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1. I got scammed for 100 amulet of glories back when they were 90k each at the black knights castle, before the wildy ditches so I had no clue it was a lure lol rip me
2. I got scammed again at the w2 fally park by digging without a light. Fell to the mole and lost 1.5m gp that I had for whip
( (my 1st million btw)
3. I play a private server called osrs pls no flame
2. I got scammed again at the w2 fally park by digging without a light. Fell to the mole and lost 1.5m gp that I had for whip
( (my 1st million btw)
3. I play a private server called osrs pls no flame
22-Jul-2017 15:12:58
I collect skulls, one for each victim I slay in PvP. I do this because when I killed my first victim, they were standing on a skull, and in my infinite wisdom, I thought it was a drop from them.
Since then, I resolved to always collect a new skull for every victim. I have about 3,600 skulls now.
Some of them were from green dragon bots, but most are fairly "legit" kills. I don't tend to kill skillers, and have never knowingly attacked penguin hunters. I still have standards.
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That for the past seven years, I have been at war with Imps. I even made a "formal declaration of war", which is basically paraphrasing Chamberlain's declaration of war. The transcript is as follows:
"This morning I handed the Impish Government a final note stating that unless I heard from them by eleven o'clock, on this day the Twenty-seventh of October, that they were prepared at once to surrender the Imp Champion's Challenge Scroll to my possession, that a state of war would exist between us.
I have to tell you now that no such scroll has been received, and that consequently I am at war with the Imps."
It was originally made as an in-joke on my old clan's website, but it soon became one of the "clan legends", that one of them had formally declared war. To this day, I still have not received that scroll, despite battling thousands of imps, and as such the war continues. I actively kill any imp which dares to cross my path.
It does make going past the Ardougne Monastery difficult, as there's almost always imps there and by the time you've killed them all others have spawned in!
A couple of clannies from back then still play, and we've (somewhat jokingly, somewhat seriously) agreed to hold a peace ceremony, when (or should it be if ...) I receive the scroll. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
Since then, I resolved to always collect a new skull for every victim. I have about 3,600 skulls now.
Some of them were from green dragon bots, but most are fairly "legit" kills. I don't tend to kill skillers, and have never knowingly attacked penguin hunters. I still have standards.
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That for the past seven years, I have been at war with Imps. I even made a "formal declaration of war", which is basically paraphrasing Chamberlain's declaration of war. The transcript is as follows:
"This morning I handed the Impish Government a final note stating that unless I heard from them by eleven o'clock, on this day the Twenty-seventh of October, that they were prepared at once to surrender the Imp Champion's Challenge Scroll to my possession, that a state of war would exist between us.
I have to tell you now that no such scroll has been received, and that consequently I am at war with the Imps."
It was originally made as an in-joke on my old clan's website, but it soon became one of the "clan legends", that one of them had formally declared war. To this day, I still have not received that scroll, despite battling thousands of imps, and as such the war continues. I actively kill any imp which dares to cross my path.
It does make going past the Ardougne Monastery difficult, as there's almost always imps there and by the time you've killed them all others have spawned in!
A couple of clannies from back then still play, and we've (somewhat jokingly, somewhat seriously) agreed to hold a peace ceremony, when (or should it be if ...) I receive the scroll. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
02-Nov-2017 13:27:29 - Last edited on 02-Nov-2017 13:29:09 by Shifu
LOL, do let me know if that peace ceremony is ever scheduled. I'll make it an official event for your (our) current clan.
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Lumine
Patrona Emerita
of the
Patrona Emerita
Caped Carousers
quest cape clan
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03-Nov-2017 00:59:07
Lumine
said
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LOL, do let me know if that peace ceremony is ever scheduled. I'll make it an official event for your (our) current clan.
I love that idea!
Might be a few long years before it happens though... or it might be tomorrow. Who knows? One day... maybe... hopefully...
@Queenvalerie - Isn't it funny how most of us attribute our luck to some random item which (almost certainly) doesn't have any effect at all? Have you had better luck now you've returned the portraits?
I keep a 4 leaf clover in my real world wallet in the hope it'll bring me more money. It's always the first item I place in any new wallet. Wasn't too lucky though, it was stolen along with the rest of my wallet!
I also have a 5 leaf clover which I carry into any examination, and the night before sleep with the textbook(s) for the exam under my pillow. Haven't failed any yet! I know it almost certainly doesn't have any effect, yet I feel compelled to do so every time. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
LOL, do let me know if that peace ceremony is ever scheduled. I'll make it an official event for your (our) current clan.
I love that idea!
Might be a few long years before it happens though... or it might be tomorrow. Who knows? One day... maybe... hopefully...
@Queenvalerie - Isn't it funny how most of us attribute our luck to some random item which (almost certainly) doesn't have any effect at all? Have you had better luck now you've returned the portraits?
I keep a 4 leaf clover in my real world wallet in the hope it'll bring me more money. It's always the first item I place in any new wallet. Wasn't too lucky though, it was stolen along with the rest of my wallet!
I also have a 5 leaf clover which I carry into any examination, and the night before sleep with the textbook(s) for the exam under my pillow. Haven't failed any yet! I know it almost certainly doesn't have any effect, yet I feel compelled to do so every time. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
04-Nov-2017 09:53:32
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