Eh, I hope you win! I mean, yours was clearly the best. Completely. Totally.
*Screen skips to a room filled with signs, all saying saying in some different design "Good Job, Insane!"*
Oh, that...That's.... Nothing. *Scooches to the side to block a balloon* Nothing to see here... just... skip the screen to a picture of Boston harbor. =.=
*Screen skips to a poolside party with fireworks in the background, and a group of Jagex moderators handing Insane Soule a giant check that says "1 Free month Membership" In big Golden Letters*
That was....just......oh, ok, it was a daydream. Get over it. -.-
Fine, screen, skip to the rest of my daydream...
*Screen skips to a live airing of a monster truck rally*
What. The. Hell.
Screen Guy/Jerry: What, I love monster trucks. Oh seriously, I don't wanna miss this. Not for 120 gold pieces an hour!
Selfish. -.-
Jerry: Shut up, my favorite guy's about to crush that school bus...
But... THAT BUS STILL HAS KIDS IN IT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
*Wakes up suddenly in a pool of cold sweat*
Oh...... just a dream........ phew! *Switches on TV*
Reporter: In latest news, last night, live cable displayed a monster truck running over and crushing a school bus full of Chi-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reporter: *live, behind a desk - hears distant screaming* ...
Cameraman: What was THAT?
Reporter: *returning attention to camera* Insane Soule - please stop screaming, and let me finish. Now, where WAS I......Aha. In latest news, last night's cable display of a monster truck running over and crushing a FAKE school bus full of CHILI. More up next. *Cuts to commercial*
Oh. -.-
~Insane Soule
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith
13-Jan-2010 03:54:41