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Innfest Round Three (Individual)
Insanity: “An abnormal state of mind resulting in ineptitude to perform in every day society.” It’s what I’m about to experience if I don’t get this damn song out of my head soon. It’s been looped continuously for 71—no wait. Hold on. Wait for it….waaaaaiiiiiit foooooorrr iiit..72 hours straight. I haven’t slept. I haven’t eaten. I haven’t had anything to drink, and I don’t even know why. Thirst doesn’t even have anything to do with this stupid song. God, I just wish I could change the channel up there or something. Just, like, flip i—WHOA! The song’s gone! I-I actually changed the station! It’s…so quiet. I’m free! I’m free!!
…Hmm, I wonder what other songs are playing. Lessee…Bluebeard’s Ballad? No. The Misthalin Rockers? No. Gnome death metal? Haha. Ha. No.
No.
I said no.
Switch…switch. SWITCH!
Oh…oh god. Please. PLEASE SWITCH!
SWIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTCH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
~~~
Evisceration
A sharp and searing pain
slices like no other
Barely holding on.
The agony is insane.
I'm screaming for my mother.
Don't like my poem?
Sorry, there's no need to pout.
I've poured my guts into this.
Besides, it's damn hard to write
while being disembowled.
~~~
Limericks (OLD)
I used to beat noobs on the head
when they senselessly spammed on my thread.
But treat Iso with care,
he has nothing up there.
I punch his big mouth instead.

I once typed a huge story for fun
The ending was pretty much done.
So I put it online
and come back to find,
It was eaten by page 51.
The Wise Old Man was quite simply fickle.
Never once did he give even a nickel.
His cash was never found
after the house burned to the ground.
Now he's in one helluva pickle.
There was a rock crab named Doyle
and catching him caused me much toil.
He pinched all my toes
and again on my nose
so I boiled him in lots of oil.
Writing stories is an exclusive delight.
A good tale is an inspiring sight,
but to spend all my time
writing in rhyme,
Man, that isn't right!

03-Nov-2010 19:56:56 - Last edited on 03-Nov-2010 20:43:35 by One Hot Stud

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If I were to fix the world, if I could
I would turn all ash back to wood
And as the world slowly burned
their thoughts will have turned
to peace and hospitality
...and prosperity, if it would.
And if I found that I can't
I shall not rave or ever rant
For nothing has been achieved
by desperate idea quite concieved
from hatred and animosity
it's the philosophy: my seeded plant.

03-Nov-2010 19:56:57 - Last edited on 01-Jan-2011 04:04:46 by One Hot Stud

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The cold ground consisted of nothing more than a few patches of dead grass and cracked earth. Nothing special could be discerned from the dirt beneath me than from the rest of the world, except slowly, my blood was dripping and pooling onto it. I couldn’t keep my eyes focused enough to see my enemy, but I could understand that the ground below me had been thirsty for liquid. I had quenched it myself, unfortunately, and the man towering over me wasn’t going to take my word for it.
“Well, old friend. Today’s the day vengeance is to be fulfilled.”
I could feel myself being lifted away from my crimson-stained spot and the earth tumbled over the sky before unimaginable pain rippled throughout every bone.
“Mahrcos, please. Our…our families have settled their quarrel decades ago. We were friends. D-don’t do th-“
There was nothing left. No energy could be mustered to finish the sentence. I just watched the silhouette slink about and feel my arms and legs bending to his will. Thoughts spinning through my head, but no one could be concentrated upon. The years, the adventures, the deception. It all refused to make sense.
“Steph, love. I’m sorry. You knew this was coming. I…I knew this was coming. It’s not every day civilization uncovers discoveries as large as the one we had unraveled.”
An abrupt, sharp pain cleared my vision and allowed me to see the man who vowed to finish what had almost been forgotten. I looked down at my torso to see a syringe plunged deep into my chest.
“I’m sorry I can’t kill you. The discovery made it impossible. I wish it could be this easy for us both.”
Mahrcos had a sincere look in his blue eyes and his grim smile reminded me of memories from eons ago. A soft click and a snap directed me towards my feet which I saw, to my dismay, were grasped by iron shackles that, in turn, were bound to the hard earth. Somehow, he had managed to stand me upright.

03-Nov-2010 19:57:14 - Last edited on 01-Jan-2011 04:20:28 by One Hot Stud

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I tried to remove the syringe from my chest and discovered that my hands were chained to two mighty oaks by mere rope, but there was no strength anywhere in my body. Only a gentle warmth, seemingly oozing out from that syringe, seemed to keep me standing.
Mahrcos took a step back and eyed me with a mixture between regret and desire.
“The elixir in the syringe will restore your energy, but I’m afraid you might decide that’s not a good thing. Energy returns one’s sense of pain and the emotions of fear and anger.”
He ran his hand through his hair and touched the scar at his hairline.
“Have you ever read the horror stories of our childhood? They were always filled with blood and zombies and things that go bump in the night. Well, the most horrid things of this earth we see every day and find only to be minor nuances.”
I winced as he stepped forward and stroked my cheek. I returned his affection with a look of hurt confusion.
“Love, the worst things are the ones that can hide in the daylight. The ones that transform into unimaginable horrors once the sun dips below the horizon. I’m sorry that I had to finish what my family started. I was hoping that the discovery of eternal youth would eliminate the animosity, but it only made it worse. My father will…finally be appeased with this.”
The sinking sun blinded me and I could not watch him leave the forest. The elixir surged through my veins and I felt nothing but euphoria.
I noticed my pool of blood in the distance, almost unseen due to the fading light, but the incessant whining of thousands of mosquitoes made itself to be known…

03-Nov-2010 19:57:15 - Last edited on 01-Jan-2011 04:29:27 by One Hot Stud

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