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Chapter 40
*John reappears in Lumbridge*
Prison Pete: I hope I never see you ever again! That was the worst ten hours of my life!
John: Now, what was it I had to do again?
Story Reader: Hurry up and save Elite Noob!
John: Oh yeah!
*John dashes for the dungeon*
Elite Noob: John! You’re back! We’re saved Armadyl!
Armadyl: Shucks! I guess I have to fork over the money I bet then…
John: Where are the keys?
Elite Noob: In the milk bottles! Hurry, Zaros must be doing something horrible to the inhabitants of the castle!
*Meanwhile…*
Zaros: …And that’s how my pet bunny Mr. Twinkletoes got hit by a flying Laundromat and I decided to dedicate my life towards evil.
Hans: Gee, that’s a sad story.
Zaros: Yeah…Anyway, where was I again?
Duke of Lumbridge: You were about to make me sign away Lumbridge to you.
Zaros: Ah yes… Sorry about this whole thing, but life has its ups and downs, you know what I mean?
*Hans is slowly heading towards the exit*
Hans: Yes I most certainly do.
Armadyl: Hold it right there!
Zaros: Gasp!
Hans: Gasp!
Duke of Lumbridge: Gasp!
Zaros: How did you escape? No matter! I will seal you away, just like I did before!
Armadyl: No you won’t! Because I found Mr. Twinkletoes!
Zaros: Really?! This is the best day of my life!
*Armadyl sets Mr. Twinkletoes down on the floor*
Soon-to-be-Ex Cook of Lumbridge: Oh goody! I shall-a make some delicious rabbit-a stew!
*Soon-to-be-Ex Cook of Lumbridge cooks Mr. Twinkletoes*
Zaros:
Armadyl:
John: Mmm-mmm! Rabbit stew!
*John eats Mr. Twinkletoes*
Zaros:
Armadyl:
Elite Noob: What’s wrong with you people? Haven’t you ever tried rabbit stew before?
*Thirty seconds later, the Ex Cook of Lumbridge is reduced to a pile of ashes and smoke*
Zaros: Well, since I got my revenge, and made some new friends, I have decided to take over a different kingdom. See you all later!
Continued on next page
*John reappears in Lumbridge*
Prison Pete: I hope I never see you ever again! That was the worst ten hours of my life!
John: Now, what was it I had to do again?
Story Reader: Hurry up and save Elite Noob!
John: Oh yeah!
*John dashes for the dungeon*
Elite Noob: John! You’re back! We’re saved Armadyl!
Armadyl: Shucks! I guess I have to fork over the money I bet then…
John: Where are the keys?
Elite Noob: In the milk bottles! Hurry, Zaros must be doing something horrible to the inhabitants of the castle!
*Meanwhile…*
Zaros: …And that’s how my pet bunny Mr. Twinkletoes got hit by a flying Laundromat and I decided to dedicate my life towards evil.
Hans: Gee, that’s a sad story.
Zaros: Yeah…Anyway, where was I again?
Duke of Lumbridge: You were about to make me sign away Lumbridge to you.
Zaros: Ah yes… Sorry about this whole thing, but life has its ups and downs, you know what I mean?
*Hans is slowly heading towards the exit*
Hans: Yes I most certainly do.
Armadyl: Hold it right there!
Zaros: Gasp!
Hans: Gasp!
Duke of Lumbridge: Gasp!
Zaros: How did you escape? No matter! I will seal you away, just like I did before!
Armadyl: No you won’t! Because I found Mr. Twinkletoes!
Zaros: Really?! This is the best day of my life!
*Armadyl sets Mr. Twinkletoes down on the floor*
Soon-to-be-Ex Cook of Lumbridge: Oh goody! I shall-a make some delicious rabbit-a stew!
*Soon-to-be-Ex Cook of Lumbridge cooks Mr. Twinkletoes*
Zaros:
Armadyl:
John: Mmm-mmm! Rabbit stew!
*John eats Mr. Twinkletoes*
Zaros:
Armadyl:
Elite Noob: What’s wrong with you people? Haven’t you ever tried rabbit stew before?
*Thirty seconds later, the Ex Cook of Lumbridge is reduced to a pile of ashes and smoke*
Zaros: Well, since I got my revenge, and made some new friends, I have decided to take over a different kingdom. See you all later!
Continued on next page
26-Jan-2007 04:15:47 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2007 17:32:12 by [#C3FW206YM]
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