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**NOOBS GO BACK TO COOK**

Noob1: Hi
Noob2: Hi
Noob3: Hi
Noob2: Hi
Noob1: I got the Flour!
Noob2: I got the Milk!
Noob3: I got the Egg!
Noob1: Let’s go to Cook then!
(Noobs talk to cook)
Cook: Have you got the ingredients?
(Noob1 gives Cook the Flour. Noob2 gives Cook the Milk)
Cook: And the Egg?
Noob3: Alien!!
(Noob3 kicks Cook, Steals the flour and milk, eats the Flour and Egg and drinks the Milk.)
Noob1: Noob3 what have you done!?!
(Noob3 poops out a Cake)
(Noob3 gives the cake to the Cook)
Cook: Eh, well it will have to do... The Party is starting right now!!

**DURING THE PARTY**

Cook: And now this cake for the Duke!
Duke: It looks delicious! You made this yourself?
Cook: Uh Yer Sure...
Everyone: Hooray for the Duke!
(Noob3 Bursts through the door)
Noob3: Aliens!!!
(Noob3 runs up to the table, kicks the cake and splatters it all over the Duke)
Duke: Grrrrr! Of with his HEAD!!!
Noob3: Eep...
(Noob3 runs strait to the river and drowns)
Noob3: I love this game! I can die whenever I want!
Noob1: Yer, let’s escape. NOW!

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***QUEST COMPLETE***
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14-Nov-2006 22:19:18 - Last edited on 14-Nov-2006 22:19:35 by widjo

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~*/Chapter 3 : The Restless Ghost Quest\*~

Noob2: Hi Jesus!
Aerick: Uh, Hi!
Noob1: Do you have any quests for us to do?
Aerick: Well there’s a ghost in my graveyard that really annoys me!
Noob2: Is he dead?
Aerick: Uh, Yes!
Noob2: Cool
Aerick: If you need help see my Father Urhney, he lives in the swamps south of here
Noob3: Let’s go south then
(Noobs go south to find a dead end, and enter the graveyard)
Ghost: Ooo... Oo oooooo oo... OOO. Ooo,
Noob1: Help! GHOST!
Noob2: Whough, who would expect a ghost here?
(Noob3 kicks ghost)
Ghost: Oi!
Noob1: What’s the problem?
(Ghost points to were head should be)
Noob3: Oh! I Love Charades!

1 HOUR LATER

Noob2: So the pointy hat in the grave stole the enemy of war, locked him in the big wizard island’s bridge, and underground the skull of Getbak Toomeh will rid the curse? That makes a lot of sense, thanks for nothing!
Noob1: That’s not what he said. He said: His head which was in his grave was stolen by a warlock, and placed to under the wizard tower. If we bring it back and put it in his grave, the curse will be lifted!
Noob3: My hand goes right through you... Wee!!!
Noob2: Where’s the wizard tower?
Noob1: It’s not on my map...
Noob3: It’s south-west of Lumbridge
Noob1: How do you know?
Noob3: I’m special!
(Noob3 kicks ghost again)

14-Nov-2006 23:39:40 - Last edited on 14-Nov-2006 23:44:07 by widjo

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**NOOBS GO TO WIZARD TOWER**

Noob2: Hello Mr Wizard!
Wizard: Hi
Noob3: Where’s the scull! Evil Warlock!
(Noob3 kicks Wizard)
(Wizard kills Noob3)
Noob1: Ok let’s keep going
(Noob1 & 2 go down the ladder)
Noob1: There’s the skull!
Noob2: Help! Chicken!
Chicken: Buk buk buk
(Chicken kills Noob2)
Noob1: Well it’s all up to me now
(Noob1 takes the skull but is then attacked by a lv13 skeleton. Noob1 thought fast and dropped his items so all that remained was a sword, a shield, and the skull. He died and remained with the skull)
Noob2: Hi
Noob3: Did you kill the warlock? Did he kill you?
Noob1: No the skeleton did
Noob2: So you don’t have the skull?
Noob1: No I have the skull!
Noob3: Back to the invisible guy then!
(Noobs go back to the Ghost)
Ghost: Oooo?
Noob1: Noob3 put the skull in the grave!
(Noob1 gives skull to Noob3)
Noob2: No don’t give it to him
Noob1: Oh NO!
(Noob3 opens grave and finds a skeleton, he takes out the headless skeleton and the bones scatter everywhere. The ghost then disappears)
Noob3: Yay we finished the quest!
(Noob3 leaves to do something else)
Noob2: Oh Sh*take Mushrooms! Now what?
Noob1: We’ll have to fix him!
Noob2: I can’t do that...
(Noob2 leaves)
Noob1: Sigh...
(Noob1 Holds skull in his hands)
Noob1: Sorry, we did all we could

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***QUEST COMPLETE***
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14-Nov-2006 23:40:04

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Hi! I loved this thread i had another post but for some reason it did't show up oh well :( i found this by looking on one guy's thread in the rp fourm.I highly suggest you continue this series as i would love to see more of these postes!I would love to help but im fed up with my homework....oh well that is what i get for skipping it for 3 days-_-

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14-Nov-2006 23:41:29

widjo

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~*/Chapter 4 : The Witches Potion Quest\*~

Noob2: Where are we?
Noob1: I think we’re in Rimmington
Noob3: How did you know!?!
Noob1: Is says on the sign back there
Noob2: What’s in this hut?
Noob1: Let’s go in
(Noobs go into hut)
Hetty: Hello you peoples
Noob2: Hey! I love stew!
(Noob2 drinks from cauldron)
Hetty: Uh, it’s not finished yet...
Noob2: *Groan* I don’t feel too good...
Noob1: What did you do to him?
Hetty: I told you it’s not finished yet!
Noob3: Grrrrr... Turn him back!
Noob1: Don’t Kick Her!
(Noob3 stamps He*ty’s foot instead)
Hetty: Ow! Hey do you want help or not?
Noob2: (On ground) Uh...... Help! *Groan*
Noob1: Okay
Hetty: Get me an onion, a rat’s tail, some burnt meat, and an eye of newt
(Noob1 & 3 leave)
Noob1: Ok, lets work together, you take this money and buy an eye of newt!
(Noob1 gives Noob3 20gp)
Noob1: I’ll get the burnt meat

15-Nov-2006 00:20:05 - Last edited on 15-Nov-2006 00:22:57 by widjo

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**NOOB1 & 3 GET THE BURNT MEAT AND EYE OF NEWT**

(Noob1 goes east to kill rats for meat)
(Noob1 kills 15 rats and gets 15 raw meats)
(Noob1 makes a fire)
Noob1: Now my cooking levels low so these should burn easily!
(Noob1 successfully cooks all 15 rat meats, he tries again and again, always unsuccessfully succeeding. In turn, his cooking level skyrockets)
Noob1: Argggh! This is hopeless!
Random Noob: Stupid meat always burns!
(Random Noob drops burnt meat)
Noob1: Yoink!
(Noob1 picks up burnt meat)

Noob3: Excuse me were can I get an eye of newt?
Magic Shop Owner: Here...
Noob3: Gimme you evil alien!
(Noob3 kicks Magic Shop Owner)
Magic Shop Owner: Here take it
Noob3: Yippy
(Noob3 takes eye of newt, sticks a toothpick in it and places it in a martini)
(Noob1 appears)
Noob1: Hey don’t drink that!
Noob3: Why not?
Noob1: Do you want to end up like Noob2?
Noob3: Fine!
(Noob3 throws the newt martini behind his shoulder. It lands on Some Guy, and Some Guy turns into a frog)
Some Guy: Ribbit!
(Noob1 buys 1 eye of newt)
(Noobs go back to Rimmington to see Hetty)
Noob1: Here take these before we lose them
(Noob1 gives He*ty the burnt meat and eye of newt)
Hetty: I still need a rat’s tail and an onion
Noob3: It’s hopeless! Let’s give up!
Noob2: No!!! *Groan*
Noob3: Stop Groaning!
(Noob3 kicks Noob2)
(Noob1 & 3 leave)

15-Nov-2006 00:20:23

widjo

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**NOOB1 & 3 GET THE ONION AND THE RATS TAIL**

Noob1: Ok I’ll get the onion and you get the rats tail
Noob3: Okely Dokely
(Noob1 goes to the onion patch)
Noob1: Good thing I remembered were these were on the way here
(Noob1 takes an onion)
(Noob3 goes to the southern building of Rimmington)
Noob3: Hello Mr Rat can I have your tail?
Mr Rat: I don’t have a tail
Noob3: I was talking to the rats, idiot
The Rats: No you weren’t
Noob3: Byro stop making names of everything I say!!!
ByroDaMan: Ok fine
Noob3: Excuse me rat can I have your tail?
Rat: Rrrraaaggghhhh!!!
(Rat pulls out a dragon long sword and slices Noob3 in half)
(Noob1 comes)
Noob1: Poor Noob3
(Noob1 somehow easily kills the rat)

**NOOB1 RETURNS TO HETTY**

(Noob1 somehow gets lost for 1 hour, but eventually finds his way back)
Noob1: Ok here are your ingredients
Noob3: Hi
Noob1: When did you get here?
Noob2: He was here kicking me for half an hour!
(Noob3 kicks Noob2)
Hetty: Have you got the ingredients?
Noob1: Yep right here
(Noob1 gives the ingredients to Hetty)
(Hetty does stuff)
Hetty: Now you can drink the potion
Noob2: YAY!!!
(Noob2 jumps straight up and drinks out of the cauldron)
Noob1: Why were you so active?
Noob2: I wasn’t sick, I just didn’* want to help
(Noob3 kicks Noob2)
(Noob1 & 3 drink from cauldron)

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***QUEST COMPLETE***
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15-Nov-2006 00:20:42 - Last edited on 15-Nov-2006 00:20:57 by widjo

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