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-X Marks the Spot-

Zanik: I met a young adventurer called Meg and we got talking about our adventures. She seemed rather fond of you, I must say.

Zanik: She showed me a treasure map that she had procured from a strange peg-legged man.

Zanik: Together we followed the map across turbulent oceans, past pirates armed to the teeth, and even into the lair of a strange metallic red dragon.

Zanik: When we finally reached the spot it turned out there was another treasure map leading us all the way back to where we started.

Zanik: I think it was some sort of scam, but we had enough fun along the way.


-The Sous-Chef's Assitant-

Zanik: Continuing on from our adventures, Meg and I decided that we'd explore Lumbridge a bit more.

Zanik: There we were accosted by a panicked kitchen assistant who was desperately short on the ingredients needed for the Duke's morning crumpet.

Zanik: Ever ready to help someone in need, Meg and I set out to find the missing ingredients.

Zanik: All in all it took about 12 seconds as there was a farm nearby with the flour, and the butter and milk were easy enough to get.

Zanik: Frankly I think this kitchen assistant was just too lazy to get them himself. A bit of a let down really.

Zanik: So Meg and I grabbed a couple more bits and bobs and had a nice picnic down on the bank of the Salve.

Zanik: There we encountered a strange pig that gave us electric shocks when we tried to pet it. Weird.


-February's Dialogue-

Zanik: I was spending with Meg, off exploring, as you do, when she mentioned the ports to the Eastern Lands.

Zanik: I thought to myself 'I want in on that' and so I set off to see what I could do.

Zanik: Sadly I was unable to get funds together to set up anything remotely similar to a port.

Zanik: But I was able to get a nice little rowboat and I hired some out-of-work zombie pirates to sail it for me.

Zanik: Good working guys those; smelly, but good working.

Since John Strum is dead, maybe she could team up with us a our new business partner.