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widjo

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Bump!

Im having holidays in an undiscibed location, and ive only got our laptop witch is INCREDIBLY SLOW!!

I wont be able to play RuneScape for a while, but everyone can expect more chapters over this week :D

PS: I Beat Fire Emblem The Sacred Stones Yay! ^_^

11-Jan-2007 07:49:20

widjo

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~*/Chapter 10 : The Druidic Ritual Quest\*~

Noob1: Well, now that we’re members, what do you want to do now?
Noob3: Oh lets go to a member’s only area!
Noob2: Sounds like a plan!
Noob3: But where is it?
Noob1: It doesn’t say on my Newcomers Map
Some Guy: LOL!!! YOU GUYZ R DUM N00BS!!!
Noob2: Huh? Did we do something wrong?
Noob1: Not that I recall...
Some Guy: YOU GUYZ CANT PLAY RUNSCAPE CUZ UR N00BS YOUR DUMBN!!!
(Noob3 kicks Some Guy)
Some Guy: OMG UR SUCH A N00BS I GITS FULL D ARMOR YA N000BSS!!! I PWN U INDA WILDY!!!
Noob1: This is stupid lets go wander around aimlessly until we find Traverly

**NOOBS GO TO TRAVERLY**

Some Guy: U N0OBS STOP PLAYINNG RUENSCAEPN ITTS NOT F4R N00BWZ OMG!!
Noob2: Was he following us this whole time?
(Some Guy gets killed by the Evil Chicken and drops full dragon armour)
(Noob3 picks up the full dragon armour)
Noob3: Hey! Why can’t I wear this armour?
Noob2: It’s probably a glitch
(Noob3 throws away the dragon armour)
Noob1: Well our first steps into members! What’s it like?
Noob2: Dull...
Noob3: Hey why don’t we try one of these new skills?
Noob1: Let’s see... Thieving?
Noob3: That’s terrible!
Noob1: How about Slayer?
Noob2: Sounds Scary...
Noob1: How about Herblore?
Noob3: That sounds ok
Noob2: Oh! Let’s do that!
Noob1: Hey Byrodaman how do we start Herblore?
Byrodaman: Herblore? Are you sure you don’* want to do a less boring skill? How about Agility? Hunting? Fletching?
Noob2: No No and No!
Byrodaman: How about Farming?
Noob3: Sounds Boring
Byrodaman: Well actually I find it quite...
Noob3: BORING!!!
Byrodaman: Ok so you want to start Herblore?
Noobs: Yep!
Byrodaman: Well first your gonna need to do a quest
Noob1: Ok then let’s go do it!

12-Jan-2007 04:30:11 - Last edited on 12-Jan-2007 04:34:33 by widjo

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**NOOBS GO TO KAQEME****

Kaqueme**: Hello
Noob2: Hi
Noob3: Teach us Herblore!! Now!!
Kaqueme**: Uh, I would love to! But I need help with something
Noob1: Well I guess we could help
Kaqueme**: Well, there’s a stone circle south of Varrock that used to belong to us, but evil wizards have taken it from us
Noob2: So you want us to kill them all for you?
Noob3: Let’s go guys!
Kaqueme**: You can’t do that, their re-spawn rate is too high, but there is another way!
Noob1: What is it?
Kaqueme**: Ill just skip the long storyline and get you to talk to Sanfew
Noob2: Ok

**NOOBS GO TO SANFEW**

Sanfew: Hello
Noob2: Hello
(Noobs and Sanfew have a conversation, which I can’t be bothered Narrating)
Sanfew: Get 4 raw meats, a Raw Bear, Chicken, Beef, and Rat Meat and take them to Cauldron of Thunder in the Traverly
Noob2: Eww, Rat Meat
Noob1: Well let’s go get them then. We’ll split up and...
Noob2: Oh! Ack! Sick, cant go. Go on without me...
Noob3: Oh no we’re not falling for that again!
(Noob3 kicks Noob2)
Noob1: You know that’s getting really old
Noob2: Yeah why don’t you change and start giving out pies or reminiscing about evil demons
Noob3: Or Evil Pies?
Noob1: Uh I guess...
Noob3: AHH!! Evil Pies!! Help!! Gah!!! WAAA!!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
Noob2: Ok stop that!!
Noob3: Pies...?
Noob1: Well let’s get those Meats then

12-Jan-2007 04:30:58 - Last edited on 12-Jan-2007 04:32:00 by widjo

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Some Guy: OMG ITS DADUM B N00BS WHON SSTOLE MY DRAGON ARMOUS!!!11!!1
Noob2: Oh God Not you again!
Some Guy: GIVME BACK MY ARMOER OFR I REPORT U FORE SCAMMING YA N00BY N00BS YOR DUM!! OMG!!
Noob3: That junk? We threw it away, it was broken
Some Guy: OMGOMGZOGMFFOM!!! YOUYU NOOBSDS RARE SO NOO BY YOU DUM ST6UPID NUM NOOBS!!! THATS ARMOURT CPOSTS LIKE I BILLOIN DAOLLARS
Noob3: Sorry ‘bout that
Some Guy: WELLL I GOTZ SOME RARY MEAT OF BEAR RAT COW* AND CHICKEB CONVIENIETLY AND IM, GOONA SEL,L FOR LOST OF MONYE
Noob1: That doesn’t sound like a good way to make money
Some Guy: WELL I DONNO HOWS TO MAKES MONEUY CUZ I BOURUT THE ARMOUR OF EBAEY FORES FIFTY BUCSK!!
Noob2: Isn’t that against the rules?
Some Guy: YEAH BUT YOUR GUYS ARE DUM NOO9BS YOU DONNIPIO HOW TOI RPEORT POOPLE!! OMG YA DUM!!
Noob3: Reported
(A Jagex Mod comes to the scene)
JMod: What’s the problem?
Some Guy: THESEE GUYS ARE SUCH NOOBS BAN THEN FOREVER CUZ THEER DUJM! OMG!!
Noob1: He told us he’s been Real Life Item Trading
JMod: Gasp!!!
(JMod casts ice barrage on Some Guy and he drops all his meat)
(Some Guy then gets instantly permanently banned)
Noob2: Hey look it’s the meat we need for the quest
Noob1: Hey Mr. Jagex Mod where is the Traverly Dungeon?
JMod: Oh I’ll take you there

**NOOBS GO TO THE CAULDRON OF THUNDER**

(Noobs put the meat in the cauldron, then something easily forgettable happens and the noobs leave)

**NOOBS GO BACK TO SANFEW**

(Sanfew tells the noobs they were successful and are told to return to Kaqueme**)

12-Jan-2007 04:32:41 - Last edited on 12-Jan-2007 04:36:20 by widjo

widjo

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**NOOBS GO BACK TO KAQUEME****

Kaqueme**: Well done! Now ill tell you how to do Herblore
(Noobs gain 250 EXP and reach level 3 Herblore)
Noob2: Well that was really quick...
Noob3: Byrodaman must have got lazy...
Byrodaman: Ok so now you guys can start Herblore
Noob2: Nah we’ve done enough Herblore for today
Byrodaman: What? But you haven’t done any Herblore?
Noob3: But we’re level 3 Herblore! That’s enough
Noob1: Yeah lets go do something else

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***QUEST COMPLETE***
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12-Jan-2007 04:33:16

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