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Jul

2010

Noetica

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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Mark Twain

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23-Feb-2019 08:29:03

Jul

2010

Noetica

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…Let your happiness depend, not upon external things, but upon your own mind.

Buddha

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24-Feb-2019 21:43:45

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2010

Noetica

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Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

Josh Billings

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26-Feb-2019 18:08:24

Jul

2010

Noetica

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Once upon a time there was an old farmer who had worked his crops for many years. One day his horse ran away. Upon hearing the news, his neighbors came to visit. “Such bad luck,” they said sympathetically.

“Maybe,” the farmer replied.

The next morning the horse returned, bringing with it three other wild horses. “How wonderful,” the neighbors exclaimed.

“Maybe,” replied the old man.

The following day, his son tried to ride one of the untamed horses, was thrown, and broke his leg. The neighbors again came to offer their sympathy on his misfortune.

“Maybe,” answered the farmer.

The day after, military officials came to the village to draft young men into the army. Seeing that the son’s leg was broken, they passed him by. The neighbors congratulated the farmer on how well things had turned out.

“Maybe,” said the farmer.

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27-Feb-2019 02:35:08

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2010

Noetica

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

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28-Feb-2019 21:29:20

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2010

Noetica

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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

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04-Mar-2019 22:20:27

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2010

Noetica

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A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:

Customer: Yoooo I ordered a Pizza  & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, Its Just Bread

Domino’s: We’re sorry to hear about this!

Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/

Source: Twitter

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09-Mar-2019 02:49:55