passes. Many mods have tried to catch him but they have failed}

"Well i wanted to learn how to scam as well as they do, and they would teach me, at the price of 300k an hour. So they taught me some scamming tricks."

"What, what world are they in, where are they located? Tell me, i am a mod!"
Acolyte88

03-Oct-2005 00:09:05
they are on.... world 91 [made up, so dont try finding them, they dont exist] at the entrance of the slayer tower. But they know-"
suddenly gloryofl337 logged out, and was nowhere to be found...

"Hmm, world 91 at the slayer tower? Time for some moderating action..."

18-May-2006 01:10:56

Braden657

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professor t (the hacker in something you shouldnt read) logs on world 91, and teleports to canifis pub with ancient magicks, no one is there, and he goes to the slayer tower entrance, no one is there either... so professor t decides to wait...

then finally, 4 people log on at the same time, professor t quickly records all of there names: Ilikepk3rsqqq, mlutherking8, ih8********
, and rqq**qq.

Instead of gasping in fear at professor t, they say:
"wats up! are you one of our scming pupils?"

Profesor t is afraid to talk, they know if they see he is a moderator next to his text, they will catch him and run. He has to get them to keep talking...

Using an emote, professor t nods in response.
Acolyte88

03-Oct-2005 00:10:10
they say
"what the <bleep> is wrong with you?" to professor t.

He shrugs.

"Oh, so this is charades huh? you one of those silent types, dont worry. Prepaid gp?" they ask

Professor t nods.

"Alright, good, here is your first scaming lesson..."
Acolyte88

03-Oct-2005 00:10:33
Professor t is horrified at how professional these scammers are. They tell every way to scam a person in extreme detail.

"dont hesitate to... always notice when a person eagerly accepts to..."

Professor t reports them all and asks for a request to temporarily mute them. But he is sure that these are not the only members of the rogues of arrav, he has to get them all.

But suddenly, one the scammers says

"wait a minute, i noticed that you are level 98, you might be a mod! Just to make sure, say a letter, any letter....

18-May-2006 01:11:38

Braden657

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professor t hesitates. A moment too long.

"You're a mod! Scram!" shouts mlutherking. and they all log out...

professor t curses at his stupidity, but he knows where they are now... but how to find them again?

"Time to set up some more contacts."

Professor t contacts gloryofl337, who worked for these rogues arrav.

"lets see what else you can do, gloryofl337," said professor t under his breath...
Acolyte88

03-Oct-2005 00:12:13
professor t contacts gloryofl337 and says:

"what are you doin? Listen, i need help, a moderator favor, i guess you could say." said professor t.

"What?" asked gloryofl337 wearily.

"well, the rogues of arrav prove to be very elusive, so ill need your help. Where else do they meet?" asked professor t.

"World 5, zogre campsite south of castlewars," said gloryofl337.

"Thanks a bunch." said professor t, as he logged off and back to world 5.
Acolyte88

03-Oct-2005 00:12:47
as he got to the zogre area, a number of the scammers already there. Fortunately, none of them had contacted the 4 original rogues of arrav members, but they seemed to cureently be having a lesson.

When professor t approached, they all fled to chompy fields, but professor t called out:

"Stop, im part of the rogues of arrav."

The rogues of arrav however, were extremely suspicious.

"why are you a moderator then?" they asked.

Professor t thought fast and said "i am actually ih8noobs and i hacked this poor mods account."

The rogues of arrav said nothing.... but continued to stare at professor t.
Acolyte88

03-Oct-2005 00:13:36
"nice one!" they said, have 1 minute of hard staring

Professor t sighed with relief...

18-May-2006 01:13:23

Braden657

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"So, i8noobs, what was his pass...?" one scammer asked eagerly.

"Uhh, it was darkbubble, but i changed it."

"what did you change it too?" they asked.

"well, umm..."

"its hardcore12999" invented professor t wildly.

"alright, let us try it," said the rogues of arrav.

"no, wait, im selling of his stuff to transfer on my account..." said professor t.

"hmm," said one of the rogues of arrav, "i dont think that you are really ih8noobs. Tell me your first name."

"uhh... wesley."

"wait a minute, it is a mod! scram," shouted all of the rogues of arrav.

the rogues of arrav all logged out immediately
Acolyte88

03-Oct-2005 00:15:32
Then professor t thought in his nice swivelly chair back at home 'im never catch these guys with my mod account. but these guys are the big scammers who work together to make runescape unfair... time to fight fire with fire, as the idioms of the ancients put it."

the hacker connected various wires, reinstalled various programs, and finally, he got everything ready to get the rogues of arrav. He went to the runescape main page and logged on as himself, rewiring the cookies to put servailence on all of the rogues of arrav...

the hack is back

18-May-2006 01:16:56

Braden657

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the hacker sat smugly in his chair, and he had no idea that this was about to be the hardest hacking job he had ever done...

His computer was in splitscreen of multiple people, and he figured that ih8noobs was the ringleader, so he put surveillince on all of their accounts.

So far, only one of the rogues of arrav was logged on, he was currently wandering around aimlessly in varrock, but suddenly he started following a random person and they walked together to edgeville in silence.

Professor t minized all of his other windows and examined this person. But suddenly, the persons playing screen went the runescape log in page

18-May-2006 01:17:26

Braden657

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it seemed to professor t that the hackers knew that they were being spyed on!

Professor t looked at his old computer and saw that it was out of date and shaken with dust. He would have to get a new computer... later.

Professor t logged on as himself in a random world and began to tediously searching for rogues of arrav... But after almost 15 hours of pure searching in every single world, Professor t nearly gave up.

He contacted gloryofl337, the hacker he busted a days ago, for answers.

"Where is another meeting place?" demanded Professor t.

"i don't know!" shouted gloryofl337 truthfully, "They dont tell me anymore, they kicked me out!"

"Surely they have told you more than the locations of two worlds!" shouted Professor t.

"WEll, they have a headquarters..." said gloryofl337.

"WHAT! WHERE!" shouted Professor t.

The headquarters is for the best hackers only, you have to wear a team 45 cape and go in the Legends Guild on world 3." said gloryofl337.

"Thanks for all of your help." said professor t, and he logged on world 3.

But he just remembered. He wasnt very good with quests...

18-May-2006 16:35:42

Braden657

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profesor t examined his quest list... and stared in amazement at the requierments of the quest. level 45 herblore for goodness sake!!

Then he looked at the quest requirements, 107 quest points. as well as some of the hardest quests he had seen on the quest list. The only one he did was heroes... Professor t then looked in his bank and saw 1927k in the corner. He withdrew it all out for the quests ahead...

18-May-2006 16:36:52

Braden657

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"First things first," he thought and examined his mediocre herblore level, which was only 25...

Professor t took his money and was reduced to standing in the bank of falador, continuosly retyping: "buying harralander! 1k each!"

It's a start" said Professor t

18-May-2006 18:51:14

Braden657

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so after a long and tedious mission to get to level 45 herblore, professor t succeeded, with only 721k left.

"hmm, now i need to beat... undergroundpass. That sounds easy."

However, he checked into the requirements of underground pass, and you can bet he didn't do any of them...

(sorry guys, i'm being cut off, my dad scolded me for being on the forums)

18-May-2006 18:51:37

Braden657

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professor t went to complete plague city and biohazard to do the underground pas..

2 hours later...

Agghhhh, finished" said professor t.

Just then he saw a level 29 member roaming the city of ardougne, and he was saying

"buying mithril platebody for 4k!"

Professor t laughed, and just having made 20 mith platebodies a couple days ago, trades the levevl 29 one free. Who babbles his thanks runs off, screaming his delight.

Professor t then looked at the quest.
"Quest start, King Lathas in Ardougne, well isn't that helpful?"

He talked to king Lathas, who told him that Iban claimed to be the son of Zamorak and he should go to his tracker Koftik...

Gloryofl337 contacted the rogues of arrav and said:

"That mod actually believed me when i said that the legends guild had the secret headquarters in the legends guild. Ha ha, waht a noob."

"Excellent work Gloryofl337," said the 4 main hacker teachers, "you can expect that full zammy you have been aiming for."

"Thanks!"

"Glad to have you on our team Gloryofl337" said the rogues....

18-May-2006 18:52:43

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