Forums

[RP* Anything But Ordinary

Quick find code: 49-50-239-65640226

Bluefirecan
Mar Member 2023

Bluefirecan

Posts: 3,493 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
There's a moment of strange silence as the pixie and the strange woman glance down at their exposed bodies. Suddenly, the woman began a stream of nervous giggling, at which point Lyla flitted up off of the woman's hands. She still covered her chest, and it was clear that her flight was a bit unsteady, but she hovered as she realized.

There was no way she would find any clothes that fit, except maybe for a fucking doll.

Welcome to hell , Lyla thought. Population: me.
I just play FFXIV at this point. DC: Crystal

08-Jun-2020 22:06:21

NotFishing

NotFishing

Posts: 16,946 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Liam Richard

Liam yawned as he walked. It was dark, and he was working late. He wanted nothing more than to get home, post on that one roleplaying forum he was part of, and go to sleep. He stopped at a traffic light, and groaned impatiently as he waited for it to change. Once the walk signal came up, he began his crossing.

Then he got hit by a car.

The lights had not been on, and the thing had been nearly silent. In his tired state, he had not noticed it coming. His face smashed against the windshield, killing him instantly. The car served, far too late, and crashed into a streetlight, knocking the driver out.

Well... shit.

-------

He jolted awake, as if from a nightmare. He was naked. At first he thought he might have been in his own bed, but he felt cold pavement beneath him. He sat up, and consciously moved his hands to shield his lower body. What the hell had happened?

A car horn was honking nearby. He looked up to see an accident. A car had collided with the post of a traffic light. The post was bent slightly, with the hood of the car completely caved in. The driver was not moving.

Concern overtook his embarrassment. He leapt to his feet and rush over, then froze as he saw another figure in the front seat. The body was horribly mangled, with its feet sticking out the windshield. The face was unrecognizable. But the clothing...

That was his favourite jacket.

He looked down, and in his surprise he saw a completely different body. He was more muscular, and felt taller. The skin tone was a bit different, too. His jaw dropped, and suddenly he felt sick. Steadying himself, he approached the door and reached into the car. He had to know. He fished around with his hand, finding a pocket, and then pulled free a wallet. He opened it up and saw...

His ID.
Beneath the gold, the Bitter Steel.

08-Jun-2020 22:16:49

NotFishing

NotFishing

Posts: 16,946 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
His entire body went numb and he dropped it. Then, after a moment, quickly picked it up. He looked around frantically. Should... should he get help? But... what would they think? Not knowing what to do, he reached back in, retrieved his phone and his keys, then began running. Beneath the gold, the Bitter Steel.

08-Jun-2020 22:16:56 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2020 22:18:15 by NotFishing

Taleisin
Apr Member 2016

Taleisin

Posts: 14,672 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Finally, the hysterical giggle slowly fades away into an awkward silence, as Titty realises she has been laughing by herself. She grimaces and looks sheepish. "Erm....Sorry," she mumbles, shaking her head. "Clothes would be a good idea..."

Suddenly, something occurs to her. "Oh. My name is Titty, by the way."
Everyone has the potential to be an asshat in a flower crown.

08-Jun-2020 22:26:01

D F Angel

D F Angel

Posts: 19,587 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Kathy could hear some laughing in a nearby alleyway - what was tha-

thunk!

There was a collision. Kathy, turning suddenly, had accidentally interposed herself in the way of a charging naked man. She tumbled backwards to the ground, arse onto pavement, with the naked man falling atop her.

She froze. A man. A naked man. Was on her. Had been charging through the streets. Had charged right at her. Had tackled her to the ground. A man .

If this was any day, any but today, she would have screamed. She would have hit the man, had clambered out from under him. Would have called for help, for passerbys, for the police. She'd pull out her keys and rake his eye out.

But this was not any day. This was the day that Kathy had died, and was ten minutes later strolling down the street. And a naked man had just charge tackled her.

Kathy laughed, arms seizing the man around the shoulders.

"A bit forward, but I'm into it," she said playfully.
Hags be hagglin', gods be god damn crazy, it's all happening ogre at Into The Fire

08-Jun-2020 22:29:47

NotFishing

NotFishing

Posts: 16,946 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Liam Richard

Liam's apartment was just down the block. If he could make it there, he could find some clothes. Then... then what? His family wouldn't recognize him. What would he do? Where would he go?

His introspection was interrupted as he turned a corner and collided with another person. A person who turned out to be a woman. His few worldly possessions flew from his hand, the screen shattering against the pavement. As he landed, he could only stare at her in astonishment, expecting her to scream.

Instead she wrapped her arms around him and made a flirtatious comment. Once again, he found himself unable to move.

Then, after a few moments, he came back to his sense and leapt off of her, scooching back against a wall and shielding himself. "What the fuck is happening!?" he whispered in a hoarse tone.
Beneath the gold, the Bitter Steel.

08-Jun-2020 22:37:59

Bluefirecan
Mar Member 2023

Bluefirecan

Posts: 3,493 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Lyla, still hovering midair, choked upon learning the name of the woman before her. There was a lapse in her fluttering wings, and she nearly started to fall. "T-Titty?" she stuttered, quickly glancing down at the woman's chest. She quickly forced her eyes back up to meet the other's.

"Um... Sure." The pixie nodded. "....Weird question, but do you have any idea what I can use to cover myself? A napkin? Doll clothes? I don't exactly think I'll find anything in my size..."
I just play FFXIV at this point. DC: Crystal

08-Jun-2020 22:42:12

George Rozas

George Rozas

Posts: 35,406 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
((Fys accepted.))

" Who the fuck is named Tit- holy titty! " Came a voice of confusion that swiftly led into surprise as Ivy rounded the corner of the alleyway, immediately spotting a very naked woman stood there a few feet away. She blinked, only noticing the second... Figure? In the alley after a moment, and only due to the fluttering sound that drew her attention. Only this one was smaller than her head and, y'know, flying. And also naked.

There was a brief awkward moment where she looked between them, dropped her eyes down slightly, then back up to faces.

" ...I'd say this is just another night in New York, but the streakers aren't normally that small. "
I am Inferi.

08-Jun-2020 23:01:49

Taleisin
Apr Member 2016

Taleisin

Posts: 14,672 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
"Well, yeah. It's short for Titania, but no-one really calls me tha-" Titty is interrupted by the sudden outburst of 'Holy titty!' and quickly looks around in a panic. She spots the newcomer, her cheeks turning bright scarlet. Swiftly, she tries to fold her arms over her form - not that it does her any good. "I-We're not streakers!" She retorts defensively.
Everyone has the potential to be an asshat in a flower crown.

08-Jun-2020 23:12:27

D F Angel

D F Angel

Posts: 19,587 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
"Hey!" Kathy objected as the man sprang away shouting obscenities. "Let's not act like I'm the one who is flooring people whilst naked!" She picked herself up - after falling from the height she had just an hour ago, a brief knock off of the feet wasn't much to shake the girl. She stood over the stranger, who was trying to shrink against the wall - a difficult task for someone who was six and a half feet tall and built like a truck.

"So..." she said, her opalescent eyes locking with the green flames of his. "Cold night, isn't it?" She said with a smile and a deliberate glance downwards. "Do you often meet girls this way?"
Hags be hagglin', gods be god damn crazy, it's all happening ogre at Into The Fire

08-Jun-2020 23:23:10

Quick find code: 49-50-239-65640226 Back to Top