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Chapter 25
Elite Noob: Well that was fun... Now to find the Jagex Mod to find out what my surprise is!
Jagex Mod: Oh there you are Elite Noob! Are you ready for your surprise?
John: Yes!
Elite Noob: He was asking me John...
Jagex Mod: Oh don't worry; it's for both of you. Your surprise is... School!
Elite Noob: What's cool?
Jagex Mod: I said school! Its where you go to learn. There will be a special class to de-noobilize you. So don't miss it!
John: Miss my dance party? I would never do that!
Jagex Mod: Now, be gone!
*Jagex Mod casts School Teleother*
Elite Noob: :) This is such a nice gift.
Demon Teacher: (Yum! Some more nooblets! I knew that Evil Jagex Mod would send me some more food) Welcome to class dearies.
Elite Noob: Hey! Why are there skeletons in the other seats?
Demon Teacher: It's for today's lesson: how to prepare tasty meat. who would like to be the first volunteer?
John: Hee hee pick me pretty teacher!
*The demon teacher reaches over to rip John's lung out, when a familar voice is heard*
Sandwich Lady: Demon Teacher, you seem hungry. Have a lobster.
Demon Teacher: Ahem, I was just about to eat my meal-
Sandwich Lady: That was not what you were supposed to take! Feel the wrath of my baguette!
Demon Teacher: Wow, a loaf of bread. I am so scared-
*Sandwich Lady swings with her baguette, killing the teacher with one blow*
Elite Noob: Let's get out of here! The skeletons are starting to sing! And play the banjo!
Skeletons: Oh we love to sing! Singing is our thing! Play oh play oh plaaaaaaaaay! On a banjo today!
Elite Noob and John: No!
CAN ELITE NOOB AND JOHN ESCAPE THE SINGING-BANJO-PLAYING-SKELETONS? FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 26!
End Chapter 25

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Chapter 26
Evil Jagex Mod: Yes! My super evil potion is ready! Now all I have to do is distract those singing-banjo-playing-skeletons. Hellhound! Appear to me now!
Hellhound: Bark?
Evil Jagex Mod: Go eat those skeletons so I can give my potion to my greatest warrior!
*Hellhound gets teleothered to school*
Skeletons: Oh no it's a dog!
*The skeletons run off into the horizon*
Elite Noob: Hey! It's the nice Jagex Mod!
Evil Jagex Mod: Hello manipulated pawn-I mean! Great warrior!
John: Hey what gifts will you bring us this time?
Evil Jagex Mod: Are you quiet yet? Good! Now great warrior, I have brought with me a potion, a potion that will grant you the ability to ice barrage outside of the wilderness-I mean a voice enhancer! When you hear the special "Ding-a-ling-a-ling!" then you know its working!
Elite Noob: Wow! A voice enhancer! Thank you so much!
*Elite Noob and John drink the potion*
John: I feel the power of speech taking over me!
Elite Noob: Thank you so much Evil Jagex Mod!
Evil Jagex Mod: You're welcome! Remember, use it constantly and destroy Falador!
*Evil Jagex Mod uses Falador Teleother*
Elite Noob: Let's go try out our new voice enhancers!
Pizza Seller: Selling pineapple pizzas.
John: Hello *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* I would like to *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* order a *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* pizza! *Ding-a-ling-a-ling*
Pizza Seller: Argh! They're ice barraging me! Help!
*Pizza Seller dies*
Elite Noob: Sweet! He dropped a pumpkin! Let's make pumpkin pie!

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(continued)
Level 36: D00d. y00 guys h4ck3d 1n70 R00n3sc4p3!!!!Shift! One!
John: Hello! *Ding-a-ling-a-ling*
*Level 36 dies*
*John and Elite Noob cause terror throughout the land, murdering people, and making pumpkin pies, scrambled Easter egg omelets, and cheese with crackers; Christmas crackers to be exact*
Mod Andrew: Stop it you hackers!
Elite Noob: *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* Were just using voice *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* enhancers.
*Mod Andrew dies*
Evil Jagex Mod: Yes! My warrior is ruining Runescape!
John: What *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* did *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* you *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* say?
*Evil Jagex Mod dies*
CAN ANYTHING STOP JOHN AND ELITE NOOB? FIND OUT IN *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* CHAPTER 27!
End chapter 26

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Chapter 27
Elite Noob: ... Why is *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* everyone disappearing?
John: I don't *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* know. Maybe Lance *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* Tiger needs to write better.
Elite Noob: Let's *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* write a long and pointless *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* letter to him.
*Meanwhile in Jagex HQ*
Mod Andrew: Curse those hackers! How could they have gotten past our firewall?
Jagex Mod: Um sir. Some unknown evil force has extinguished the firewall. He called himself "Puddin" but we suspect foul play.
Mod Andrew: You mean like in the Raiders' game! They got penalties for fouling!
Jagex Mod:
Mod Andrew: I know! Since they keep ice-barraging people, we should abolish the use of ancient magics for a day.
Jagex Mod: But other players will complain and make a big fuss. How about we kidnap their familes and replace the wilderness with a pointless minigame?
Mod Andrew: Excellent idea! We will just ship them off to Karamja volcano! They will melt the ice with their heat vision!
Jagex Mod: The monsters there do not have heat vision
Mod Andrew: Dang you, youre fired!
Jagex Mod: We could just implement it into our next weekly update
Mod Andrew: Wow! You sound just like a Jagex Mod! You are hired! I dub you Rookie Cookie
Jagex Mod: Why cookie?
Mod Andrew: I like cookies!
*Can Elite Noob and John escape from the (?)heat vision(?) of the Tz-harr? Find out in chapter 28!*
END CHAPTER 27

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Chapter 28
Mod Andrew: Say goodbye to Runescape you hackers! Rookie Cookie! Activate Volcano Teleother!
Rookie Cookie Jagex Mod: Sorry sir, but there is no such teleother spell
Mod Andrew: Then include it with the heat vision! Sheesh! I can't imagine anyone who would call you "Rookie Cookie"
Rookie Cookie Jagex Mod: Okay sir! The hackers have been teleothered.
Mod Andrew: Good. Now get to work on making the heat vision and new teleother. Wait a second! Lets make it a secret update! *giggle*
*Push*
Rookie Cookie Jagex Mod: It has been done sir.
Mod Andrew: Yay! Time to raise the runescape taxes!
Rookie Cookie Jagex Mod: There aren't any taxes
Mod Andrew: Then make some you swine!
*Meanwhile, at the Karamja Volcano*
Elite Noob: Boy is it hot in here!
John: Hey look! There are the Knights of Ni!
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni!
Obby cape pure: D00d 4uth0r, j00 4r3 s734ling M0nty Py7h0ns st00f!
Lance Tiger: Shut up obby noob! I can do what I want!
Monty: Ahem!
*Smack! Whoosh!*
Monty: Lance Tiger, I hereby tie you up and takeover your story for stealing my copyrighted st00f
Elite Noob and John: Yay! We love you Monty! Hurray!
Monty: Muhhahahahahahha! The first thing to go is the stupid title! I, Monty Python, hereby change the name of this pathetic story to "Monty Python and the Pathetic Story"!
John: Woot! We love your movies!
K of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni!
Tz-harr: Do we have to get heat vision? It is already very hot down here.
Monty: Yes! You will still get heat vision!
Elite Noob: Woot! Life is good in "Monty Python and the Pathetic Story"!
Monty: Muhahahahaha! Infinite power!
Obby cape pure: D00d, i7's ju5t 4 5t0ry

*Can Elite Noob, John, and Lance Tiger be saved? Find out in chapter 29!*
End Chapter 28
(Chapter 29 is on page 43)

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