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widjo

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~*/Chapter 5 : The Romeo and Juliet Quest\*~

Romeo: Sigh
Noob1: What’s wrong?
Romeo: Juliet, her father refuses to let me see her!
Noob2: And the problem is?
Romeo: I just told you! Now take this note to Juliet, she lives in a house!
Noob1: Ok we’ll find her then
(Noob3 kicks Romeo)
Noob3: I always end things with a Bang!
(Noobs go to Juliet)
Juliet: Give this note to Romeo
(Noobs go to Romeo)
Romeo: Go to Father Lawrence
(Noob1 & 2 go to Father Lawrence wile Noob3 wanders off)
Father Lawrence: go to the Apothecary place
(Noob1 & 2 go to the aptherebry place)
Apothecary Owner: Get the a Cadava berries
Noob3: Here you go
(Noob3 gives Apothecary Owner Cadava berries)
Noob2: Where’d you come from?
Noob3: I got a great idea
(Apothecary Owner gives Noob3 the Cadava Potion)
(Noob3 kicks Apothecary Owner)
Noob1: Noob3 stop kicking everyone! How would you like it if I kicked you?
(Noob1 kicks Noob3)
(Noob3 kicks Noob1)
(Noob1 kicks Noob3)
(Noob3 kicks Noob2)
(Noob2 kicks Noob1)
(Noob3 kicks Noob3)

15-Nov-2006 05:25:44

widjo

widjo

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(Noobs go to Juliet)
Juliet: Give me the potion
Noob3: Hey Noob2 come over here!
Noob2: What?
(Noob3 whispers to Noob2)
Noob2: Ok
Noob2: (talking to Juliet) Here you go...
(Noob2 holds Cadava Potion in his hand, when Juliet reaches for it, Noob3 kicks Juliet and knocks her unconscious. Noob2 & 3 then tie her up and put her in a bag, attach bars of concrete, and throw her in a river)
Noob1: Why did you do that?
Noob3: Reasons of our own...
(Noob2 & 3 laugh a devilish laugh)

(Noobs go to Romeo)
Romeo: So what happened?
Noob3: (In a low voice toward Romeo) Threat Eliminated...
Romeo: (In a low voice toward Noob3) Great. Here’s a reward!
(Romeo secretly gives Noob3 1000gp)
Noob3: Another job well done!

******************************
***QUEST COMPLETE***
******************************

15-Nov-2006 05:26:20

capptain tyr

capptain tyr

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol its sooooooooooooooo funny lol i like it wen noob 3 talks ahh alien ahhh (noob 3 kicks guide) lol ur thing is so funny plz make more about noobs lving up and doing harder qwest u own dude ;)

16-Nov-2006 09:58:05

widjo

widjo

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~*/Chapter 6 : The Knights Sword Quest\*~

(Noobs go to Sir Vyvin's squire)
Squire: Hello could you help me out, I’m in a lot of trouble
Noob2: No I was actually going to do some training
(Noob2 attacks a white knight, and quickly dies)
Squire: Uh... anyway you see, Sir Vyvin has some legendary sword and I kind of lost it, so I was wondering if you could help me
Noob1: How?
Squire: Well I need a replica but the only people who can make it are the Incamdo Dwarfs, but I don’t think there are any left in Runescape
Noob3: Oh... then we cant do anything to help... YAY quest complete
(Noob3 starts dancing)
Noob1: Noob3 we haven’t even started yet
Noob3: Ow...
(Noob3 kicks squire)
Squire: Hey! What was that for?
Noob1: Don’t mind him, just continue
Squire: Well there’s this guy in Varrock called Reldo, he could help you guys out. He might know where the Incamdo Dwarfs might be
Noob1: Come on Noob3 lets go
Noob3: Wait!!!
(Noob3 kicks Squire)
Noob1: That was predictable
Noob3: Predictable? Who’s he? I kicked the Squire?

**NOOBS GO TO RELDO**

Noob2: Hey guys
Noob3: How did you get here?
Noob2: Well it says **NOOBS GO TO RELDO**, so that would include me
Noob1: Makes sense
Reldo: Hello fellow runescapiens
Noob3: OMG!! HELP!!! RUNESCAPIENS!!!
(Noob3 kicks Reldo)
Reldo: Ow!! @#%! @#%@ *#$^ *&*@
Noob1: Reldo can you help us with our quest?
Reldo:%@#! ^*@* *@^( %@** &#&@*
Noob1: You see we need to find an Incamdo Dwarf...
Reldo: Ahh &@#@ **@**@& &*@*&*&^!
Noob2: Wait... what did you say about my mother?
J Mod: Lookout everyone it’s a glitch!!
(Reldo explodes)
J Mod: So what do you guys want?
Noob1: We need to find an Incamdo Dwarf
J Mod: Oh I can show you where he is

17-Nov-2006 12:25:43

widjo

widjo

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**J MOD TAKES NOOBS TO THURGO**

Noob2: Thanks a lot Mr. J Mod
J Mod: No problem
Noob3: Why do you have a gold crown?
J Mod: Because I’m a member of Jagex, the creators of Runescape
Noob3: So you’re a god
J Mod: Well I wouldn’t say that...
Noob3: OMG!!!!! ALIEN!!!!!
(Noob3 kicks J Mod)
J Mod: Hey!!!
(J Mod bans Noob3)
J Mod: Stupid Noob
(J Mod walks off)
(Byrodaman un-bans Noob3, steels J Mod’s account and takes his money)
Byrodaman: GAHAHAHA!!!

**NOOBS GO TALK TO THURGO**

Thurgo: Yo wats da haps?
Noob1: Huh?
Thurgo: Uh, hello human
Noob2: Can you make us a sword?
Thurgo: No go away!
Noob3: Why?
Thurgo: Because I don’t like Noobs asking me to make swords
(Noob3 kicks Thurgo)
(Thurgo kills Noob3)
Noob1: About time
Noob2: I’ll give you 20gp
Thurgo: No
Noob2: A wooden shield
Thurgo: No
Noob2: A Santa Hat?
Thurgo: No
(Noob2 throws away Santa Hat)
Noob2: Well I have no use for it
Noob1: I can get you some food? My Cooking level did skyrocket to 80!
Thurgo: Do you have a Redberry Pie with you?
Noob1: I gave it to Noob2
Noob2: Well I was saving it till for later, but ok
(Noob2: Gives Thurgo the Redberry Pie)
(Thurgo eats it all in one bite)
Thurgo: Now in order to... I have... with... the... a...
(Thurgo dies)
Noob1: What in the world!?!?!
Noob2: Oh Yeah, I forgot about that
Noob1: FORGOT ABOUT WHAT!?!?!?!
Noob2: Remember that Cavada Potion from the last chapter...
Noob1: GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Noob2: Well I put some of it in your Redberry Pie
Noob1: OMFG YOU FOOL!!!! NOW WE’LL NEVER FINISH THE QUEST!!!
Noob2: I’m sorry
Noob1: Well we might as well go to the squire and tell him the bad news

17-Nov-2006 12:26:18

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