Further research unearthed this passage from the Asgarnian Observer:
MIS-INFORMED KING VISITS LOCAL BAR
The rumors are true, our Kingdom had a very important visitor today. Confirmed by multiple witnesses, King Roald boldly entered The Capital without warning or provocation. Every citizen should be alarmed and remain vigilant.
Here's what we know: at dawn, an unkown person of varying descriptions entered The Rising Sun and demanded water. Bartender Emily informed him the only water was at a pump next to the barber shop. Drunken Man tried explaining the process but the mysterious stranger said "You expect someone of my stature to behave as a farm animal? I would require a disguise."
It's unclear whether Roald found his water, but in amazing twist we've just heard that an individual of varying description has been spotted deep in the Kharidian Desert and every witness relayed the same quote. "stop chasing me!", he screamed.
Praise Saradomin, and be wary of strangers, especially those from other planets.
16-Feb-2023 16:59:29