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02-Aug-2016 15:57:18
3 August, 2016
In the morning Vreez helped me to scam Sir Vyvin's picture of the blurite sword. It was funny when he came and say hello, which I replied to, only to find out he was talking to Sir Vyvin! When they had a little chat, I was able to steal the picture! Cheers for the help, Vreez!
After that I had to mine blurite for the hilt, and that had to be done in the dungeon guarded by ice giants! Put old RuneScape song "Starlight" playing (in Windows Media Player, since RS Classic doesn't have music) when I entered the dungeon. I managed to get at the rock before the ice giants attacked, here is a picture of me and the giants when I have already mined the ore!
But, since I am such a hoarder, I was of course trying to scam an extra ore for an extra sword which I could keep myself! That's when the giants attacked! I had leave with only 1 ore, but at least I managed to escape.
The dwarf created a replica of the sword, which I brought to squire. That gave me 9 smithing levels! Logic?
Also squire said that Sir Vyvin didn't even notice the sword was changed! Not sure which one of these two is smarter!
After that I mined iron and trained smithing to make some cash. Selling iron chain bodies to Wayne in Falador ftw!
Then I had enough gp for addy 2h sword! It is cool! Scammed some cowhides for 10 crafting! This means I am now able to spin bowstring! Spins for the win! Cheers!
In the morning Vreez helped me to scam Sir Vyvin's picture of the blurite sword. It was funny when he came and say hello, which I replied to, only to find out he was talking to Sir Vyvin! When they had a little chat, I was able to steal the picture! Cheers for the help, Vreez!
After that I had to mine blurite for the hilt, and that had to be done in the dungeon guarded by ice giants! Put old RuneScape song "Starlight" playing (in Windows Media Player, since RS Classic doesn't have music) when I entered the dungeon. I managed to get at the rock before the ice giants attacked, here is a picture of me and the giants when I have already mined the ore!
But, since I am such a hoarder, I was of course trying to scam an extra ore for an extra sword which I could keep myself! That's when the giants attacked! I had leave with only 1 ore, but at least I managed to escape.
The dwarf created a replica of the sword, which I brought to squire. That gave me 9 smithing levels! Logic?
Also squire said that Sir Vyvin didn't even notice the sword was changed! Not sure which one of these two is smarter!
After that I mined iron and trained smithing to make some cash. Selling iron chain bodies to Wayne in Falador ftw!
Then I had enough gp for addy 2h sword! It is cool! Scammed some cowhides for 10 crafting! This means I am now able to spin bowstring! Spins for the win! Cheers!
03-Aug-2016 14:36:26
Nice story
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04-Aug-2016 13:17:57
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Nice story
Cheers! If you sell kebabs in RS Classic, too, I'd cheerfully buy one!
4 August, 2016
First I went to kill men in Edge for herbs! Addy 2h is working superbly! After scamming a full inventory of herbs and other stuff, I decided it's time to train some thieving.
I decided to do a favour for the Ardy baker and not to scam his cakes this time, so I headed to Varrock palace to pickpocket Warriors. Yes, those female warriors! Woman rights and equality ftw, so after killing men in Edge, it's equal to next scam from women!
I decided to take the northern route to Varrock palace. Then I got caught by this huge bait that I could not resist!
Look at that free stuff! Of course I had to go for it!
But the Varrock sewers were guarded by aggressive monsters... scorpions, zombies, and ghosts... It was quite a lot of effort for 7 coins, but nothing can come between me and free stuff! Here I am, scamming 7 gp in the bear's face!
Some more effort to get away, and to Varrock palace I went. Those warrior women hit me quite hard, but in the end I managed to steal a whopping 3672 gp from them! Cheers!
Nice story
Cheers! If you sell kebabs in RS Classic, too, I'd cheerfully buy one!
4 August, 2016
First I went to kill men in Edge for herbs! Addy 2h is working superbly! After scamming a full inventory of herbs and other stuff, I decided it's time to train some thieving.
I decided to do a favour for the Ardy baker and not to scam his cakes this time, so I headed to Varrock palace to pickpocket Warriors. Yes, those female warriors! Woman rights and equality ftw, so after killing men in Edge, it's equal to next scam from women!
I decided to take the northern route to Varrock palace. Then I got caught by this huge bait that I could not resist!
Look at that free stuff! Of course I had to go for it!
But the Varrock sewers were guarded by aggressive monsters... scorpions, zombies, and ghosts... It was quite a lot of effort for 7 coins, but nothing can come between me and free stuff! Here I am, scamming 7 gp in the bear's face!
Some more effort to get away, and to Varrock palace I went. Those warrior women hit me quite hard, but in the end I managed to steal a whopping 3672 gp from them! Cheers!
04-Aug-2016 14:33:50
5 August, 2016
I was not sure what to do at first. I decided to
scam
fish some shrimps at Draynor. On my way from Varrock to Draynor I cut down at least 20 trees! Problem, environmentalists?
I trained my fishing and cooking in Draynor, which meant I was now able to take part in a Fishing contest at Hemester. The mad dwarf wanted the trophy before I can use his shortcut to safely pass White Wolf Mountain. Earlier I just used ship from Brimhaven to Ardy, but today I navigated through White Wolf Mountain for the first time. Those wolves were pretty mad, but luckily I am no longer noob!
Fishing contest was super fun! I farted in my competitors face so that he had change fishing spot! Then I scammed his previous spot because it was the best spot to fish! I also used worms scammed from Mr Grubor's woods! Hah!
After I brought the trophy to the dwarf, he suddenly became my "friend" and let me use their shortcut.
Next I headed to Ardougne to see how Elena is doing. She said the sad mourners stole her plague stuff she was investigating when she was kidnapped. I helped her to get them back. The funniest part was definitely to poison the mourners' soup and then act like a fake doctor! Here is a cool picture that says more than a thousand words!
Hah! Then I got Elena's stuff back, and she wanted me to take them to Guidor in Varrock. The problem is that Varrock was guarded around his house and those stuff had to be smuggled in!
The professor in Rimmington gave me touch paper and some advice. Of his assistants, one is a gambler, one is a painter, and one is a drunk! I gave the gambler worthless, painter colourless, and drunk poisonous stuff to smuggle! Otherwise they would have scammed them!
Guidor in Varrock confirmed that there is no plague! The whole thing was a hoax! King Lathas is a sad liar! But, he said he had legit reasons! To be continued...
I was not sure what to do at first. I decided to
I trained my fishing and cooking in Draynor, which meant I was now able to take part in a Fishing contest at Hemester. The mad dwarf wanted the trophy before I can use his shortcut to safely pass White Wolf Mountain. Earlier I just used ship from Brimhaven to Ardy, but today I navigated through White Wolf Mountain for the first time. Those wolves were pretty mad, but luckily I am no longer noob!
Fishing contest was super fun! I farted in my competitors face so that he had change fishing spot! Then I scammed his previous spot because it was the best spot to fish! I also used worms scammed from Mr Grubor's woods! Hah!
After I brought the trophy to the dwarf, he suddenly became my "friend" and let me use their shortcut.
Next I headed to Ardougne to see how Elena is doing. She said the sad mourners stole her plague stuff she was investigating when she was kidnapped. I helped her to get them back. The funniest part was definitely to poison the mourners' soup and then act like a fake doctor! Here is a cool picture that says more than a thousand words!
Hah! Then I got Elena's stuff back, and she wanted me to take them to Guidor in Varrock. The problem is that Varrock was guarded around his house and those stuff had to be smuggled in!
The professor in Rimmington gave me touch paper and some advice. Of his assistants, one is a gambler, one is a painter, and one is a drunk! I gave the gambler worthless, painter colourless, and drunk poisonous stuff to smuggle! Otherwise they would have scammed them!
Guidor in Varrock confirmed that there is no plague! The whole thing was a hoax! King Lathas is a sad liar! But, he said he had legit reasons! To be continued...
05-Aug-2016 15:00:36
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