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There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.

---Orison Swett Marden

WE'RE STILL WAITING.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

---Jack Benny

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

---Erma Bombeck

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

---Drew Carey

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

---Drew Carey


STILL WAITING

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

---George Carlin