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heretic hary

heretic hary

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Oh hey, here's another one:
One time, when a man who's leg I had amputated and jumped out a window had grabbed onto a rofl-lantern (wtf?) I swung my sword upward, attempting to cleave him in twain from the crotch on up. He then just takes this as a horizontal slash and loses his other leg. (wtf?) Then his clanmate arrives, and he suddenly goes from being on the brink of death to alive enough to drop and crawl for help. (wtf?)

18-Feb-2012 05:04:46

Holy Twig

Holy Twig

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So I was troll playing as one of my nameless random Rising Sun drunks when a mage, who was trying to get past me in order to leave the bar, as I was standing in front of the door and hitting on a potted plant, finally gives up trying to ask me to move out of the way and wind rushes me out of the way. I fell facedown into the plant, and eventually suffocated, as I decided that it was an evil plant that fed on oxygen and gave of Carbon Monoxide. And I sat there. Every couple minutes I would type *Continues lying facedown in the potted plant by the door, dead*, but nobody did anything.
Keep in mind, there are twenty other (rofl)patrons in the rising sun at this point.
After about fifteen minutes I'd had enough and decided that it was time to open up a tab on w*kipedia about bodily decay and graphically describe the ridiculously rapid rofldecay of the drunk's body.
roughly three-fourths of the patrons *Gagged at smell of bloated corpse* and then continued on in their conversations.
ಠ_ಠ

18-Feb-2012 13:01:57

heretic hary

heretic hary

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I have another one, caused by people defaultively assume your a poor rp'er for no frikkin' reason.
So, my char is walking along with, well, let's just call him Snape. So I'm walking along with Snape, and then we reach a bridge, where I find another one of my friends, whom we'll call Lucius. So then me and Lucius begin talking, when Snape moves behind me, and tries impaling me through the side of my gut with his spear, and ooc'ly says "*awaits incoming rofldodge*" which flat-out tells me he thinks I'm stupid enough to be someone who metagames off attack descriptions. (wtf?) His spear was stopped by my guy's Skeleton armor, but I was a bit upset. But Snape seemed surprised I hadn't meta-dodged his spear, and when fighting him later and when I lagged out, he actually realized I had lagged out and kindly waited for me to get back on.
My next moment along these lines is... err, never mind. I forgot it entirely.

18-Feb-2012 13:23:09

Ryzter11

Ryzter11

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okay WTF.....
i just walked into a big fight near rimmington
anyway this is it.
me: -he attempts to drive his rusty sword through the mans left bicep, in order to prevent him from blocking with his shield-
guy1: -he does so- A G H son of a #$%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: that'll teach you....
guy1:-summons guardian angel (does the emote for it), the angel restors him to full health and kills you-
okay wtf...
seriously, he was missing his sword arm, his left leg was almost about to fall off, his left arm has a rusted sword through the bicep.
how is he not dead?!?!?

18-Feb-2012 15:03:01

heretic hary

heretic hary

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roflsurviving. that's how he survived.
One time, I used my sword, which is enchanted to make wounds caused by it bleed twice as much, to chop off two legs off someone, and they somehow did not bleed out at all, or weaken from blood loss. wt*?

18-Feb-2012 16:04:08

Ryzter11

Ryzter11

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okay WHAT THE ABSOLOUTE $^&%$
i walk into taverly bar, stopped by a ******* lycan, have an argument with him for 7 minutes, a girl breaks the argument, i sit down peacefully reading a book.
and some ******* wanna be assassin tries to kill me, i leap over the table as the knife hits my adamantine lined hood, i take out a teletab smashing it and i teleport away alive.
then the rovins burn down their own bar to stop me from owning it.
i made a deal with the owner oocly about trading two lands and 100k icly for the bar.
we did the roleplay and the other rovins didnt like it.
so they tried to kill me and then they burnt down the bar.
EDIT:
so i watched an ic duel between grey rovin and tom. tom won taverly and i was gifted taverly bar.
so after rebuilding taverly bar and an hour after opening it.
the rovins came and burnt it down again, so now i'm getting really annoyed.
i actually need some tips here people, they are ruining my roleplaying. should and can i blacklist them?
since they are being rather chidlish doing a "if we cant have it, no one can"]

EDIT2:i was afk for nearly the whole battle, i just heard that tom got taverly so i assumed he won, also grey "i'll kick your butt faster than you can wipe it" wow... perve much? been watching me on the toilet?... wow....

18-Feb-2012 18:36:47 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2012 18:41:45 by Ryzter11

Arela

Arela

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this one time this "professional" interrogator kidnapped this one guy and started to torture him.
She didn't use any mind games or tricks, or even moral torture for that matter.
She sat there and stabbed him in the crotch and claimed "all the pros do it"
and im like:
"did you know it is entirely possible to make a man go completely 100% insane by forcing him to listen to water dropping for hours?"
And that is just common knowlledge...
I had a feeling she didn't know how to torture a piece of paper professionally...

19-Feb-2012 06:10:39

The Vizier

The Vizier

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Here's a rather interesting one: A man (We'll name No balls.) trying to block an Obsidian blade with a wooden Crozier, you know who you are, No balls. Rofl-Dodging all of our attacks to save your life. Your sooo dead No balls.
EDIT: Ryan, I won the duel, I gave up Tavelry to stop a war. By the way, duel me, I'll kick your butt faster then you wipe it, ight? For some of us that journey takes us on a hidden path, through a darker forest, or, instead of answers, we find a whole new set of questions.

19-Feb-2012 18:36:14 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2012 18:44:24 by The Vizier

Ryzter11

Ryzter11

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@rael....
good question actually, my mind has been pondering this for awhile.
since everyone was just roflhaving one, i assumed it was accepted by the general community, as was barrows armour once update.
does this mean that all armours and weapons (if updated) will be accepted?
if so, we have a HUGE problem on our hands.
@grey.
be quiet little man.

19-Feb-2012 18:43:29

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