"My hunt for the land-shark did not go well. I thought I could handle it with the fancy mithril harpoon I bought on the Portmaster's recommendation, but I messed up again... I found one crouched by the river, snapping at the fish. I fired my harpoon from the bushes, and managed to hit! That's when it began swearing, and pulled off its head... Turns out it was just an eccentric fisherman. I managed to get away, but lost my new harpoon... The Portmaster will be so disappointed..."
03-May-2016 17:13:44