" I am hoping that now that I dressed like the Master of the dark side, I will be able to access the 'force' and actually win this..."
" Who knew that Eminem played RuneScape?"
"He must have on a protection prayer..."
"How come his ghostly robes are working, but mine aren't?"
"What not to do at the Burthorpe Game Room."
"I see your paddle is as big as mine, but lets see how well you use it!"
" Example of a person who reached 200 million experience points in all of the RuneScape stats."
"... And then I woke up."
" My Insane level is 99."
"Play Ping-Pong like a boss, but fail like an assistant."
"I've been to so many balloon parties tonight, I figured, why not hit another round, shiny object."
"Example of a bot in real life..."
" 2 paddles 0 friends 1 picture of boss 2 many opportunities.."
" This will show him not to delete me from his Friend's List!"
"Life presented me many roads, I chose the one less traveled. Now I know why it is less traveled.."
-WingsOfVigor
19-Jan-2012 05:44:37