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Noetica
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A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
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19-Jun-2022 04:05:47

Noetica
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

George Carlin
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20-Jun-2022 08:08:01

Noetica
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!" —Vinaya Patil
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28-Jun-2022 00:07:02

Noetica
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It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single people who sit at home and have conversations with their cats are mentally disturbed.

My dog's full of useful information like that.
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30-Jun-2022 06:48:39

Noetica
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Love says: 'I am everything'. Wisdom says: 'I am nothing'. Between the two my life flows.

From "I Am That" Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj
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03-Aug-2022 06:30:46

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