Hope these are "epic" enough for you.
1) I swear if you don't trim your nose hair I'm going to put one of these bows on it!
2) For the last time, "Please Get Rid Of That Mistletoe Belt buckle!"
3) Would you please quit commenting on the size of my "guns!"
4) Because they won't let us use pink,...and that is why we use purple pens.
5) For the last time: I will not escort you to the Jagex ball!
6) Look, I'm sorry I gift wrapped you and left you under the tree last year. Where are you going to be after lunch?
7) At least we don't have to wear elf outfits this year.
8) Yeah, I got some kickin sideburns.... wanna make something of it?
9) Dude, really, you had to "pop the collar", I thought that went out in 1988!
10) STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!
11) Santa better bring me a raise this year or me and the "elves" are gonna go to work on the chimney!
12) I am sooooo constipated!
13) Really? Your the guy that filled my plastic reindeer with helium?
14) ...we're upgrading to "Windows 2.0" and you wonder why I'm frustrated?
15) I swear if I ever catch Santa above level 20 wildy, "IT'S ON!"
16) ...what do you mean I can't "enhance" the graphics on my avatar, I'm a mod aren't I?
17) What do you mean "Playing the game is a job requirement?"
18) Your eyes...they are like... dark pools of creamy Christmas chocolate.
19) So, you thought you could use me as a model for the BOB the cat Christmas wrap? I'm wielding a pen and pad, not a rune scimitar and H2 kite shield!
20) No, I do not think Santa is going to bring you one million experience.
That's all I have for now. Thank you and Merry Christmas.
Humfrey01
20-Dec-2011 18:24:08
