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Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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Adding in progress.

Just to let everyone know, I'm in charge of making a tre(c)bu(c)het! The biggest, baddest, most awewsomestly cool (yes I know that is horrible grammar, but it's setting the mood. Deal with it.) siege machine ever before gunpoweder! My God I'm going to have so much fun making that thing!

btw, the second c in treb is actually supposed to be there, pronounce the word 'trebooshay'

30-Nov-2006 00:00:44

Abacus12

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lol nice story star

do u do like school newspapers and stuff?

u shoold lol nad like u said on rs
about the (trebooshay)....thats awesum

i play this game called age of empires and u can use them

so tell me on rs like y u building it and stuffs

oh btw u sed brb and didnt come back on so i had to go...
well ttyl bi

30-Nov-2006 00:10:41 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2006 00:11:23 by Abacus12

Star Man 11

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Okey dokey then. Let me just answer your questions before I start typing.

1.) No

2.) I love Age of Empires! I have two and three, plus their expansions. If I get internet on the comp I have those for, I'll completely grind you into the dirt.

3.) I am building my trebooshay for the Science Olympiad. This year, I forsee a win, thanks to myself and all the other wonderful students we have competing. Some of whom play rs, such as Blarg.

Hey Haru.

30-Nov-2006 00:14:07 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2006 00:16:26 by Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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Bob was now at the cage, picking out his target.

'Hmm, you look stupid and easy to kill, you dumb rat!' thought Bob.

Bob clumsily noc*ed an arrow to his bow, put it between two iron bars, and fired. Or rather, tried to fire. The arrow just fell limply to the ground, inches away from the bars. Bob could swear he heard the rats laughing at him.

"SHUT UP RAT!!! I'm going to kill you!" Bob picked up the arrow, noc*ed an arrow, and fired. This shot went wide to the right and struck the ceiling.

"DARN!" yelled Bob. Now he was angry. Bob grabbed all the arrows he had left, noc*ed them to his bow, and fired them all, straight at the rat. He missed every shot.

Bob walked over to Vannaka in a huff, and asked for more arrows. After Vannaka teased him a little, he handed over the arrows to Bob, who promptly went to shoot the rat, now named Stupid.

"Ok Stupid. I'm going to kill you. Then I'm going to kill your soul. Then I'm going to take what's left of that, put it through a meat grinder, and light it on fire!" Bob shouted at Stupid.

He noc*ed another arrow, and fired. This shot hit the rat, dead center, between the eyes.

"HA! How do you like me now, Stupid?" gloated Bob. He shot all the leftover arrows he had at the carcass, turning it into a pincushion.

"Well Bob, I recommend some anger management. In fact I demand it. Now climb up that ladder you worm, so the Magic instructor can show you how to blow leaves with the wind..." said Vannaka.

Bob pointed at Vannaka in that haha-I-did-good-and-you-know-it manner, turned, and proceeded past the rat cage to the ladder. Bob climbed up the ladder into a shack of sorts, where he saw a small cage of chickens and a wizard decked in blue with a pointy hat. Someone else who looked like him was shooting the chickens with blasts of air.

'Invisible Air Cannons! Sweet!' thought Bob.

Bob swaggered over to the mage giddy with anticipation.

30-Nov-2006 00:24:47 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2006 20:35:07 by Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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HOORAY! The December additions to Runescape look excellent-a! Happy me!

Huge windstorm where I live today. My trashcans got blown like fifty yards away from my house. And in school, me and my friends saw this funnel cloud almost touch down on the district's football field. That's like five minutes from where we were sitting, but instead of being scared like normal people, we all went "Awesome! I bet this teacher is gonna die!" or "I know for sure that teacher is gonna die!". But we're still the geni (plural of genius...I think...I hope...) of the school. 99% outta 100% g.p.a. for me. More reason for happy me!

Almonds are terrible.

01-Dec-2006 20:50:12 - Last edited on 01-Dec-2006 21:05:22 by Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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"Hello young one! I am the Magic instructor, and I will teach you the basis of Magic!" said the MI.

"Hi! I'm Bob, and can we start with card tricks? I've wanted to do those!" asked Bob. "Also, can I blow stuff up with my mind?"

"No, and, no. This Magic invovles the use of runes to cast a spell, and I will be teaching you the most basic of these, called Air Strike. Your target will be these chickens. Now take these Air and Mind runes. The Air rune is the elemental rune, dictating the type of attack. The Mind rune is the 'focus' rune, transforming the power of the air into a focused blast of energy." explained the MI.

"My head hurts. Let me sit down for a second..." Bob took a seat on the floor, with the runes sitting in his lap. "Ok, I think I get this. Now do I need to shout out some incantation or something?

"No, just place your hands at your chest with your arms extending horizontally, and push out as if your rolling a ball. Then just visualize the strike, and it will happen. You'll know you are successful when the strike materializes and the runes crumble into dust. Care to give it a go?" said the MI.

"Sure, why not?" said Bob.

Bob stood up, and placed his hands into the position the mage told him. He turned to face the chickens, and visualized the attack. He pushed, and the Air Strike DID materialize, but instead of hitting a chicken, the strike went to the left and knocked off the wizard'* hat.

"Hey, watch it you oaf! Shoot the chicken!" said the MI instructor, angrily.

"Ok, sorry dude." apologized Bob.

Bob tried again, and this time succeeded in hitting the chicken, which was blown back into the wall of the shack, losing all of it's feather and squaking indignantly.

"Sweet, I'm going to love having this!" said Bob. 'And I know exactly WHO I'm going to use it on!' he thought. Bob smiled devilishly, and his thoughts made him miss the MI instructor's speech. Then there was a flash of light, and Bob was gone.

02-Dec-2006 21:51:37

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