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Serene End
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Serene End

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*pant* *pant*

You...may now post! Hope you enjoyed Crimson! ^_^

EDIT: Hey, I got me my 3,000 total post! Ownage!

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The end
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the beginning...

06-May-2010 00:39:15 - Last edited on 06-May-2010 00:53:33 by Serene End

Random Kate
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Random Kate

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I just noticed while reading. At the end, there's a huge cliffhanger and imagination when it comes to some characters who are still alive. If I may comment on some stuff:

Question 1: What happens to Janak and Sarah at the end? They disappear behind doors and are never mentioned again. I just expected something that detailed what happen to them after the whole fight.

Question 2: Overkill the two vampyres much??

Question 3: This does involve one vampyre you knocked out in this finale. I'm guessing Sendor was kinda like a vyrewatch just without the wings and not being a women, right? For Sendor, how could that pipe kill him if only the Ivandis flail can? Sorry, into the whole vampyre thing. XD

^ That would just be soooooo much easier to kill a vampyre, though.

Question 4: Is this a question?

Question 5: Was that last one even a real question? Was this?


That be all my questions. Great ending, just cliffhangers killed me.

06-May-2010 07:11:04 - Last edited on 06-May-2010 07:13:44 by Random Kate

Seph
Jun Member 2008

Seph

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*blood drips on to the screen. And the words "YOU ARE DEAD" appear in the middle of the screen*



*Throws down ps3 controller* Damn you Zeus! :@




And now- Real mysteries explained! Brought to you in part by The Shard of Truth- don't ask how we got it. *1 second clip of Marcello getting pked*



Mystery 1: How did the Fist of Guthix come to be?



-Well, you see... Let this footage explain it.


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Guthix: No matter what I do, RuneScape always turns out WRONG! MORYTANIA, TOO BIG! ASGARNIA, TOO FAT! KANDARIN, TOO SYMMETRICAL! ..And now... what's this? An evil tree?! It is ugly... Ugly!! UUUUUGGGGLLLYYYYY!!!!! *Punches the ground very hard*


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Mystery 2: So, like... why is it we Rune...scap..i..ans have all this land and all these items here, but we'll just randomly find them at sometimes, and literally most of the times, they will just pop up like some evil company is controlling us all, and releases content daily, and not to mention destroying that content years later through badly placed updates, and such a name for an evil group could be JaGeX, as it mean "Super-Devil" in this language I just made up, but besides the point- answer meh question!




-..uhh..





Mystery 3: Why does Benny try to even sell people newspapers anymore? He never writes anything new about them, and then lies to people, telling him that it is updated daily, with interesting written works and stories. Why even sell people papers anymore?!



-Two words- Gullible. Noobs.




*Continued* >.>
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

06-May-2010 10:53:15

Seph
Jun Member 2008

Seph

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Mystery 4: So what happened to each character in Crimson after they died?




-Well, lets see...




For The Angel of Death: Nothing. Sorriez, but Jagex nerfed your death!



For Lilith: Jagex updates RuneScape to put back in Lilies of the Valley for about a week in your honour. Gratz?



For Lakos: The Los Angelos Lakers perform an evil ritual to revive Lakos, so he can play basketball for their team.


For Vezyfher: Sadly, that black battleaxe cut a magor vein, he died shortly after the story cut back to Marcello. He gets 97 international holidays, 70,000 elaborate graves in random places, and 999m noted christmas crackers in honor of his death. :P



For Visdin: He now spends his afterlife tormented by the talking sun from the raisin bran boxes. Sadly, looks like not everything is better with two scoops of raisins!


For Ba'al: Pfft, good luck getting a good post-life experience, your just destined to fail epicly. =/



For Aries: The world blows up. Vengeance! :D




Mystery 4 1/2: So, who is this mysterious Serene End? She sounds like a bad ripoff of Biomaster7! Yea! Now that Biomaster7... she owwwwwwwns. Beyond all imagination. Completely pwnage, I tell you!



-Wait a minute.... *Checks attendence rosters* ..The question-asker IS Biomaster7! ....What The f-




Mystery 5: So who do the Void Knights truely fight for?




-*Hint* Ike fights for his friends. >.>




Mystery 6: So what did Marcello gain knowledge-wise by the story's end?



-Oh, well, in his words, he learned that "Nothing is true, anything is permitte-" ...Then he got air assassinated.



Mystery 7: So why fight all the time?! Why can't people just try to talk out of fighting, and into peeeeeaaaaace!?



-Ah, well you see, they triiiiiied to do a peace talk once. But instead of peace terms, it turned into a Barbecue Festival.



*continued again* >.>
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

06-May-2010 10:54:30 - Last edited on 06-May-2010 10:58:21 by Seph

Seph
Jun Member 2008

Seph

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Mystery 8: So why is Dung'eering a skill, and not a minigame?


-So why are you such a noob, questioning Jagex? THEY ARE GOD, TO QUESTION THEM IS TO ENDANGER YOUR VERY LIFE FORCE!!!! > :D




Mystery 10: Why is there no Mystery 9?


-Because Mystery seven eight nine. ^.^




Mystery 11: What is a good sauce for various food?



- Frank's Red Hot. I put that *Censored* on everything. (That is actually a radio commercial, various scenarios, and it's always an old woman saying it. Of course they censor it, but it's... so.... funny... XD)




Mystery 12: Why does that creepy drawing of the guy in dragon-like armour in the right side of my screen stare at me all day?! It's creepy!!!



-Pfft, it's what you get when jagex lets a guy get a job, regardless of him being a registered offender of.... well.... *Fears getting silenced by forum mod*



Mystery 13: So what is your favorite color? IS IT PURPLE?!



-Black. Noo, i'm not emo, but black has various advantages in normal living, from maintaining a lower profile in public, to matching with almost every other colour. And regarding purple... Unless it's Zaros, nope. O_O




And lastly...




Mystery 14: Do you liek Mudkipz?




- ...A What?




Mystery 15: It's a Pokemanz.




- Oh... Those craaazy Japanese.




Mystery 16: So do you liek them?





-eh... I wikied up some drawings, it looks like the result of acid and randomness, so...... YEP! :D




...Now the reaaally really last one!




Mystery 17: So why do you want, and wish the next skill is Barding/musicmaking?




- I'm on a mission from God.





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Ok then, I'm outa here, I have some passing out to do, and If don't sign off quickly, I might just fall asleep here!




~Insane Soule
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

06-May-2010 10:55:12 - Last edited on 06-May-2010 11:02:59 by Seph

Serene End
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Serene End

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*reads through posts*

Insane, the only character on that list of your's that's still alive is Vezyfher. I think it would be unfair if both of Ark's characters died! D:
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As for you, sis.

Answer 1: CLLLLLIIIIIFFFFFFFHAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!

*Janak looks down on the edge of a cliff*

Janak: *points down* Look! Peoples are hangin' down there!

Sarah: *rushes over* Orly?

^There you go, they live! That's what happens to them.
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Answer 2: KILLJOY! Overkilled kills are awesome, but just imagine what I COULD have done instead. Yeah...that'll make their deaths look like child's play.
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Answer 3: OVERPOWERED! OVERPOWERED, I SAY!!

Cameron: *randomly appears, pointing his index finger at me* OBJECTION!!!!!

*glares annoyed at Cameron* No, there are no objections...=.=

They left their silver weapons at der castle 'cause they thought Morty didn't have evil vampies left.
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Answer 4: No, that is a question IF you put a question mark at the end!

Answer 5: *facepalm*
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:o

Yep, the spammin' questioner was the Banker from Deal or No Deal. He asked if I could answer the questions 'cause he's so lonely up dhair. D:

And yes, Marcello did get pjed by an Assassin. They believed that the Shard was a Piece of Eden, and they thought Marcello was a Templar, soooo...

"Mystery 10: Why is there no Mystery 9?


-Because Mystery seven eight nine. ^.^"

^ROFL...
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All of your cliffhanger "AWMG NOOB" problems will be solved with the bonus chapter I intend. And just remember, my original idea could have proved an even worst cliffhanger!

Original Ending Dialogue for Marcello: "So, this is the end of the evil in this land. It was because of my brother. The evil of our past is gone...I think."

Okay...end message. O_o

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06-May-2010 11:27:53

Kitties Rule

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oh..my...god........WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! took me 34 mins to read and worth every second!!!!!!!! that was best chapter of all time!!!!!!!!! must of taken like 3 months to write all of that!!!
typing it up took you two hours!!!!!

06-May-2010 20:39:27 - Last edited on 06-May-2010 20:41:44 by Kitties Rule

Seph
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Seph

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Quick find code: 178-179-910-60939355



*Old angry emote* Meeeh, JaGeX has once again failed beyond belief. =/




~Insane Soule
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

08-May-2010 04:28:29 - Last edited on 08-May-2010 04:54:06 by Seph

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