Look, I'm telling you, we can make more money if we wait and sell these Santa hats when the prices are going up!
Or:
Why did you buy all this stuff? We agreed, that we were going to spend money on more notebooks, I'm on my last page!
Left mod: I'm sorry, but Bob wants that! If we don't give it to him. he'll chop us to pieces with his rune scimmy!
Right mod: But the catfood was my Christmas present!
*goes to a corner and starts crying*