Entry 5 3/18
Several people have visited the base camp since I last wrote, so I had to hide in the event that I was wrong about the locals being cannibals. It doesn't seem like they are coming back. I guess someone must have died because some of them were crying.
Anyway, I did manage to catch a few birds. They tasted of sweet, sweet victory, but mostly like turkey. I'm not entirely sure why they are stupid enough to land on my traps, but hey, it's better than fish. I also kept some feathers in the event I want to amuse myself by trying to make some arrows and a bow with the stones and trees around here. Yeah, you're turning into a real Bear Grylls, Krista. Ha. What a kneeslapper.
Speaking of trees, I found the craziest thing. It was the most normal and generic tree ever. You know, like the tree everyone draws on paper? A trunk with some branches that eventually turn into a blob of green as if bushes grew on trees. These apparently exist here. Or maybe I've just completely lost my mind.
Yeah, I'm probably just beginning to lose my mind. I might as well draw a face on a Wilson brand ball and submit to the process of sinking into insanity. At least when I completely lose my mind, i might actually trick myself into liking it here.
And I swear I'm not going to let her know all the pain I have known
18-Mar-2016 17:40:19