"I'm not sure how to tell you this but Santa hired some random adventurer to help with Christmas, you got rejected."
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"You know Bob's Santas farther, true story"
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"What do you mean I'm off Santas nice list...So what I killed a few thousand cows, whats the problem they started it they mooed at me!"
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"You know I had a crazy idea, lets open all the presents NOW"
"How about no?"
Talking about future updates
Mod Markg: What should we add in the January updates?
Mod Zach: Hmm...... How about a new skill?
Mod Markg: A NEW WHAT!?
Mod Zach: A new skill of course.
Mod Markg: Well that might be possible.
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Caption:
"So, you really think if we pitch the Christmas Bob idea for Runescape, it would legitimately catch attention?"
"Of course, with this idea, it will be a "Meowy Christmas" for everyone."
"Did you really just-?"
"Yes, yes i did."