"Oh good Guthix, it was horrible. I'm such a klutz!"
The purpose of adventure is to shine light into dark places,
Poke monsters with a sharp stick, Then steal anything that isn't nailed down!
To the Manor Born QFC 185-186-367-65788716
11-Feb-2016 21:40:44
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11-Feb-2016 22:38:02
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Solanumtinkr
Earnest the Chicken V2
I tried helping a poor man who was transformed into a chicken. But got stuck in a jail cell puzzle. I nearly starved to death before Professor Oddenstein came downstairs and figured it out for himself. I had to shout out to him 10 times before he remember to let me out of the cell. Earnest is back to normal, and I learned an important lesson: stay out of jail.
11-Feb-2016 22:16:34
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11-Feb-2016 22:17:33
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sir eos lee
Portmaster's quest
The Portmaster gave me some useful advice. Luckily I didn't die again.
I found a huge reward chest. I made sure to give Mod Stu his favorite reward: a huge lamp with Runecrafting XP!
11-Feb-2016 22:18:23
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11-Feb-2016 22:21:15
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sir eos lee
Faced the Black Lobster of Doom in Morytania today! Found it near a camp fire. After beating it to dust with a near by log, I looted the camp.
...Funny thing the Black Lobster of Doom looks a lot like a burnt lobster...
They could be hiding anywhere!
The purpose of adventure is to shine light into dark places,
Poke monsters with a sharp stick, Then steal anything that isn't nailed down!
To the Manor Born QFC 185-186-367-65788716
11-Feb-2016 23:02:54
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12-Feb-2016 06:06:08
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Solanumtinkr
Combat level 138, total level 2615, and is on her way to owning a Quest Cape. I underestimated her.
Runescape doesn't need a hero...it needs a villain. An all encompassing force of evil that will remain ever-threatening and use chaos to make the peoples of Gielinor tolerate each other, grow strong together, and fight side by side against this evil. I am that villain.
Apparently all of these lamps are associated with the motley crew of people the Portmaster knows at the bar. They always sent me out to random stuff for them. Never seen them around Gielinor often though.
Met a demon. Portmaster suggested I try to research the banishment ritual. I talked with the Wizard's Tower and they helped me out. But when I tried the ritual, a dozen more demons appeared. I guess I mixed up the words to the incantation. Luckily some slayers on an assignment cleaned up my mess, again.