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Lego Miester
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Nasty Smell said :
Sorry for the ending, should it be anticlimactic. I'm not the best writer, and easily get sidetracked. This was basically meant as an insight into one of the possibilities should Bandos die.


I thought it turned out really well. I like the idea that if Bandos dies, the goblins are whipped into a frenzy and turn on each other.

I kind of wish they could have a happier ending, like the Dorgeshuun, but I'm not sure that's in their nature after hundreds of generations of brainwashing.
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16-Nov-2013 02:08:59

Jakir

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Saradomin used to be human.
Saradomin turned himself blue.
Why would a human turn himself blue?
The only reason I can think of is he didn't want anyone to recognize him.
But surely anyone alive when he was would be mortal and dead now.
Which can only mean he was famous when he was alive.
Based on Saradomin's attitude I can only conclude the human he must have been is none other than the famous leader of Germany in ww2.

17-Nov-2013 13:52:15 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2013 13:53:20 by Jakir

Lego Miester
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Jakir said :

Based on Saradomin's attitude I can only conclude the human he must have been is none other than the famous leader of Germany in ww2.


I envision him as someone very much like Owen in wanting to do what's right in a world he views as cruel and chaotic, but upon obtaining the crown, it went straight to his head (well where else would a crown go?) and we wound up with the Saradomin we met "filled with a new and glorious power" in the naragi's backstory.

Now that you've got my brain going on that, I'll start bouncing some ideas around on a full backstory. And to think all it took was invoking Godwin's Law to get my imagination in gear. (Yes I'm aware of the backstory on page 1, I want to write my own )

edit: This is a lot harder than I expected. In the meantime, does anyone have any ideas for a Sliske backstory?
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17-Nov-2013 13:59:23 - Last edited on 22-Nov-2013 02:55:40 by Lego Miester

Toa Takanuva
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Ascension of TUSKA!

I was once a raging boar in a forest. I was a large boar killing anything that I could even see. One day, a traveler came through my forest. His helmet was adorned by a big tusk, a tusk that would look PERFECT for a great big Boar. So I raged towards him, and killed him! Before he died a brutal death, he cut off one of my tusks. What is a boar without a set of TUSKS?! One was not enough, not EVER. So I tried to attach the big tusk to where my tusk was before, and it magically fit into place. When it did so, I wasn't a boar anymore! I was a boar the size of the biggest tree in my home forest! I didn't have just two tusks, I had hundreds! I was going to be the greatest Boar-god of all! So I travelled my world, and turned boars into my image. Behold, the age of the Great Boar-god Tuska!

P.S It is derived from my great big Tusks.

22-Nov-2013 04:16:04

Cybernet377
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One of the first things one learns on Freneskae is that you can't trust anyone or anything. The people around you, the beasts that sniff the blackened slate ground for prey, and even the ground itself were all more than willing to betray you at a moment's notice.

Sliske quite clearly remembered from his youth another Mahjarrat being swallowed up by a gaping hole in the ground, slowly melting in the searing heat of the lava below.

The problem with not trusting anyone was that no Mahjarrat could survive on his or her own. Even Zamorak was wise enough not to attempt such a thing. There are some things that not even the near impregnable skin of a Mahjarrat could stop. The Dragon metals were some such things, left behind by whoever was unfortunate enough to live in such a place before.

Because of the ever present threat of death even for the most experienced warriors, small communities of Mahjarrat formed. It was here that a Mahjarrat learned not to trust anyone, even those within your own family. Sliske suspected that Palkeera hadn't learned it quite well enough, given her death at the hands of her son. The most important commodity wasn't food, water, or even arms, but information.

Subterfuge was almost as common as conversation, and as such, one needed to always be aware of who was plotting against whom. Everyone needed an information broker, and Sliske was who they came to.

Even though the adage of "Never Trust Sliske" was pervasive throughout all of Freneskae, everyone did, simply because the only alternative to believing him was to never know who to believe.

It all began after an ill-fated encounter with a beast that no-one outside of Freneskae has ever heard of, a grotesque being with a gargantuan mouth and multiple layers of protective chitin. Sliske had tripped when running away, and fell, but not onto the ground.

That was the first time he had been to the Shadow Realm.

22-Nov-2013 04:53:46

Cybernet377
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Over time, his mastery with the realm increased, and he began to use it as more than a way to flee. When another Mahjarrat attempted to kill him, the unfortunate suddenly found himself buried several kilometers underneath the ground. This displacement soon became his favorite way to fight.

However, as previously stated, fighting can only take one so far. When Sliske discovered how to straddle the shadow realm, making himself no more noticeable than any other shadow, everyone’s closest secrets became his. One could not say a single word without him potentially finding out about it, and the souls he had pressed into his service quite kindly reported back anything of use when he did*’t have the time to spy on everyone.

So, for a few thousand years, Sliske knew everything. For fear of retribution, plots slowed to a trickle, and eventually all but stopped. Things became boring.

That’s when the air itself ripped open and a bipedal Canine offered to bring the Mahjarrat to a different world. Zamorak was objecting, but when they were told that their aid was needed to fight a war, even Sliske, as calm and clearheaded as he was, felt the bloodlust deep within him ignite. Azzanadra may not have been entirely inaccurate when he said that war was part of a Mahjarrat’s soul.

A new world, a new war, new enemies, and annoyingly, a new master. The new world’s shadow realm, though far weaker than Freneskae’s, helped alleviate that somewhat. Ic*halarian quickly decided that Sliske was oft too much trouble to find and order around, far more than it was really worth. Even better was his collection. In Freneskae, the Shadow realm held souls tightly, and he could never use his possessions for more than scouting and spying. Here though, he could reanimate the body with the soul of an individual that he killed, and what a variety of tempting ones there were.

22-Nov-2013 04:54:34

Cybernet377
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Despite the frailty of this world’s inhabitants, some were almost absurdly skilled. One of his favorite wights had been a thin, lithe warrior who fought with small knives, and had managed to stab Azzanandra in the throat. Of course, the knife broke like the weak metal that it was, but Azzanadra was rather conspicuously wearing a higher collared robe to cover up the **** in his hood for months afterwards.

The fact that Sliske had made an insulting “safety” song and dance routine for the wight about how Mahjarrat “needed to be careful about humans” probably did*’t help Azzanadra’s mood much.

Sliske’s mood was roughly as bad when Icthalarian “saved” his collection.

Fracturing Amascut** mind into pieces helped quite a bit though.

When the Mahjarrat met Zaros, everyone was eager to join, each of them getting increasingly irritated by the Desert God that summoned them. Most left immediately after swearing allegiance to the mysterious figure, excepting Azzanadra, who chose to question Zaros on his beliefs and goals, before leaving with a satisfied expression.

Sliske stayed however, and had a much more interesting conversation.
Several minutes of silence passed, until Zaros spoke, as if ten mouths opened with a thousand voices each. It was something Sliske would never forget.

22-Nov-2013 04:55:33

Cybernet377
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“You are one of the Shadows, are you not? Strange. Your kind was not made to have such extensive abilities with them as you do.”

He knew more about Sliske than the reverse. Unacceptable. “It’s nothing more than a few parlour tricks, my lord. The most I can do find any who would mean to betray you.”

Downplaying one’s abilities was crucial when confronted with a more powerful individual, but becoming a valued asset was all but guaranteed safety. It was useless though.

“Do not presume to deceive me. I do not worry about betrayal. The ones I trust are no danger to me, and the ones I do not are part of a far greater plan than they will ever realize, one that will outlive all but a few of them.”

“I do not trust you, Lord of Secrets, but you will be a far more crucial piece than you realize. For that, none shall ever be doubtful of your loyalty to me.”

22-Nov-2013 04:55:56 - Last edited on 22-Nov-2013 04:56:26 by Cybernet377

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