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Star Man 11

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"Hey Indigo, where should we go now?" Bob asked Indigo.

"I'm thinking we should get you started on some quests. Let's do an easy one, like Cook's Assistant." replied Indigo.

"Alright, but how will I go about doing that?" Bob inquired.

"Well first, we need to get back to the ground floor. Let's go." said Indigo.

Bob and Indigo proceeded down the spiral staircase to the ground floor. Indigo led Bob around the corridor to a door marked 'KITCHEN'.

"Ok Bob, now you just go in there and ask the Cook if he has any quests for you to do. Got it?" said Indigo, looking at Bob as if he were one of those school children who don't pay attention to much.

"Yup. Go in there, threaten to decapitate the cook, and declare myself master of food." said Bob dreamily. He was making hacking motions with his new iron longsword.

"No, because A you can't kill NPC's, and B if you DID do that, the Duke of Lumbridge would have your head hanging from the castle battlements."

"Darn. Guess that means your way..." said Bob.

'What the heck is an NPC?' he thought.

Bob opened the door to the kitchen and walked in. There didn't seem to be much cooking going on, though the supplies were everywhere. Immediately infront of him, Bob saw a table with a bowl and a pot on it. In the upper left corner of the room there was a sink, and in the upper right was a stove. On a table on the same wall as the door he just entered there was a jug. Bob spotted the chef opposite the table from him.

"Hey cook guy. You have a quest for me to do?" asked Bob, eyeing up the shiny pots and pans on the walls.

"Yes, in fact I do, though please, in the future, be a bit more polite in your approach ok?" said the cook. "Now what I need you to do is get me an egg, a pot of flour, and a bucket of milk so I can bake a cake for the Duke's birthday. There's a pot on the table there, and down in the cellar there is a bucket. If you need help finding them, ask a tutor or other player."

13-Dec-2006 23:14:05 - Last edited on 13-Dec-2006 23:32:39 by Star Man 11

zorporate

zorporate

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Yay! Add!

For all of you who don't understand 1337, it says "I own pie". I mean really, pie ROCKS! :D Thats why I put it in my siig my friend.

~Blargh Le: The One and Only, 0 In Star's Hall of Fame point score, 1 0nwz P13, knower of 1337, going for 70 range, annoying star, and creater of REALLY long siigs~

14-Dec-2006 01:00:00 - Last edited on 14-Dec-2006 01:01:23 by zorporate

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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You didn't annoy me. But hey, why were trying to prety much tackle Ayjin(not real name)? I had to stop and hold you back! Even though I found it funny you were chasing him with what seemed violent intentions, I couldn't let it continue. He needed to be fresh for his bus arguements :-p.

Yeah I get 1337. But dude, you don't own pie. I would annihalate you in a pie eating contest.

~-~ I have a soul it just goes on vacation sometimes ~-~

14-Dec-2006 21:41:03 - Last edited on 14-Dec-2006 21:41:35 by Star Man 11

zorporate

zorporate

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OK 2 things

1. What the heck are you talkling about? When was I tackaling Ayjin? When was I trying to annoy you? You are making up lies to make yourself look better. ^_^

2. Pffft. I'd whoop you in a pie eating contest. There is now way you could ever even half the amount of pie I eat!

~Blargh Le: The One and Only, 0 in Star's Hall of Fame point score, 1 0wnz P13 M0R3 7HAN 57AR, cooler than Star, just about better than Star in every way, *Takes a Breath*, going for 70 range, knower of how to count 1-10 in 4 different languages, and maker of INCREDIBLY long siigs~

Phew! :)

14-Dec-2006 23:08:41 - Last edited on 14-Dec-2006 23:09:33 by zorporate

[#LN1H3BSYW]

[#LN1H3BSYW]

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:D :D It's me again! YAY! The world is happy!

Anyways, not bad adds, but it might help is you make a noob account so that you can get the exact sayings for the quest. Just a suggestion!

P.S. I disagree with Blargh Le'* siig. Especially the "1 0wnz p13" part!

15-Dec-2006 14:37:17 - Last edited on 15-Dec-2006 14:38:26 by [#LN1H3BSYW]

zorporate

zorporate

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Fools, I rule pie! You can not take that away from me!!!
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Besides, my metabolism and appetite is better than all of you combined! I'll keep on eating while you guys are taking antacids. :P

~Blargh Le: The One and Only,.... aww forget it*

15-Dec-2006 20:32:50

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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Well I hope my explanation in school cleared the first part up for you Blargh.

YOU WOULD DIE IN A PIE EATING CONTEST! I ate two apple pies on Thanksgiving with a half of a quart of Cinnamon Vanilla Ice Cream, and when I got home two hours later I ate a whole Oreo Pie! Heck with your fancy 'metabolism', you can't beat my titanium alloy gut!

You're not better than me. Especially not on my thread. This is my house foo', and it would do you good to remember that. Besides, my ego would own yours in a cage match.

Eklu, good suggestion. But, I don't want to use the real quotes. I want it to be more life-like, more out-of-the-mold. Thanks for the idea though :-).

O yeah, camping this weekend, won't be back til Sunday. Guys, keep me bumped.

~-~ I have a soul it just goes on vacation sometimes ~-~
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15-Dec-2006 21:55:28 - Last edited on 15-Dec-2006 21:55:59 by Star Man 11

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