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Sep

2022

Dat Adze

Posts: 1,008 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Hello there. No, no. Don't get up. Not like you could anyway. I'm about to hurt you. A lot. And I can't have you squirming around. But once we're done you'll be changed forever. Free. Just like me.

27-Oct-2016 01:41:24

Dec

2021

Toy Story

Posts: 4 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Yawning, I thought to myself, "What good sleep I had." Just then, I heard the dirt covering the top of my coffin. Screaming didn't help. Clawing didn't help. I'm trapped.

I'm stuck.

And I'm still alive.

27-Oct-2016 04:56:27

Jan

2011

Suruel

Posts: 113 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

scratch scratch, stir from slumber.
scratch scratch, careful not to move.
scratch scratch, strain to listen.
scratch scratch, try to look around.
scratch scratch, left the door open.
scratch scratch.

27-Oct-2016 06:48:38

Sep

2013

Emma Kitty

Posts: 87 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

200 characters?? lol
i can do it in 20
Mod marks wax job When Jagex gives yous lemons, don't make lemonade! make Jagex take the lemons back!
Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons what am i supposed to do with these??
~Cave Johnson

27-Oct-2016 15:54:31

Apr

2020

Extra Kwetsa

Posts: 6 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Mary was a scary
giant hairy fairy
with evil eyes
dragon breath
she drained the life
out of Death
wielding a Scythe
killed in one hit
she ate her killings
bit by bit
hear her yell
I'm a fairy from hell

27-Oct-2016 17:22:58

Jun

2014

Broke

Posts: 5,241 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

8 Prickly legs

, Araxxors embrace. Not Araxxor, no,

YOU’re the spider

. Not legs,

8 mistakes

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Guilt

. The mute for ‘

buying gf

’.. You're the bug, the shadow of the ban hammer above you, it swings!
BANNED…

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Insane Final Boss

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Trimmed Completionist

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2000/2000 CMs

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Zuk Helm

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27-Oct-2016 17:49:28 - Last edited on 29-Oct-2016 21:53:39 by Broke

AWACS

Posts: 20 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

The adventurer shook with every step.

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e
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There was no returning to Lumbridge.

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The sinister evil, which gave fear to even Death, spoke the words of horror.

Connection Lost

27-Oct-2016 20:22:33

Feb

2011

BootyEater

Posts: 5 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

There once was an easy clue scroll, it dreamed of growing up into a casket, but one fateful day, it got dropped, forgotten, it turned into a chaos tunnel scan... so spoopy

28-Oct-2016 02:12:58

angela wings

Posts: 1 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

A shadow moves but there's nothing there, I don't want to be here, in this creepy house with shadows, away from my old home, where my friends are. stupid new town, stupid new school, stupid parents. I wish I was never here", I yelled, a quiet whispered replied "so be it"......
now I'm the shadow watching as my mother comforts the monster in my skin The Mysterious Angela Wings

28-Oct-2016 02:23:13

Mr Mtn

Posts: 39 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Young couple drives into the woods for some alone time but they hear a constant drip on their car. "it's not raining, is it?" Couple gets out to find a body hung from the tree they were parked under.

29-Oct-2016 00:49:49

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