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Neo Bestia

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Comic Relief


This section will cater to the more humorous of our group, and will also be open the input of all the forum community as a whole.

As a general standard, one should focus on jokes about saradominists and/or Saradomin.

It can include poems, jokes, short stories, puns and other games with words, all types of humours (satire, irony, parody, hyperbole etc.) can be employed.

I'll kick it of with some of my own.

Zilyana's Warning

Flowers are red
The sky is blue
Defie Saradomin
I'll impale you to.


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26-Jan-2014 14:43:32 - Last edited on 11-Feb-2014 19:29:52 by Neo Bestia

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Saradominist Business, Services and Clans


On this section, I will advertise those services offered by follow saradominists with links to their threads. I will only do so if I get prior confirmation from said owners.


Kingdom of Saradomin

Another Saradominist Clan with a significant degree of success.


The White Knights of Falador

A RP group that operates as the holy and true protectors of Asgarnia. This is a White Knight (and Temple Knight) clan mainly based on the proper NPC Jagex-designed White Knights.

26-Jan-2014 14:43:48 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2015 00:14:31 by Neo Bestia

Neo Bestia

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Falcoshin said :
Well, this thread is certainly constructed a great deal better than the last one. Profiled for future reference.


Well Falcoshin, if people hadn't trolled by thread from the very start, it would have looked like this.

I don't like writing half-baked nonsense, but when some members of this forums insist on jumping on the gun before letting the actual thread creator finish the thread, of course it's going to look ugly.

EDIT1: Thread still needs work though.

26-Jan-2014 16:53:28 - Last edited on 26-Jan-2014 16:54:55 by Neo Bestia

Falcoshin

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So, if this is meant to be a more general forum thread for members of the Saradominist community, you wouldn't mind if I used it to ask for advice regarding quest suggestions (so long as they pertained to Saradomin or his church), would you?

It would also allow a means for my friend Kittyphantom to view it as I would find it very hard for him to see it otherwise.

26-Jan-2014 16:58:16 - Last edited on 26-Jan-2014 17:01:34 by Falcoshin

Neo Bestia

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Falcoshin said :
So, if this is meant to be a more general forum thread for members of the Saradominist community, you wouldn't mind if I used it to ask for advice regarding quest suggestions (so long as they pertained to Saradomin or his church), would you?

It would also allow a means for my friend Kittyphantom to view it as I would find it very hard for him to see it otherwise.


Everything related Saradomin (particularly) and other gods can be discussed on this thread.

Saradominist Clans, Role-play Groups, threads by our distinguished members, can all be sponsored and discussed here.

You can also use this thread to communicate and chat with other saradominists.

My goal would be for this thread to be a reference and meeting ground for the Saradominist community on the Lore Forums.

26-Jan-2014 17:07:18 - Last edited on 26-Jan-2014 17:09:06 by Neo Bestia

Anenemus

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Neo Bestia said :
Falcoshin said :
So, if this is meant to be a more general forum thread for members of the Saradominist community, you wouldn't mind if I used it to ask for advice regarding quest suggestions (so long as they pertained to Saradomin or his church), would you?

It would also allow a means for my friend Kittyphantom to view it as I would find it very hard for him to see it otherwise.


Everything related Saradomin (particularly) and other gods can be discussed on this thread.

Saradominist Clans, Role-play Groups, threads by our distinguished members, can all be sponsored and discussed here.

You can also use this thread to communicate and chat with other saradominists.

My goal would be for this thread to be a reference and meeting ground for the Saradominist community on the Lore Forums.


Is there a Saradominist clan?

26-Jan-2014 17:14:50

Falcoshin

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Right, so the general premise of the quest is that a demon by the name of Ka'al seeks to join the Church which leads him to taking 4 trials administered by various monks throughout the land. I have the first 3 written down and am having trouble thinking of the details for the 4th and final one.

So far this is what I know has to happen:

It has to be administered by Brother Omad (from Monk's Friend)
It has to be a test of the cardinal virtue of Wisdom

Ideas I've had so far are based around it being a riddle surrounding a cryptic recipe for the "Most Holy Cocktail" that Omad wrote in a drunken stupor. The problem is that I'm terrible with riddles and don't know enough about drinks to know what should be in the thing to begin with.

26-Jan-2014 17:31:02 - Last edited on 26-Jan-2014 17:31:31 by Falcoshin

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