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Noetica
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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10-Jul-2023 03:58:20

Noetica
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Noetica

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A student went to his meditation teacher and said, “My meditation is horrible! I feel so distracted, or my legs ache, or I’m constantly falling asleep. It’s just horrible!”

“It will pass,” the teacher said.

A week later, the student came back to his teacher. “My meditation is wonderful! I feel so aware, so peaceful, so alive! It’s just wonderful!’

“It will pass,” the teacher replied.
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18-Sep-2023 21:19:29

Noetica
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A zen student asked his master: “Is it okay to use email?” “Yes”, replied the master, “but with no attachments.”
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20-Sep-2023 00:25:11

Noetica
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Noetica

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A Zen master was visiting London. He went up to a hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor fixed up a hot dog with fried onions, gherkins, and mustard and handed it to the Zen master, who paid with a £20 note. The vendor put the note in his register and snapped it shut.

"I'm sorry, where's my change?" said the Zen master.

"Brother," said the vendor, "change comes from within."
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13 yrs playing, 13 yrs leading clans

~•••~ | Applying Buddhist ideals to the game, Namaste | ~•••~

05-Jan-2024 21:23:13

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