Cheers, it's the year of 2012. THE YEAR OF THE APOCALYPSE!?
"You Shall NOT Pass the net..."
"The following event took place over the course of 24 hours, and probably did not turn out so well."
"Okay, Best 2012 out of 4023. My Serve."
"Lagg issues are not caused by high Ping-pong activity."
"Watch the Ball drop... and get sent flying."
"A Face! A Huuuge Face! H..Here it comes! Kapow! See you all next year!"
"After 23 hours of con*iousness, even a picture of Mod MMG can pawn Mod Sabre at Ping Pong. :p"
"Is it me or did that picture just beat the pulp out of Mod Sabre?"