Lets 'face it', your not going to win against a table.
I ran out of darts to throw at, so I had to resort to ping pong balls
Playing ping-pong with Lady Table's husband is harder than I thought...
The table got what it wanted for Christmas, to play, instead of being played on!
You can play games with chairs, so why not tables?
"forever alone"
"If I can't win this staring contest with your head, maybe I'll try my luck at ping pong!"
"Mod Sabre: I hope you're ready
Wall: Bring it!
Mod Sabre: What?"
"We have found our winner for the 2012 London Olympics!"
"What's wrong with this picture?"
"Little did he know, MMG had called a time-out while Sabre had gone for a coffee"
"Mod Sabre: Why do I feel like I've set something up wrong..."
"(at wall) Reported for Jagex staff impersonation."
When both coffe and cofein pills are out, guess i should try this... Sports keeps healthy!
As he was tired of fireworks and firecrackers in- game, the office was empty.
At this point, he realizes what he is doing...