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Sep

2023

Gweedos

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As you walk through the grave yard you hear a scratch on the crypt door!The crypts familiar?Plaques reads "Your name" You peer inside the crypts dark window,To see yourself scratching the crypts door.

24-Oct-2016 18:03:40

SwedishPagns

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24-Oct-2016 18:11:09 - Last edited on 24-Oct-2016 18:17:47 by SwedishPagns

Dec

2009

James Rhodes

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You log in one day to find that your bank had been wiped and your account had been rolled back due to cheating.

You suddenly wake up and realise this was a nightmare, until you log in.... Twitter: @JamesRhodesRS

24-Oct-2016 18:31:45

Apr

2010

Pandora x

Posts: 3,446 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

I always had dogs as a child. There's a lot you take for granted when you have dogs; the feeling you're not alone, scratching at your bedroom door.
When you live alone it's a lot more unsettling.

Law Runes!

24-Oct-2016 19:02:59

Apr

2010

Pandora x

Posts: 3,446 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Double post sorry

Law Runes!

24-Oct-2016 19:02:59 - Last edited on 24-Oct-2016 19:03:32 by Pandora x

Dec

2023

H4RR0P

Posts: 34 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

The evening was the same, until my sons Bedtime..

"Daddy, can you check under my bed for monsters?"

"Sure..."
As i peered under the bed i suddenly see my boy staring back....

"Daddy, who is on my bed?" The box said 'Requires Windows XP or better'. So I installed LINUX...

24-Oct-2016 20:08:49

Agro Bond

Posts: 77 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

A cute baby arrives at my door, I decided to bring it in. It wanted to cuddle with me. It was like having my own child. When I turned around, it mutated, crawled to my legs and started eating me!

24-Oct-2016 20:18:57

Nov

2020

KimJongSkill

Posts: 1,059 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

I woke up to the creeping realization that what I for the past two weeks had thought was earwax was in fact

a spider

24-Oct-2016 21:08:37 - Last edited on 24-Oct-2016 21:09:01 by KimJongSkill

Nemeske

Posts: 74 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Yesterday, my wife woke me up in the middle of the night, when she whsipered to me: "There is a burglar in our house!"

Two years ago, a burglar killed her.

24-Oct-2016 21:20:20 - Last edited on 29-Oct-2016 20:22:25 by Nemeske

Apr

2019

Mr Tango

Posts: 68 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Dark days in draynor as oct starts. fields filled with pumpkins and remains after the terror Aggie brought upon the lands. Scyth out ready to battle the witches and propect diango from certain fate

24-Oct-2016 21:32:40

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