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Nov

2023

Titmouse

Posts: 13 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Woke up to go the comfort room. Still sleepy. Sat down. Closed eyes. Pissed. Eyes opened. Opened the door. Saw a faceless woman smiling, saying.........................................................

24-Oct-2016 15:59:00

Dec

2014

Maxireactie

Posts: 457 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Human flesh eating elfs are taking over runescape.
Run while you can!
Hide while you can!
There is no stopping the elfs, they will slowly eat you up, part by part! When you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

24-Oct-2016 16:22:59

Dec

2014

Maxireactie

Posts: 457 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Human flesh eating elfs are taking over runescape.
Run while you can!
Hide while you can!
There is no stopping the elfs, they will slowly eat you up, part by part! When you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

24-Oct-2016 16:22:59

Sep

2023

OhItsNooby

Posts: 9 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

As I woke from my late night slumber I was shocked My girlfriend and my baby was laying next too me. The real horror wasnt them laying beside me, it was that they died 2 months ago.

24-Oct-2016 16:24:38

Jan

2022

Dark Linuxz

Posts: 3 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

I can not move, breathe or hear anything and it's so dark in here all the time. I did not know it would be so lonely, I should have been cremated.

24-Oct-2016 16:31:24

Aug

2016

SlyRam

Posts: 49 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

There was a little girl outside of my window this morning whispering,

"
She forgot me
"

on the sidewalk. I walked outside and there was nothing but a puddle of

blood

in the

middle of the street

...

24-Oct-2016 16:39:54 - Last edited on 25-Oct-2016 00:19:13 by SlyRam

Jun

2023

Handi Jay

Posts: 989 Gold Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

You arrive home and see your wife in the living room. She says "You're drunk again. We're done" She pulls out what looks like a dart. She throws it. As you're lying there you hear, "Spin for the Win!" Then nothing.

Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

24-Oct-2016 16:53:12 - Last edited on 24-Oct-2016 16:54:39 by Handi Jay

Oct

2020

Denlim Wolf

Posts: 579 Steel Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Trump wins the U.S. election and bans everyone from playing Runescape. GG.

Jagex, your greed is killing our game.

24-Oct-2016 17:11:22

SwedishPagns

Posts: 8,899 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

>November
>find out Crooked Hillary won
>Hillary puts "her" policies (she's bought by Soros) in place
>America is lost

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24-Oct-2016 17:50:17

Jul

2023

FEB-01-2014

Posts: 18 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

because of this golden scythe reward, i had remember the time that i was killing frost dragon together with my 4 yrs. old son, besides me. i need to get out of the cave because i need to pee, when i return i was really shock that all my set and scythe are low alch by my son. he saw me high alching some items using my explorer ring 4, but my high alch are already used up only low alch is available. O_o

24-Oct-2016 17:53:31

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