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Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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I do have one. And yes, it seems every other week I have some stomach illness. Maybe due to all the junk I eat, or maybe I'm just prone to becoming sick.

Thanks for the bumping guys!

~-~ I have a soul it just goes on vacation sometimes ~-~

17-Dec-2006 16:22:15

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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I posted on it already. Twice. You obviously weren't paying attention to it, but I didn't post until pretty much all the mod talk was done.

No, you have to do something that makes you stand out to me as a great Runescape Citizen, or pay me a lot of money so I can get my whip.

I'm off to get the new Christmas stuff!

~-~ I have a soul it just goes on vacation sometimes ~-~

19-Dec-2006 22:00:15

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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Bob grabbed the pot from the table, opened up a trap door in the floor he assumed lead to the cellar, and climbed down a ladder into a dark, musty room. He saw some nice leather boots on the floor, so he took them and put them on.

"Ew, how in the world did a cow pie make it's way down here? Right on my newish leather boots too!" complained Bob. "Now, where's that bucket? Ah, there it is!"

Bob saw the bucket on the table and went over and grabbed it.

'Uh oh, I'm talking to myself. Better not do that around other people. I don't want everyone to think I'm strange here, too.' thought Bob.

Bob climbed back up the ladder, and went back out into the hall to get Indigo.

"All set Bob?" Indigo asked.

"Yeah. I have to get ingredients for a cake for that sensitive baker guy. I need a pot of flour, a bucket of milk, and an egg. What should we get first?" replied Bob.

"Let's get the flour first, since the egg and the milk are gotten on the opposite side of the river." said Indigo, thinking about his decision as he spoke it.

"Lead on then!" said Bob enthusiastically.

Indigo lead Bob out of the castle, back into that courtyard. Bob was happy to notice that annoying loser person was gone, so he didn't even notice that Indigo led him right out of the castle gate. They went northward, towards some farms where you could see abundances of cabbage and grain, until they hit a bend and then they went west.

Suddenly, an ugly green creature wearing rust-colored armor that only covered it's torso with a spear jumped out and screeched. Indigo just sighed, but Bob yelled and took a step back, drawing his sword.

"I'll kill it Bob, it would probably destroy you at your low experience." Indigo said without much enthusiasm.

He drew a shiny, cyan color longsword, and in the same motion decapitated the green thing infront of them.

"Wh-what was that?" stuttered Bob, shocked at the head rolling down the path.

"That? Oh, that was just a goblin."

20-Dec-2006 23:59:34 - Last edited on 21-Dec-2006 21:07:31 by Star Man 11

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Nice! But I have to admit that your description of the Goblin is pretty awkward...

Star Man 11 says that I have to write a story on the 100th post so here it is.

Once upon a time, there was a noob named Star Man 11. He had a friend who was much more smart than he was. His name was Eklu2. One day, Star Man 11 wanted to cook bread, but his cooking level wasn't high enough. So he said to Eklu2, "ZOMG!!1!! i ned 2 bak dis bred!!!"

So Eklu2 said, "Sure, my feeble minded friend! But only if you become my slave forever!"

Naturally, Star Man 11 said "Lyk omg! sur!" So Eklu2 baked the bread, but he burned it. But because Star Man 11 was such a noob, Eklu2 told him that it was rare magical black bread and that if you have it in your inventory, you gain the gift of...uh...smartiness! Unfortunately, Eklu2'* lie wasn't so, and Star Man 11 became smarter! And to this day, Star Man 11 keeps his magical bread on hand at all times!

THE END!

21-Dec-2006 14:19:13 - Last edited on 21-Dec-2006 23:30:40 by [#LN1H3BSYW]

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