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Roddy Piper
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Roddy Piper

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Everyone knows about the Varrock Herald? But does anyone subscribe to the Varrock Daily News? Check this article:

MAJOR CONSTRUCTION ACCIDENT AT LOCAL FORT

Breaking-Live from a field south of the city. Survivors made their way to the city gates and raised the alarm. We have an exclusive statement directly from King Roald.

"I'd suggest you run." His majesty screamed, as he did just that. As every loyal intelligent citizen knows, no one can outrun our King. The nature of the accident is unclear, but a known troublemaker named Bill is thought to be heavily involved.

If anyone happens to see King Roald, please try to catch up and send word that The Kingdom is not actually in danger. We'd like to fetch him before bedtime if at all possible. Thanks to any surrounding Kingdoms for their cooperation in this matter.

16-Feb-2023 16:03:44

Roddy Piper
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Further research unearthed this passage from the Asgarnian Observer:

MIS-INFORMED KING VISITS LOCAL BAR

The rumors are true, our Kingdom had a very important visitor today. Confirmed by multiple witnesses, King Roald boldly entered The Capital without warning or provocation. Every citizen should be alarmed and remain vigilant.

Here's what we know: at dawn, an unkown person of varying descriptions entered The Rising Sun and demanded water. Bartender Emily informed him the only water was at a pump next to the barber shop. Drunken Man tried explaining the process but the mysterious stranger said "You expect someone of my stature to behave as a farm animal? I would require a disguise."

It's unclear whether Roald found his water, but in amazing twist we've just heard that an individual of varying description has been spotted deep in the Kharidian Desert and every witness relayed the same quote. "stop chasing me!", he screamed.

Praise Saradomin, and be wary of strangers, especially those from other planets.

16-Feb-2023 16:59:29

Roddy Piper
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You can't make this stuff up! The Lumbridge Dairy Association Daily Report

In the classified section:

REWARD for information leading to the arrest of a man who ran through our fields yelling at the cows. The description is vague, but their intent was clear. Milk production is down 15%. They should be considered armed and dangerous, if only because we are so upset by these actions. Farmer Fred has offered to be our spokesperson for this tragedy. Thank you for all your kind words in this distressing time.

16-Feb-2023 17:47:51

SlR
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Roddy Piper said :
You can't make this stuff up! The Lumbridge Dairy Association Daily Report

In the classified section:

REWARD for information leading to the arrest of a man who ran through our fields yelling at the cows. The description is vague, but their intent was clear. Milk production is down 15%. They should be considered armed and dangerous, if only because we are so upset by these actions. Farmer Fred has offered to be our spokesperson for this tragedy. Thank you for all your kind words in this distressing time.

Not entirely sure what's going on, lol, but it's true! things like that can affect yield (which I found interesting to learn about). There are folk that go around inspecting farms and the air flow of barns to make sure there aren't any hot or cold spots, etc. :P
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18-Feb-2023 16:52:09 - Last edited on 18-Feb-2023 16:56:00 by SlR

Roddy Piper
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Roddy Piper

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I think I have set a new record. It took me about 1075 normal mode and 320 hard mode Anti-Glacor fights to notice there is a visual difference between the ranged and magic attacks. Something about green or blue, I am still working on it.



Edit: during the next fight realized it is actually called the ARCH-Glacor. That's just silly. I'll stick to my version.

25-Feb-2023 18:20:17 - Last edited on 25-Feb-2023 18:22:42 by Roddy Piper

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