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10 June, 2016

Trained melee stats to 20 but after 2 more deaths I think I will have to kill that Jogre. On first try I managed to make the rogues purse appear, but when I was picking it up the Jogre attacked which interrupted me picking it up Then I got away only to notice the herb's not in my inv On another try I got it but got killed on my way out. Now I can't seem to make it even appear anymore.

I managed to break a bot who was killing chickens. I opened the gate and one chicken managed to escape. The bot went for it, but then I closed the gate. Soon the chickens spawned inside and the bot was stuck outside the gate!

I also scammed over a hundred cakes from the baker in Ardougne! That earned me 21 thieving, which was useful during Tribal Totem quest! I swapped some labels at the post service and they delivered the teleport block to Handelmort's mansion. Then the wizard teleported me there and I was able to scam the tribal totem back easily.

Also, finally completed Jungle Potion! I had to talk to Trufitus before I was able to make the herb appear again whenever the previous herb was lost. Next up Plague City!

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12 June, 2016

Today I went to Gnome Stronghold to train agility. At the gate I met a gnome called Femi who asked to help lifting heavy boxes. I decided to help, only to find out that the guards attacked me after I entered the village

Anyway, I managed to escape them and went to train agility. There were some gnome trainers who were not very helpful!

move it, move it, move it
that's it, straight up, no messing around
my granny can move faster than you

I trained from level 1 to 20, and it didn't took long. I brought a sleeping bag with me so I could rest when needed.

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13 June, 2016

Today I started with training some woodcutting in gnome village. I saw a cool flax spot right under the ladder to the bank, and scammed some 100 flax! There in the bank the gnome bankers called a female character "sir", HAH!

Then died for a free ticket to Lumbridge, scammed 200 gp from the men in the castle yard, and bought a steel axe from Bob. I also asked for a quest, but he said "get yer own!"

I trained woodcutting and firemaking in Lumbridge, then went to kill men in Edgeville for some herbs. I managed to get 5 guams, which was enough for 10 herblore. That's good for the Digsite quest, so I started it today!

Took the exam but failed I asked students to help me, and after I found their rock samples I got some answers. Hopefully I will finish the quest tomorrow! Cheers!

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2 August, 2016

I have returned after a small break! When I first logged in, I didn't immediately recognise where I was. Then I realised I'm in Varrock!

I decided to spend some gp and bought runes from Aubury! I trolled the cows in Lumbridge and cast some spells on them behind the fence. This got me level 17 magic (from lvl 9).

After that I scammed a thousand feathers from chickens and this got me 30 attack (from lvl 24). Got 18 prayer too. Now there are a lot of bones hidden, buried on the ground near those chickens!

After that I went to train mining and smithing. Mithril pickaxe ftw! It allows you multiple tries with one click! Got 32 mining and 16 smithing.

Then I went to help Sir Vyvin's squire! He was such a big noob and dropped his sword, so I'll have to make a new one!

The fat dwarf who likes redberry pie (and doesn't admit being dwarf) promised to help, but of course I had to serve him the pie first.

Gathering all the ingredients, making that pie, and of course it's burned, so you have to gather them all again. Has this ever happened to you?

Not to me, because I took spare ingredients in case I burn it! Good try though, Jagex!

Now I need someone to help distract Sir Vyvin while I scam his picture of the sword. Anyone who has membership can help, no reqs! Please pm me or post here if you could help!

Cheers!

Current stats, 2 August, 2016:

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3 August, 2016

In the morning Vreez helped me to scam Sir Vyvin's picture of the blurite sword. It was funny when he came and say hello, which I replied to, only to find out he was talking to Sir Vyvin! When they had a little chat, I was able to steal the picture! Cheers for the help, Vreez!

After that I had to mine blurite for the hilt, and that had to be done in the dungeon guarded by ice giants! Put old RuneScape song "Starlight" playing (in Windows Media Player, since RS Classic doesn't have music) when I entered the dungeon. I managed to get at the rock before the ice giants attacked, here is a picture of me and the giants when I have already mined the ore!



But, since I am such a hoarder, I was of course trying to scam an extra ore for an extra sword which I could keep myself! That's when the giants attacked! I had leave with only 1 ore, but at least I managed to escape.

The dwarf created a replica of the sword, which I brought to squire. That gave me 9 smithing levels! Logic?

Also squire said that Sir Vyvin didn't even notice the sword was changed! Not sure which one of these two is smarter!

After that I mined iron and trained smithing to make some cash. Selling iron chain bodies to Wayne in Falador ftw!

Then I had enough gp for addy 2h sword! It is cool! Scammed some cowhides for 10 crafting! This means I am now able to spin bowstring! Spins for the win! Cheers!

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4 August, 2016

First I went to kill men in Edge for herbs! Addy 2h is working superbly! After scamming a full inventory of herbs and other stuff, I decided it's time to train some thieving.

I decided to do a favour for the Ardy baker and not to scam his cakes this time, so I headed to Varrock palace to pickpocket Warriors. Yes, those female warriors! Woman rights and equality ftw, so after killing men in Edge, it's equal to next scam from women!

I decided to take the northern route to Varrock palace. Then I got caught by this huge bait that I could not resist!



Look at that free stuff! Of course I had to go for it!

But the Varrock sewers were guarded by aggressive monsters... scorpions, zombies, and ghosts... It was quite a lot of effort for 7 coins, but nothing can come between me and free stuff! Here I am, scamming 7 gp in the bear's face!



Some more effort to get away, and to Varrock palace I went. Those warrior women hit me quite hard, but in the end I managed to steal a whopping 3672 gp from them! Cheers!

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5 August, 2016

I was not sure what to do at first. I decided to scam fish some shrimps at Draynor. On my way from Varrock to Draynor I cut down at least 20 trees! Problem, environmentalists?

I trained my fishing and cooking in Draynor, which meant I was now able to take part in a Fishing contest at Hemester. The mad dwarf wanted the trophy before I can use his shortcut to safely pass White Wolf Mountain. Earlier I just used ship from Brimhaven to Ardy, but today I navigated through White Wolf Mountain for the first time. Those wolves were pretty mad, but luckily I am no longer noob!

Fishing contest was super fun! I farted in my competitors face so that he had change fishing spot! Then I scammed his previous spot because it was the best spot to fish! I also used worms scammed from Mr Grubor's woods! Hah!

After I brought the trophy to the dwarf, he suddenly became my "friend" and let me use their shortcut.

Next I headed to Ardougne to see how Elena is doing. She said the sad mourners stole her plague stuff she was investigating when she was kidnapped. I helped her to get them back. The funniest part was definitely to poison the mourners' soup and then act like a fake doctor! Here is a cool picture that says more than a thousand words!



Hah! Then I got Elena's stuff back, and she wanted me to take them to Guidor in Varrock. The problem is that Varrock was guarded around his house and those stuff had to be smuggled in!

The professor in Rimmington gave me touch paper and some advice. Of his assistants, one is a gambler, one is a painter, and one is a drunk! I gave the gambler worthless, painter colourless, and drunk poisonous stuff to smuggle! Otherwise they would have scammed them!

Guidor in Varrock confirmed that there is no plague! The whole thing was a hoax! King Lathas is a sad liar! But, he said he had legit reasons! To be continued...

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