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All I do anymore is fish - 2017

26-Sep-2015 03:12:01 - Last edited on 26-Sep-2015 03:22:44 by Body btw

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Reading this thread is extremely bittersweet. May I propose a cynics' version?

1) *Noob” is to be restored to its position as the highest insult available. Why bother, however, when there's no filter and you can basically go around saying what you want?


2) The threat of being reported is the utmost threat one can make. It won't do anything and you'll be widely abused and laughed at as a snitch and nolifer, but hey! Maybe it'll rattle them a bit. Maybe. Not really.


3/4) Castlewars is dead. No exp wastes.



5) Catherby fishing spots are... Oh, there's nobody here but the bots.


6) Should one wish to bot (shame on you - well, not really, y'know, "I got my stats in RS3, I should be allowed to get them easily here" / "Lmao it's a game ffs get over it we all have jobs now" )!), one must subscribe to the required Botter’s look: bald with a goatee, and green shirt/ trousers. Or you can have just AFKed the Nightmare Zone anytime over the last year or so - No bots needed! Zul'rah gives more sharks and Wyverns give more magic logs per hour than any 99 Fishing/Woodcutting bot, anyway. Go nuts!


7) Should one wish to scam (shame on you!), there are a number of scams available: popular scams involve removing an item before clicking accept, free gem cutting and free armour trimming. Or you can just phish over Twitch. Much simpler, much easier! Every fool uses it.


8) Any poor players are fully entitled to follow around anyone of any level around and demand “Free stuff plz” or variants thereof.


9) No more trading servers, Grand Exchange's back.


10) Most high levels are NMZ Prods. Combat levels are no longer indicative of ingame experience, skill or wisdom.
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04-Oct-2015 23:29:43

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11) The fornication-deprived amongst us may simply watch female streamers on Twitch, who are treated favourably by similarly fornication-deprived staff.


12) The females amongst our community may utilise the above advertisements as a means to acquire free stuff. And free IRL money, thanks to Twitch!


13) Irrelevant. Unids got changed to grimy. Another "Oldschool" feature GG'd in the polls.


14) Those who wear chainmail may be openly respected as, unlike nolifers who actually have time to do stupid non-Slayer activities like Dragon Slayer, they know how to best spend their time.


15) The Fremennik Trials quest requires a raw shark for completion. So just buy it on the Grand Exchange.


16) Each bank must have a minimum of one player advertising a bank sale be empty as everyone's at the Grand Exchange.


17/18/19) Irrelevant - Grand Exchange released.



20) Every world must have at least one player teleporting to Camelot, over and over again. But who has time for that when you have your trusty suit of iron armour, mind runes and a spare rat at Lumbridge?


21) Should one be attempting to sell an item, it is NOT acceptable to set the price as “offer”. This implies you'll find someone to sell an item to directly rather than through the Grand Exchange.


22) If one is attempting to buy a dragon chain (RRP 30m) or similarly expensive item, one must simply go to the Grand Exchange.


23) In an argument one is fully entitled to brag about their level 150 main, usually with 99 Attack, Strength, Defence, HP and a Total Level below 1300.

Hey, this is fun!
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04-Oct-2015 23:36:36

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25) Upon entry to any guild – notably the cook** guild – one may deservedly think "Wait, why am I here? This isn't an optimal place to gain exp".

26) Those who have completed Troll Stronghold, and thus possess a law talisman, may rightly look down at the peasantry as they enjoy their priority law running from inside the altar. If law running existed these days. Which it doesn't.

27) While in the Brimhaven Agility Arena, one must yell "oh lmao this place sucks for exp im going rooftop" and only ever participate in it for a Pirate's Hook.

28) Should one find a player that does not know how to get to a particular location, one may guffaw "Lmfao idiot look at the osbuddy world map" with disregard for whether or not they actually have it installed.

30) One must fear the level 6 mugger outside Aubury's rune shop. One must fear the person at the Grand Exchange asking you to watch their video and post on the ""official"" forums even more.

31) One may successfully provoke irritation by repeatedly opening and closing a door. Oh, wait, they've all been stuck open. GG.

32) One may get a job picking bananas on Karamja, once, for a quest, maybe, if you actually quest.

33) One may regard oneself as “entitled to a stat reset” on completion of monkey madness as a pure and may subsequently flaunt one’s rage on the forums.

35) Any and all persons fishing at Karamja for lobsters must be bots. No, really.

36) On sight of “Dem be my fishies” one must remember that dangerous random events were removed to make way for AFKscape.

37) Should one see a player mod talk, one must wonder what a player mod is doing on Oldschool Runescape.

38) Should one see a jagex mod, one must convey one’s amazement by spamming reddit memes in the hope they'll appear on stream.
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04-Oct-2015 23:53:30 - Last edited on 04-Oct-2015 23:54:37 by Reactionary

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