Chapter 17
Elite Noob: Lumbridge again!
John: I'm starting to hate this place...
Elite Noob: Hey look, it's a cook!
*They go to Lumbridge cook*
Elite Noob: Bake me some cookies you servant of the non coffee believer!
Cook: Huh?
John: Hey can we have a quest? I haven't done one of those before.
Cook: Good, because here's an easy one, find some eggs, flour, and water so I can bake a cake.
Elite Noob: Consider it done! I didn't know the Duke was nearsighted! He must be crazy to have an elderly baboon cook his meals.
Cook: ...
John: Okay Elite, lets go!
*Elite Noob and John head to Varrock to collect supplies, stopping occasionally to build suspense*
Elite Noob: Okay he said get ten gallons of vinegar and soy sauce, and five tons of sour balls and baking soda!
John: Where do we get those things?
Elite Noob: Hey look! It's Bill! He'll help us!
Bill: Not you guys again! Why are you here?
Elite Noob: We're health inspectors!
BIll: *gasp* Am I sick?
Elite Noob: Yes you are! You need... you need... John, what do we need again?
John: Ten gallons of vinegar and soy sauce, and five tons of sour balls and baking soda.
Bill: I knew that cook would track me down! Here, take it!
John: Why thank you, here's a clove of garlic.
Bill: Argh! The pain!
Elite Noob: Well now we mix it up and hope that the universe doesn't implode.
*Our friends mix up a deadly potion and Iban comes for it's power of world domination*
Iban: Aha! Finally, some stupid idiots have made the death potion for me! Now even Zammorak will fall!
Elite Noob: Hmm... do you want a bite John?
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