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7 August, 2016

I wanted to look with the telescope at Observatory, but it was broken! Therefore, I promised to help the professor to fix it. I am such a pro and I read his mind, so I already had exactly 3 planks, bronze bar, molten glass that was needed to fix it!

But, the sad goblins had scammed the lens mould! I had to navigate a long way in a dungeon full of wannabe goblins who first attack me and then retreat on low health!

Anyway, I managed to get it back. I made a lens for the telescope and then I went to observatory with the professor! Look what I saw with the telescope!



It's Virgo the Virtuous! A sight that has made many 1 def pures mad! Cheers, Virgo!

After helping the professor I started Alfred Grimhand Bar Crawl! I never drink alcohol so I just scammed the barbarians for access! He said he can't read but I looked drunk enough (I was faking). Ftw!

The goblins are sadder than I thought! Not only did they scam the lens mould, they also killed a dwarf kid Lollk's father! I helped dwarf commander because I thought he'd give me a free cannon! Guess what? He didn't! Sad!

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8 August, 2016

Hark! I have top cool news! Today I was a true hero!

Initially, I had to help a mother whose kid was searching for a treasure around Baxtorian falls. She was worried that he would hurt himself and asked me to get him come back.

The kid didn't want to come, so I decided to scam the treasure for myself!

I went to the Baxtorian Tourist House and found a book. It was a very touching love story about elves Baxtorian and Glarial - very sad! I did learn about the treasure though. I had to play it smart! Instead of blatantly scamming the treasure, I first decided to go gravedigging Glarial's Tomb, so that they know I am respectful!

To do this, I needed Glarial's pebble from Tree Gnome Village. I needed to navigate through the maze! While I was there, I talked to King Bolren and promised to help the Gnomes with their battle agains Khazard troops. However, he just said "Good, my assistant will help you out", and I was kicked out of the maze! Before I got the pebble! Elkoy didn't help me to get back, so I decided to help the gnomes to bum a free shortcut through the maze!

I destroyed Khazard troops base with a ballista! Then I retrieved the gnomes their protection orbs and got a free shortcut from Elkoy - cheers!

I expected a reward, but the King said the troops suddenly attacked "at night" and scammed 2 more protection orbs! What the hell? Everything was ok just 15 minutes ago, and it happened in the middle of the day! What a liar!

He wanted me to kill Khazard General! He's level 100!

I continued to look for Baxtorian's treasure instead! From Glarial's tomb I scammed 5 amulets, drop trick ftw!

It was difficult to find the hidden dungeon because I kept falling in to the waterfall, but in the end I managed to get there! Here is a picture of me, treasure in sight!



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Now this was when it got tricky! The dungeon was full of skeleton mages, shadow spiders, and bigger skeletons. Even fire giants! In RS Classic some of the monsters block your way, and you can not escape until 3 rounds of combat!

I was very close to dying multiple times, but I managed to get to the treasure! Before scamming it, I showed some respect to the Glarial's statue, so I earned the treasure in a legit way! Here is a picture!



Then I was feeling very lucky and went to kill the 100 level General! He was not aggressive so I could just attack him, retreat, eat, repeat! With 19 cakes, I managed to beat him although I was level 32!

Then I was the hero of the gnomes and now I can scam a free teleport from Spirit Trees! Cheers!

Picture of me having just completed "the treequest".



Here are my current stats! Long post today, cheers for reading!

10-Jun-2016 11:43:53 - Last edited on 08-Aug-2016 16:56:48 by 4A6F6B6B75

9 August, 2016

A day of bumming!

Let's return to yesterday's events for a second: when I helped the gnomes, King Bolren gave me an amulet as a part of the reward. I wanted more! Look at this cheerful picture!



Then was a time for a massive bumming! I decided to make money for full addy, and what's better than scamming? I also needed to train thieving, so I bummed a whopping 13 771 gp from the warrior woman north of Ardy! After that a few thousand more from guards! I am now 41 thieving!

Then I had money for addy platebody, platelegs, and large helm! I have now full addy with the 2h! Woot!

This means I am much stronger and able to do more demanding quests! I went to sabotage Black Knights, but on my way there I met the famous Kebab Seller at Varrock Square! He has expanded his business to RS Classic, too! I cheerfully bought a kebab from him. I will save it! Cheers!

Anyway, then to sabotage black knights! Their invisibility potion got pwned! Look!



After that I went to Gypsy who said I was going to kill Delrith. So I did - for the free silverlight, of course. Cheers!

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11 August, 2016

I went to Shantay Pass and saw Irena crying at the other side. I went through the gate to the dangerous desert! For this quest, I put the following playlist of old Runescape songs to Windows Media Player: Desert Voyage, Egypt, Lonesome, and The Desert.

Irena said her daughter Ana had not returned yet although she should have! I went to search for her in the desert!

Soon I found a very suspicious mining camp! The mercenary captain was a wannabe medalist, so I challenged him and killed him!

Inside were slaves and I thought Ana was there too. To get deeper to the mine, I had to bribe a mercenary with a pineapple from Bebadin camp. I learned to make darts there!



In the deep I picked a barrel and rescued Ana by putting her in the barrel and lifting her up to the surface. Sounds easy? It was much more difficult, there were wannabe guards who always said "Looking for some trouble?" and attacked. What the hell? Who's looking for trouble there!

I smuggled her out in the mining carts after bribing the cart owner with 100 gp. Ana was complaining in the barrel, put in the end I think she really liked it!



I really enjoyed this! I wonder if Ana is related to Anja? Only 1 letter difference! Cheers!

What a cool quest complete message!!



After that I did a quick favour to the kid in Taverley. He was playing football when he kicked the ball over the fence to another person's garden. I remember doing the same when I was younger, what a great kid!

But guess what? That person was a sad witch who locked the ball in a shed! I went to scam it back! Had to kill her pet, though! It was horrible so I didn't feel bad, but food was no option in that fight. I was 3-iteming just in case I die, but managed to kill him with 9 hitpoints left. I got the ball back! Kids ftw!

I still need help for Merlin's Crystal and Shield of Arrav, please help! Cheers!

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12 August, 2016

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



Guess what happened!!!!!!!!!

I completed Shield of Arrav.

What's so funny then?

Vreez traded me the Black Arm gang's part of the shield. The funny thing was when he said he had over 200 of both halves!!!!! Hahahaha! Problem, Andrew Gower?

I just joined Phoenix gang, took my own half from the base, took another from Vreez and then went to claim the reward! Way to cheat a quest!!!

Vreez initially came to help distract Arhein so I could board his ship. I needed to visit the Keep le Faye to find out how to save Merlin from the crystal.

I needed to kill this Sir Mordred, but there was a slight bug in RS Classic...



It was enough to kill just one 8)

Actually, I saved his life so that his mother would help me break the curse. A beggar wanted bread in Port Sarim. I gave him so I get the Excalibur sword!

After that the quest was easy!

I also trained some ranged, but now I am not sure what to do. I probably won't be able to complete any more quests before I train my stats first. Here are my current levels!



I am not done yet!



We had an argument with Azire about the pros and cons of botting, and he said legit players can enjoy the benefits of botting, too because they can get free stuff. I didn't see how this makes sense and refuted his argument by asking for free stuff then! He refuted my argument back! I also got a lot of training tips and made a new friend, I think! Cheers!

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14 August, 2016

I was supposed to afk train combat, but sadly I couldn't find a bot-free world

I trained more prayer because there were so many free bones of the bot victims.

I gained 2 hits, 2 strength, 1 attack, and 3 prayer levels. This will probably be my last note for quite a while. I will be back though!

Cheers!

10-Jun-2016 11:51:03 - Last edited on 15-Aug-2016 17:41:08 by 4A6F6B6B75

3 August, 2018

I'm sorry to say this, but the Cool Story has come to an end. RS Classic will be closed permanently on 6th August. There was one thing I wanted to do before it's too late.

The Black Knights are sad because they will enslave a sweeper and hold her hostage in the future. I decided to go back in time and kill their leader as a revenge!!! In RS Classic he was still attackable!

Here is a Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeGWU8KiRbM

It's 7 minutes long because in RS Classic everything is... slow, so here are 1 gif and 1 pic as a summary for those who think it's too long to watch. If you skip the video, you will miss something, though!





Now it's done, and I can RIP in a sleeping bag at Anja's house, waiting for her to come and wake me up in the future



The end!

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